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GreyhoundGirl
11-08-2006, 04:42 PM
Chilli made out of human chins. :eek:
What is not any colour?
Dorothy39
11-08-2006, 04:49 PM
money, of course~ Can't even see that stuff!!!
What goes good with macaroni and cheese? :rolleyes:
momoffuzzyfaces
11-08-2006, 04:52 PM
Dust fuzzies!!!
What is a fat lip?
Dorothy39
11-08-2006, 04:59 PM
Dust fuzzies!!!
What is a fat lip?
ok, we're on a roll here Moff~~~ :p
A fat lip is a HUGE coffee/tea mug, so darned thick, that it's hard to even taste the stuff!!
The Rocky Mountains, The Great Pryamids of Egypt, The Great Wall of China, Oh, and The Great Lakes........ continue please........ :rolleyes:
momoffuzzyfaces
11-08-2006, 05:01 PM
The Marmaton River here in my home town!!!
What are freckles?
Dorothy39
11-08-2006, 06:11 PM
Fairy poop, I thought you knew that!!!!
Name just one "fabulous" Dancer!!!!
buttercup132
11-08-2006, 06:18 PM
Chef Boyardee
How mnay fingers do you have?
Dorothy39
11-08-2006, 06:54 PM
7~ I have seven fingers, and I use every single one for posting!!
What is a scavenger hunt? Do people still play this wild game anymore?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-09-2006, 12:29 PM
People don't do scavenger hunts very often any more because scavengers are getting so hard to find these days!!!
Why are penguins black and white?
GreyhoundGirl
11-09-2006, 02:01 PM
:confused: They aren't, humans are just colour-blind.
Where do accents come from?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-09-2006, 04:35 PM
Accents come from Tinker Bell's little bag of fairy dust!!! Some people are allergic to it so it makes their voice change.
What is the best flavor of jelly?
Dorothy39
11-09-2006, 04:48 PM
Cod Liver Oil Jelly~
What time do birds go to sleep at night?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-09-2006, 05:13 PM
Birds go to sleep at midnight! They have to talk over all the events of the day after they get in their nests. That takes a while.
Are pidgeons really pidgeon toed?
Dorothy39
11-09-2006, 07:21 PM
No, they are NOT!!!! They walk that way because their feet are designed for communicating with each other~ They leave secret messages all over our cities, parks and statues!!!!
Do our Pets resent our time spent on PetTalk? :rolleyes: ;)
momoffuzzyfaces
11-09-2006, 08:15 PM
No they love it. It gives them time to snoop through things they shouldn't while we are posting and bragging about them.
What time is supper time?
Dorothy39
11-09-2006, 09:33 PM
6:00 A.M. Supper is, of course, the first and most important meal of the day. I'm having Goulash for my early morning Supper!!!
When is Dinner?
Almita
11-09-2006, 09:42 PM
Dinner is at 5:53am
what is supernatural?
Dorothy39
11-09-2006, 10:15 PM
That's just a fancy word for "phoney Bologna" ;)
When you "See" an Ocean~ How do you feel?
Almita
11-09-2006, 10:17 PM
i feel like jumping over a mountain.
what does fox mean?
Dorothy39
11-09-2006, 10:28 PM
Almita, I must answer "Wrong" ------- :rolleyes: -----
What does Fox mean ? A baffoon, the lowest form of life on Earth~ such a waste of Gods time~ ;)
What is a Sno-cone?
Almita
11-09-2006, 10:41 PM
a sno-cone is a hot beverage, like bagels!
what is a pug??
Dorothy39
11-09-2006, 11:22 PM
a sno-cone is a hot beverage, like bagels!
what is a pug??
(Thank-You , once again, Almita~)
A pug is a very small and soft portion of Play Doh!!!! Just about the size of a Pea. You can actually refer to it as a "Pug Pea"
What is a Sea Wee ? ( as in Sandy Sea Wee)
momoffuzzyfaces
11-10-2006, 11:46 AM
A Sea Wee is a baby sea horsie!!!
How many spots does a Dalmation have?
Almita
11-10-2006, 03:28 PM
2,658,548 spots
How many ice cubes are in my drink?
GreyhoundGirl
11-10-2006, 06:07 PM
Depends what kind of juice it is.
What is in apple juice?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-10-2006, 06:10 PM
Apple juice is a drunk apple!
Where is Captain Kidd's treasure buried?
Almita
11-10-2006, 06:18 PM
on top of the moon.
what does october skies mean?
WolvesRawk
11-10-2006, 11:08 PM
It means the clouds are shaped like pumpkins.
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Almita
11-10-2006, 11:13 PM
wow are you back? long time no see!
it takes 1 lick!
what are skittles?
WolvesRawk
11-10-2006, 11:15 PM
Yeah, I'm back for as long as I can remember my password....... So, yeah....Nice to see you again!
They're rocks that were painted by angels.
Why do the planets circle the sun?
Almita
11-10-2006, 11:30 PM
because they like being by the sun and the beach because they are on vacation
what are ice cubes?
WolvesRawk
11-10-2006, 11:45 PM
They're miniature utopian societies where microscopic snomen live together.
How many eggs are in a box of a dozen?
Almita
11-10-2006, 11:47 PM
62
what is a face?
WolvesRawk
11-11-2006, 12:08 AM
A rare item used to cure any disease.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Almita
11-11-2006, 12:15 AM
five! haha
what is a rubber band?
WolvesRawk
11-11-2006, 12:28 AM
A music band who rub their insturments with salt before they play. Duh! Everyone knows that!
Why does water take the shape of its container?
Almita
11-11-2006, 12:41 AM
because the bones are weak
what is a tree?
Dorothy39
11-11-2006, 10:16 AM
A tree is more than "won" less ~~~ then "phor"
Why won't Oil and Water ~ mix?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-11-2006, 10:24 AM
They don't like each other!
How do you get to the South pole?
Dorothy39
11-11-2006, 12:28 PM
Gotta wink at that question Moff ;)
Just keep your eyes wide open, for Wee Willie, the Penguin~ He might find it with your help!!!
What is a Picture Window?
Almita
11-11-2006, 01:07 PM
Its a window outside your door with pictures on it!
what is a dog?
GreyhoundGirl
11-11-2006, 05:08 PM
A dog is the thing behind you, it's watching every move you make... Waiting until you go to bed, then it will crawl out... And strike !
Why are the middle of some poppies green, others black?
Almita
11-11-2006, 05:22 PM
because they like to be different?
what is a guitar pick?
GreyhoundGirl
11-11-2006, 06:47 PM
Anyone who has ever picked a guitar.
Why do people get named?
Almita
11-11-2006, 06:50 PM
so we can play duck duck goose.
what is 52 x 25?
GreyhoundGirl
11-11-2006, 07:05 PM
Ummm... Reaches for calculator. :p
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, 2 eyes, good-doers and evil-doers but isn't human?
Almita
11-11-2006, 08:13 PM
fish
what is the color blue?
GreyhoundGirl
11-12-2006, 07:13 AM
Blue is... Umm... Wait a minute, i know I've got a dictionairy here somewhere... Aha ! Here it is : Blue: something that is blue is blue... VERY explicit :rolleyes:
Why do humans talk?
Humans talk to distract themselves from thinking.
Why is my dog white?
Almita
11-12-2006, 10:30 AM
Your dog is white because she fell in paint.
Why is the sky blue?
GreyhoundGirl
11-12-2006, 10:33 AM
So that we could add it to the blue game. :p
Why are things different colours?
Almita
11-12-2006, 10:34 AM
So the dogs can see them all.
Why do cats have whiskers?
GreyhoundGirl
11-12-2006, 10:35 AM
To help them hear.
Do plants really make their own food?
Almita
11-12-2006, 01:03 PM
yes they make italian food.
What color is a dog?
GreyhoundGirl
11-12-2006, 01:17 PM
The same colour as their reflection.
What is the difference between tigers and lions?
Almita
11-12-2006, 01:25 PM
one is checkered and the other is plaid
where is georgia?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-12-2006, 01:49 PM
At the North Pole!
What does it mean to "cut the Mustard?"
GreyhoundGirl
11-12-2006, 03:36 PM
Because they forgot Ketchup. :( How DARE they? :mad:
What is the difference between a shallow lake and a deep pond?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-12-2006, 03:39 PM
Fish live in one and gators live in the other!
Why do cats have nine lives ?
GreyhoundGirl
11-12-2006, 03:42 PM
All animals do, just cats are the most talkative and braggy ones. :p
What eats only meat, but is not a carnivore?
Almita
11-12-2006, 03:43 PM
They are undercover so they need nine lives.
What are wings?
GreyhoundGirl
11-12-2006, 03:45 PM
Wings just add wieght, so it is harder for birds to fly. That way they don't get overwieght. Flying while carrying wings is hard work. :p
What eats only meat, but is not a carnivore?
Almita
11-12-2006, 03:46 PM
Ants
Why do we have tongues?
GreyhoundGirl
11-12-2006, 03:48 PM
:confused: We? Maybe YOU do, but, you know, most people don't.
(Like, Cotton ! :p )
Which is the worst day of the week from a dog's point of view?
Almita
11-12-2006, 03:50 PM
Saturn is the worst day of the week!
What is up with cows these days?
GreyhoundGirl
11-12-2006, 03:52 PM
They got scared of all the mad cows. (british mad :p )
What is up with Jack Sparrow fangirls these days? :p
Almita
11-12-2006, 04:17 PM
They are all in Georgia having pizza :P
What is television?
GreyhoundGirl
11-12-2006, 04:27 PM
I should join them ! To georgia ! And to pizza !
Television is TOTALLY different from TV, except for Jack Sparrow lives in both. :D
Almita
11-12-2006, 04:28 PM
I should join them ! To georgia !
Television is TOTALLY different from TV, except for Jack Sparrow lives in both. :D
I think you forgot the question haha ;)
Dorothy39
11-12-2006, 10:43 PM
Yes, Greyhoundgirl~
You forgot " the next question on The Wrong Game" :eek:
GreyhoundGirl
11-13-2006, 01:57 PM
Ah sorry, I worte it, I think being on Gabbly at the same time is too much for my computer. :o
Is gravity affected by gravity?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-13-2006, 02:27 PM
No but gravy sure is!!!
What is toe jam day? :eek:
xcolbi
11-13-2006, 06:08 PM
a cow.
How do you spell CPR?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-13-2006, 06:17 PM
Ceee peee argh!!!
What are sunglasses?
Almita
11-13-2006, 06:54 PM
They are things that go in your ears.
What is a Providence?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-13-2006, 08:03 PM
It's a planet!
What are fleas?
Dorothy39
11-14-2006, 07:24 AM
Fleas are teeny tiny sequins , they come in a package of 10,000 and in assorted colors. You can find them at craft stores under the label heading, Fleeze!!!
Why do Tables and Chairs have legs?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-14-2006, 07:14 PM
To give indoor cats a series of scratching posts.
What is a hair ball?
GreyhoundGirl
11-14-2006, 07:27 PM
A hair ball is just that !
What does the ~ mean?
It means that the tide is low at the beach.
Where do we find seashells?
Dorothy39
11-14-2006, 09:03 PM
I've got to answer the question "wrong," of course :rolleyes: :D
Sea Shells are often found in dry, arid places~
Can you name the 8th Wonder of the World? :eek:
The octagon!
Who is Cat of the Day today?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-15-2006, 11:36 AM
A frog named Peanuts!
What color is the Easter Bunny?
Dorothy39
11-15-2006, 01:36 PM
The Easter Bunny can become any color he wishes, depending on his mood.
And , speaking of bunnies, what is Bugs Bunny's latest impersonation?
GreyhoundGirl
11-15-2006, 02:09 PM
A greyhound chasing a wabbit. :D
Why do animals all look unique?
xcolbi
11-15-2006, 02:41 PM
because the sky is blue.
Why do they call it a "potato"?
GreyhoundGirl
11-15-2006, 02:42 PM
Because couch potatos tend to look like potatos more than they do strawberries.
What is more important freedom or safety? (an interesting question...)
xcolbi
11-15-2006, 02:44 PM
Hippopotamus.
What is the phone number for 911?
GreyhoundGirl
11-15-2006, 02:46 PM
7674848 ! (long story, it's the telephone number off an interesting pizza comertial in Thander Bay :p )
Who thinks of the national anthom?
xcolbi
11-15-2006, 02:48 PM
Michael Jackson!
How many blond people are there in the world?
GreyhoundGirl
11-15-2006, 02:50 PM
More than there are brunettes.
What does "supercalifragilisticexpialidosious" (sp?) mean ?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-15-2006, 04:46 PM
It means: "I have a splitting headache".
Do skunks smile?
Dorothy39
11-15-2006, 07:48 PM
Sad to say, Skunks don't even know what a smile is~(yeah, and we believed all that stuff about "Flower" in the movie Bambi :rolleyes: )
Do Badgers ever clean their nails?
No, they don't want anyone to see them, so they let them get all grey and dirty to blend in with their fur.
What are the four seasons?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-16-2006, 01:04 PM
The four seasons are: football, baseball, golf, and basketball!!!
What does the word "zoom" mean?
GreyhoundGirl
11-16-2006, 01:59 PM
Zoom is an adjective, usually used as "zoomed" in slang.
What job (telemarketers, polititians, ect ) are most hated?
Dorothy39
11-16-2006, 04:18 PM
Oh, the job of sitting in a nice park on a warm spring day, observing all the abundant life~ give me a telemarketer any time~ :D
oranges, bananas, apples, pears, melons, tomatoes, what might you add to this list?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-16-2006, 04:39 PM
Tuna flavored cat food, what else?
What are onions?
GreyhoundGirl
11-16-2006, 04:42 PM
Another thing to add to that list. :p
Who thought up 99 bottles of beer on the wall?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-16-2006, 04:45 PM
Captain Kidd's crew one night when they were bored!!!
What are tacos?
GreyhoundGirl
11-16-2006, 04:51 PM
What you get when your sandwich gets mushed.
Well, than, who though of the song that never ends?
Your Jenny!
Where is the best place for a cat to sleep?
Dorothy39
11-17-2006, 03:57 PM
The Best place for a cat to sleep has to be inside a junk car that has been left to brace the elements!!
Do you think George Washington knows that his face in on a dollar bill?
GreyhoundGirl
11-17-2006, 03:57 PM
On the top of a door frame. Always most popular, you've got to get up there quickly if you want it.
Which way is north?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-17-2006, 03:58 PM
In the bathtub! It's quiet in there!!!
What do kangaroo's carry in their pouches?
GreyhoundGirl
11-17-2006, 03:59 PM
Easter eggs in case australie runs out of rabbits.
Why does the sun appear yellow?
Dorothy39
11-17-2006, 03:59 PM
On the top of a door frame. Always most popular, you've got to get up there quickly if you want it.
Which way is north?
Okay, so we posted at the same time~~~
North is just behind you, so keep that in mind if you ever get lost in the woods! ;)
Now, About George Washington~ :cool:
Dorothy39
11-17-2006, 04:01 PM
Easter eggs in case australie runs out of rabbits.
Why does the sun appear yellow?
This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy~ :D
The sun appears to be yellow because we are taught that it is yellow, it's really red!!!
What about George Washington? :D (laugh attack happening again)
momoffuzzyfaces
11-17-2006, 04:23 PM
Sure George Washington knows he is on the dollar bill. That's why he is not smiling!!! He wanted to be on the $100 bill!!!
Do skunks have belly buttons?
Dorothy39
11-17-2006, 05:45 PM
Do skunks have Belly Buttons? :D
( grabs a skunk and checks~ :rolleyes: )
Whew, :eek: I didn't find one Moff~ and I doubt that they even have a SS number now!!! They sure are independent creatures!! Smart of em , huh!!
Do cats have their own e-mail accounts?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-17-2006, 06:45 PM
Mine certainly do!!!! I can hardly get on line because one of them seems to ALWAYS be emailing other kitties!!!
What size shoes do toads wear?
Almita
11-17-2006, 07:04 PM
they are size 15
what are cellphones?
GreyhoundGirl
11-17-2006, 07:29 PM
Phones that never sell.
Why did the chicken cross the road but leave all the chicks behind?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-18-2006, 08:17 PM
Everyone needs a break from their kids once in a while.
What is a smilie used for?
Almita
11-18-2006, 10:10 PM
A smilie is used for cake!
what is a boyfriend? hmm...
momoffuzzyfaces
11-19-2006, 04:13 PM
Hmmm, a boy friend? I think he's the member of a band who plays a French horn. It's been so long, I don't remember for sure. ;)
What are band aids used for?
Dorothy39
11-19-2006, 05:43 PM
Band-aids work in a "pinch" when there is no cellophane tape around!!!
( but, they display a sore gift :cool: )
I've heard of Cat Scratch Fever, but, What is Dog Scratch Fever?
GreyhoundGirl
11-19-2006, 06:34 PM
hmmm... Tough one, my professional opinion would be that it is the skin between your toes gets all stretchy .
How do Calculators work?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-20-2006, 12:54 PM
They are the little things you clip on your belt that tell you how many steps you take.
What is a spoon used for?
GreyhoundGirl
11-20-2006, 02:30 PM
They are used to cut wood.
What are calendars used for?
pitc9
11-21-2006, 10:39 AM
They help you keep your Holiday recipes in order!
Is water wet??
Dorothy39
11-21-2006, 11:38 AM
No , Water is not wet. It's properties are vague and mysterious. I've never seen it, but I've heard about it. :eek:
What is fire?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-21-2006, 12:10 PM
Fire is something that makes you so cold you have to wear tons of clothes so you won't freeze!!!
What is a soap opera?
Dorothy39
11-21-2006, 12:49 PM
Oh My Lord, I've actually been to a Soap Opera :eek:
Instead of Popcorn as the standard munchie while viewing the awesome entertainment, the confection is "SOAP"~ ( I witnessed a woman who snacked on a bar of Ivory soap while viewing such an Opera~ :eek: )
What is macrame ?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-21-2006, 04:01 PM
Macrame is those silly things we had to make in grade school with dried noodles!!!
Why do dogs bark?
Almita
11-21-2006, 05:05 PM
Dogs don't bark they sing.
What is coca-cola?
GreyhoundGirl
11-21-2006, 05:07 PM
A type of cold-blooded mammal. :p
How do cell phones work?
Almita
11-21-2006, 05:16 PM
you type and click on the remote.
what are chick peas?
GreyhoundGirl
11-21-2006, 06:07 PM
A warm-blooded amphibean.
How do electric pencil sharpeners work?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-22-2006, 12:52 PM
They are water powered.
Why is ice cream cold?
Dorothy39
11-22-2006, 05:34 PM
because it grows in the Artic~
Where are all the cabbage patch dolls?
GreyhoundGirl
11-23-2006, 03:21 PM
They are in the carrot-patch.
What ever happened to Pocahantas?
Almita
11-23-2006, 08:48 PM
She moved to Alabama
What is a black light?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-23-2006, 08:49 PM
It's a light that only works at night.
Why does eating turkey make you sleepy?
Almita
11-23-2006, 08:51 PM
The gobbling of the turkey is like a lullaby to us all.
What is a song?
Dorothy39
11-24-2006, 05:11 AM
Oh, That would be "the Dressing"~
Do angels wash their "Halos"?
GreyhoundGirl
11-24-2006, 12:09 PM
no, they aren't really angels, either. And those aren't really halos either. You aren't reallyy reading this, either. And I'm not really typing this...
Who decides DOTD?
Dorothy39
11-24-2006, 12:38 PM
no, they aren't really angels, either. And those aren't really halos either. You aren't reallyy reading this, either. And I'm not really typing this...
Who decides DOTD?
Okay, allow me "one" more laugh attack~~~~~
Oh Lordy, Lordy~~~
Who decides Dog of the Day , you ask--- and , I have to be wrong? :eek:
I think it is "The Neilson Rating"!!
Where do Kelloggs cereals come from?
GreyhoundGirl
11-24-2006, 02:29 PM
From the back of a horse.
What does "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" mean?
(sp?????? :p )
Almita
11-24-2006, 03:37 PM
From the back of a horse.
What does "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" mean?
(sp?????? :p )
It means to jump in the lake with the ducks
What is a blue lamp?
*future vet*
11-24-2006, 05:42 PM
Something for blue eyed people to use.
Why are people always using gasoline powered turtlenecks??
GreyhoundGirl
11-24-2006, 08:40 PM
:confused: gasoliene powered turtlenecks? Honestly I don't know what that is. :p I guess that is a good enough answer. "I don't know" ;)
When does the clock strike 12?
Almita
11-24-2006, 09:07 PM
4:30pm
What is a pembroke corgi?
Dorothy39
11-24-2006, 11:16 PM
Pembroke Corgi is an Italian food staple.
where do Grapenuts come from? ( as in Grapenuts Cereal)
Almita
11-24-2006, 11:25 PM
They come from cows.
What is an upside down cake?
WolvesRawk
11-25-2006, 04:02 AM
A cake in Antarctica.
Why does the moon shine?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-25-2006, 01:29 PM
Because it's a happy little sucker!!!
Do chimps paint their toe nails?
Turtles are funny.
How many blue fish are there in the ocean?
Dorothy39
11-25-2006, 01:41 PM
Because it's a happy little sucker!!!
Do chimps paint their toe nails?
Only when Jane holds a slumber party~ ;)
Dorothy39
11-25-2006, 01:44 PM
Turtles are funny.
How many blue fish are there in the ocean?
Just a few rare ones, Moby Dick is the only one who knows where they are.
Does Pinnochio date with strings attached?
Almita
11-25-2006, 02:07 PM
Of course he does!
What does orion mean?
*future vet*
11-25-2006, 03:32 PM
Overly
Rambunctious
Irish Setter
On
Neptune
What is with toads eating bleu cheese?
Almita
11-25-2006, 03:44 PM
They are tired of being green so they eat that.
What does dark blue mean?
Dark blue is another word for red.
But what IS red, anyway???
Almita
11-25-2006, 10:11 PM
Red is the sun.
What is a guitar?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-26-2006, 02:02 PM
It's a fancy name for gas.
What do you do with doodles?
Dorothy39
11-26-2006, 09:44 PM
I store them in my Yankee "Doodle" Dandy Library.
Do people still play tic-tac-toe?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-27-2006, 01:26 PM
Yes but they use real tacks and real toes. Gives a whole new demension to the game!
What kind of dog is Snoopy?
GreyhoundGirl
11-27-2006, 01:50 PM
A tabby
How old is the whicked witch (Should be right up your ally, Dorthy :p )?
Almita
11-27-2006, 05:45 PM
The Wicked Witch is 1,256 years old. That is like 32 in human years.
What did the Three Little Pigs build?
Dorothy39
11-27-2006, 07:06 PM
The Great Pyramids in Egypt~
Did Red Riding Hood own any Pets?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-28-2006, 03:21 PM
Yes, she had a goose named Frank. Sadly the wolf met Frank strolling in the woods one day. No more Frank!!!
What ever happened to Woody WoodPecker?
Dorothy39
11-28-2006, 03:34 PM
Woody and Andy (Panda) broke away from their "cartoon" type cast roles.
They had to honor their Studio Contract for 5 more years, but that was in the 70's. I heard they opened a Gambling Casino near Las Vegas soon afterwards and that they still look and act the same way.
Did Chilly Willy every make it back to the North Pole?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-28-2006, 04:19 PM
No he made a wrong turn in Chicago and ended up at the South pole!! Only penguin there with all those polar bears. Not a pretty sight!!! :eek:
Why is Kansas so windy? (and no it's not because I live here ;) )
xcolbi
11-28-2006, 04:21 PM
Because everyone there is constantly farting!
Why do they call a window a window?
GreyhoundGirl
11-28-2006, 04:23 PM
Because everyone would be confused it we started calling windows starmahakuracknies.
What does the saying "you've got mail!" mean?
Almita
11-28-2006, 04:55 PM
Means that you have a man coming to your house.
What are headphones useful for?
Dorothy39
11-28-2006, 08:48 PM
Head phones make great purse handles!!!
Why do birds perch on electrical wires? :eek:
momoffuzzyfaces
11-29-2006, 12:50 PM
Because it's fun to ride on them when the wind blows!!! WHEEEEE there goes another bird!!!
What is popcorn?
xcolbi
11-29-2006, 01:02 PM
Popcorn is a city in Lalaland!
How much money does Bill Gates have?
GreyhoundGirl
11-29-2006, 04:00 PM
Bill Gates? Why do you ask? I'd say somewhere between $0.00 and (turn computer sideways) 8 dollars. (in canadian currency :p He has between -1.00 and (sideways) 8 dollars american)
Where does the universe end?
Dorothy39
11-29-2006, 06:37 PM
We're in a fish bowl :p
Did Aliens really visit ancient civilizations? :rolleyes:
WolvesRawk
11-29-2006, 09:33 PM
Of course, because if they didn't, we would still be eating pogosticks!
Why are Polka dots called polka dots?
Almita
11-29-2006, 10:07 PM
They are dot that do the polka dance
what is a camera?
It is a wooden leg...in disguise!
Why do we have ears?
pitc9
11-30-2006, 08:13 AM
Where else are we going to hang our Christmas Stockings?
Why are there two sides to a coin?
Maya & Inka's mommy
11-30-2006, 08:55 AM
Have you been drinking???? (lol)
Why is my phone green??
pitc9
11-30-2006, 09:00 AM
Because if it was Blue the microwave would be jealous!
How is cotton candy made??
momoffuzzyfaces
11-30-2006, 03:38 PM
It's baked in the oven with taco sauce.
Why is snow so cold?
Dorothy39
11-30-2006, 04:07 PM
so we can tell the difference between "snow" and "sugar"!!!
What are Sugar Plums ~?
momoffuzzyfaces
11-30-2006, 04:22 PM
Sugar plums are fat grapes.
What are marbles used for?
Dorothy39
11-30-2006, 04:25 PM
They're put into your head at birth~ to keep you rolling on!! ;)
Have you ever seen a person who has lost their marbles? :eek:
momoffuzzyfaces
12-01-2006, 12:55 PM
Only every time I look in a mirror!!!
Why does it snow in the winter?
Almita
12-01-2006, 05:18 PM
It's not snow that's rain.
What is soup?
momoffuzzyfaces
12-03-2006, 01:52 PM
Soup is that wet stuff that's on the ground after a heavy rain!
Why do ducks quack?
Dorothy39
12-03-2006, 02:43 PM
Because their necks are bent~
Does Snow White eat fast food now?
momoffuzzyfaces
12-03-2006, 05:15 PM
Yes, and she looks like she ate all 7 of the drawfs!!!
What is a pimple?
Dorothy39
12-04-2006, 12:37 AM
It's a beauty mark~ sort of like Miss Kitty's , from the Television show Gun Smoke :cool:
Matt Dillon was drawn to it, of course. :D
What does Santa Claus eat for Breakfast?
momoffuzzyfaces
12-04-2006, 05:56 PM
He eats jingle berry crunch cereal with reindeer milk.
What is a muffin?
Dorothy39
12-04-2006, 06:46 PM
He eats jingle berry crunch cereal with reindeer milk.
What is a muffin?
Moff, You are way too much in ~ the way of happiness~ says Dorothy~
What is a Muffin?
Oh , I do remember now~ a "Muffin"
It is a small stone in your shoe or your boot :D
Hurts like the Dickens !!! ( I had to stop and think about Muffins :rolleyes: )Its been a long time :D
Can we still buy "Jiffy Pop" Popcorn?
momoffuzzyfaces
12-05-2006, 01:09 PM
Yes, but no one can remember how to pop it on a stove. They all use microwave popcorn now.
What do you do with limes?
Dorothy39
12-06-2006, 08:17 AM
I draw faces on them with "markers", then I put on a "Lime Show"~~~
That is the only time I truely feel that I'm in the Lime Light!!! :D
Do kids still "soap up" their sled runners? :o
momoffuzzyfaces
12-06-2006, 12:42 PM
Lots of kids don't know what soap is any more not to mention sled runners!!! :eek:
What is a bearded dragon?
Dorothy39
12-06-2006, 07:12 PM
Lots of kids don't know what soap is any more not to mention sled runners!!! :eek:
What is a bearded dragon?
Please excuse me while I choke on my beverage~ :D (cleans off screen with paper toweling)----
and now folks, back to the "Pet Talk Version" of "The Wrong Game"
"What is a bearded dragon," asks Moff~
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(Johnny Carson thinks it is)
A very old "Disney" Cartoon Character , singing on the Street Corner, Holding a Tin Cup.
Do fire flies get paid for lighting up Christmas Trees?
momoffuzzyfaces
12-06-2006, 07:24 PM
No that's their Christmas gift to the tree owners. The fire flies don't have a lot of money so they give of themselves.
(why are you spitting at your computer? :eek: )
Does Santa wear red undies?
Dorothy39
12-06-2006, 08:45 PM
But, a Wink of his eye and a twist of his head, soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread~
They're not red~Mrs Claus uses Clorox Bleache~
Does He still smoke that Pipe?
momoffuzzyfaces
12-07-2006, 01:11 PM
SANTA SMOKES????? I don't remember that!!! I'm aghast!!! I'm flabbergasted!!! I'm shocked!!!! Surely the people in charge of being politically correct have made him stop by now, IF he ever did such a thing!!! :eek:
How many elves work in Santa's workshop?
Dorothy39
12-07-2006, 07:55 PM
Oh, I've Got to be Wrong in answering this question~
So, let's answer it *wrong* ;)
Only ten elves left, Even Santa is Down sizing :rolleyes:
What does Mrs. Claus do on Christmas Eve?
momoffuzzyfaces
12-08-2006, 12:43 PM
First she gets out the Rolaids and Pepto Bismol to give to Santa when he gets home with a tummy ache from all those cookies and milk.
Then she starts packing!!! She makes him take her to some tropical resort for a long spell of r&r. :D
Just how tall are elves anyway?
Dorothy39
12-08-2006, 01:17 PM
Elves are taller then Pixies :rolleyes:----, yet shorter than Brownies~
(scratched head , making sure the answer is wrong)
Most of them are just under 5 foot .
How many elves go along with Santa on his sleigh full of toys?
momoffuzzyfaces
12-08-2006, 01:27 PM
Elves are taller then Pixies :rolleyes:----, yet shorter than Brownies~
(scratched head , making sure the answer is wrong)
Most of them are just under 5 foot .
How many elves go along with Santa on his sleigh full of toys?
:eek: OH NO!!! Since I'm 4 ft 9, does that mean I'm really an elf NOT a munchkin????????? :eek:
Only 2 elves go along with Santa. Got to keep the sleigh light so the reindeer can still pull it.
Why does Santa wear red?
Dorothy39
12-08-2006, 07:23 PM
No, No, Moff, You ARE a Munchkin!!!! Not an Elf~ :D
There were a lot of "Red" Sheep around when Mrs. Claus made that Wool Suit.I've often wondered where she got the white fur :rolleyes:
Does Christmas Eve actually last for over 24 hours?
xcolbi
12-09-2006, 09:10 AM
Yes, it is, infact, 135 hours long.
How many buttons does Frosty the Snowman have?
momoffuzzyfaces
12-09-2006, 12:30 PM
489 buttons.
Where did Frosty the snowman get his hat?
Dorothy39
12-09-2006, 02:20 PM
The Top Hat "actually" fell from the head of a common Chimney sweep(poor guy, I wonder what ever happened to him after that)
What do Mourning Doves do for entertainment on a Saturday Nite?
momoffuzzyfaces
12-09-2006, 04:00 PM
They pop some popcorn, break out the rootbeer and have a rousing game of Monopoly!!!
Is Rudolph the Reindeer's nose really red?
xcolbi
12-09-2006, 04:38 PM
No, it's actually blue. It only turns red when he's mad.
How do reindeer learn to fly?
Dorothy39
12-09-2006, 04:39 PM
( Moff, You always come through for Dot ;) )
Nope, Not really, Gene Autry just couldn't admit that it was Green!!!
(let's just play along with "it" being red , okay~ ;)
What are Christmas Seals?
Dorothy39
12-09-2006, 04:42 PM
No, it's actually blue. It only turns red when he's mad.
How do reindeer learn to fly?
Woops, I posted way too soon Moff~
It's Blue ( the secret is really out now ;) )
Reindeer consult "Peter Pan", and they pay a handsome fee for lessons~
What does the Grinch do now a days? ( forget about Christmas Seals)
xcolbi
12-10-2006, 08:40 AM
He's on a cruise ship in Australia. :p
Where do you buy your turkey?
momoffuzzyfaces
12-10-2006, 01:43 PM
I buy my turkey from the sock emporium down the street.
What do cats dream of getting for Christmas?
Dorothy39
12-10-2006, 02:36 PM
Getting the Chance to " Scare the daylights" out of an Elf!!!!
(waiting underneath a table, stitching their tails )
Do pixies help Santa Find his way on Christmas Eve?
momoffuzzyfaces
12-10-2006, 02:55 PM
No, they are mad because Santa hires elves and not pixies so they let him find his own way. Sweet little buggers, aren't they?
Is it true that animals can talk at midnight on Christmas eve?
Dorothy39
12-10-2006, 09:20 PM
Yes, But only in Europe~ ( disappointing, isn't it)
How much do you think Santa Claus weighs? :rolleyes:
momoffuzzyfaces
12-11-2006, 12:32 PM
Mrs. C. has been bugging him to lose weight. She wants him to wear a bikini (shudder) when they go on vacation. I hear he is down to a slim 450 now.
What are jingle bells?
Dorothy39
12-11-2006, 03:05 PM
You HAD to ask~
Jingle "Bells" are stale "Raisens" found waaaay in the back of the Kitchen Cupboard~ (They crave a nice warm bath ) so they can "jingle" again.
I often add them to my Homemade Cinnamon Swirl Bread, it delights them so much~ :D
What is "Scrooge" doing this year?
momoffuzzyfaces
12-11-2006, 04:49 PM
Since he is now broke because he gave away all his money, he is working as a janitor at Trump tower.
Why do elves wear those pointed curley toed shoes?
Dorothy39
12-11-2006, 05:01 PM
(You are always there, right on cue)
Those "Elves" lack potassium in their diet~ hence, the leg cramps and , of course,the need for those "pointed "shoes ( Give an Elf a Bananna this Year, just leave it next to the Cookies for Santa, I'm going to do it, Poor things :D )
Does Scrooge still keep in touch with his Nephew's family?
momoffuzzyfaces
12-11-2006, 05:13 PM
No, since he can't spring for the expensive gifts anymore, they don't answer his calls. He is still fast friends with Tiny Tim though.
What is Tiny Tim doing now?
Dorothy39
12-12-2006, 11:07 AM
He has his own " Fitness " Television and Web Site!!
(He makes Jack Lalane look like a wimp :D )
How many calaries are there in a slice of Christmas Fruitcake? :rolleyes:
momoffuzzyfaces
12-12-2006, 12:51 PM
Since I used to work in a bakery and we made fruit cakes I can tell you there is not a single calorie in them. No fat either. Just fluffy yummy things!!!
What does Santa give the reindeer for Christmas?
Almita
12-12-2006, 05:14 PM
Santa gives all the reindeer Coca-Cola, since it's a tradition.
What does 'this night's the perfect shade of dark blue' mean?
momoffuzzyfaces
12-13-2006, 02:35 PM
It means someone is color blind.
Why do some monkeys swing by their tails?
Almita
12-13-2006, 05:08 PM
They swing with their tails because they want to be tigers.
What color is the sky?
kittycats_delight
12-13-2006, 05:15 PM
Why the sky is orange with purple poka-dots
what is a doggie door?
Dorothy39
12-13-2006, 06:05 PM
Any door with a "long earred door knob" :D
What is Cat Scratch Fever anyway? :rolleyes:
momoffuzzyfaces
12-13-2006, 06:06 PM
That's a strange illness where all you want to do is scratch a cat behind its ears!!!
What do you do with donut holes?
kittycats_delight
12-13-2006, 06:15 PM
You use donut holes to plug the top of a wine bottle.
Why do potatoes have eyes?
momoffuzzyfaces
12-13-2006, 06:19 PM
Potatoes have eyes so they can see what goes on in the garden.
Can pigs fly?
Almita
12-13-2006, 06:23 PM
Yes they use their ears to fly.
What is King Kongs number?
Dorothy39
12-13-2006, 06:25 PM
Don't let them kid you guys~ strange things can happen!!! Yes, they do fly !! Pigs are Mighty Mouses when the mood strikes them!!! :D
Can Donkeys Fly ?
Dorothy39
12-13-2006, 06:27 PM
Yes they use their ears to fly.
What is King Kongs number?
I promised him I wouldn't give it out :D ( the big boob!! :D )
Does King Kong still dream about Fay Wraye?
kittycats_delight
12-13-2006, 06:33 PM
No now he dreams about Guy Wray. ;)
Does Tarzan live in the jungle with Jane?
Almita
12-13-2006, 06:34 PM
No he lives in Italy right nextdoor to you Michelle DUH ;)
What do you do with a klondike bar?
kittycats_delight
12-13-2006, 06:37 PM
Darn I knew my neighbor looked familar :p
You sit on your snowchair and have a drink ;)
What is a Grape Crush for?
Almita
12-13-2006, 06:45 PM
To crush all the oranges.
What is my mother's name???
Dorothy39
12-13-2006, 06:55 PM
It's Mildred, right? :D
So, what is MY Mothers name? :D
kittycats_delight
12-13-2006, 06:57 PM
daddy
what is a bathing suit for?
Dorothy39
12-13-2006, 07:00 PM
Well, In my neck of the woods, a Bathing Suit is "something to keep warm "during the Winter Months ( burrrr)
What is an Ice Berg?
kittycats_delight
12-13-2006, 08:23 PM
An Ice berg is something norwegians put in their drink
Why do hens lay eggs?
Dorothy39
12-13-2006, 09:54 PM
( and I have to answer the question wrong :o )
Why do Hens Lay Eggs?
Because, Roosters can be such a pain ~ :D
Do Hens really gossip? :rolleyes:
Almita
12-13-2006, 09:56 PM
Yes they are always gossiping about them Roosters.
What are headphones used for?
Dorothy39
12-13-2006, 10:12 PM
Well, I've reclycled a few, using them as "purse handles" :D
What are we going to do with all those "packing peanuts" :eek:
momoffuzzyfaces
12-14-2006, 01:26 PM
(well, I sent a whole box of them to my brother) BUT you can paint them and hang them from your Christmas tree or give them to animals to play with or throw them on the ground around your house and tell everyone it snowed!
Why are UPS trucks brown?
GreyhoundGirl
12-14-2006, 03:03 PM
UPS was invented just after we discovered that there were more to colours than black-and-white. But, sadly, the inventor of UPS was a very old fashioned fellow. He thought we should stick with black and white. Finally, an employee suggested that he didn't use black and white, because they should look like they were ahead of time, and better. So, not being a very creative man, he settles on brown.
Makes sense, doesn't it??? :p
Next...
Am I dreaming? :confused:
xcolbi
12-14-2006, 03:50 PM
Yes. Your dreaming of rainbows and bunnies.
What did I have for supper last night?
momoffuzzyfaces
12-14-2006, 07:16 PM
Egg plant and tofu?
Why do bunnies hop?
Dorothy39
12-14-2006, 07:16 PM
Steamed Dandelion Greens, with Vinegar Dressing :D (Yuck, How can you stand to eat them!!!)
Do we mow our Lawn just before Christmas? :eek:
Why do bunnies hop?
To get to our lawns...
Do we mow our Lawn just before Christmas?
No, the bunny does, by eating the grass!
Why is grass green?
momoffuzzyfaces
12-15-2006, 02:32 PM
Grass is green because pumpkins are orange.
Can cats really read your thoughts?
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