Play the Wrong Game Part 3

[Almita]

Yes, they wear pink ducky pajamas.


What is the color of the sun?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

LOL!!! Pink ducky pj's!!! heehee

Oh, yea back to the game: The sun is bright blue!!! That way it can hide in the sky when it wants a break!!!

What is a bagle?

[Almita]

A bagel is a round beagle!


What is the main star?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's the boss star and gets to tell the others what to do!!!

What is a river?

[Dorothy39]

A river is a very looong piece of "satin ribbon", usually over 10 yards long.



What is a creek?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Creek is the sound my old arthritic knees make when I walk!!!

What is a jack-o-lantern?

[Dorothy39]

That's the guy that Gazes at his Bald Head, and Wishes he has Hair!!!!



Is everything still up to date in Kansas City?( have they actually gone about as "fer "as they can go?) :D (from the musical, Oklahoma ;) )

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Nope, they are still a cow town!!! The only thing up to date is the BBQ sauce. It's yummy!!!

Why are clouds sometimes pink?

[Dorothy39]

Something "red" gets thrown into the "whites" :rolleyes: ( but life goes on :cool: )

Why is the Lucky Ol Sun, so lucky? :rolleyes: ( to roll around heaven all day~~~ like, it's just got to be a bore!!!)

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It gets to peek into everyone's windows and no one seems to mind!!! The things it has seen :eek: would curl your hair!!!

What is a turnip?

[Almita]

a turnip is a fish that turns a lot!


what is a donut?

[JALB]

A donut? It's a brownie with no-nuts!

What does LOL stand for?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

LOL stands for Love our liver. It was started by livers who were feeling unappreciated.


What is a horse fly?

[Dorothy39]

That's an "every day word" for extras that appear on Old Western Television shows. ( they have no speaking parts but are aware of the main plot)

What is meant by Down Home Cookin?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

(was wondering where you were - glad you are back) :D

Down home cookin is where you open up lots of canned stuff and pass it off as stuff you made yourself from scratch. It can also apply to frozen things that you "bake yourself" in the oven.

What is scotch tape?

[Dorothy39]

(I'm Baaaaack!!!!! :rolleyes: )

Scotch Tape is a new and improved "portable liquor"(melts in your mouth, not in you hand)~ disguised as plain old cellophane tape. What will they think of next, huh!! :rolleyes:

What is a Beany Baby?

[Almita]

a beany baby is a baby that is meany hence they put a "b" instead of an "m"

what is nailpolish?

[Dorothy39]

A very harsh, weather resistant coating for protruding nails !!Why pound them when you can dresss them up pretty!!! ;)

What is a Wild Hare?

[Almita]

Wild hare is hare on your head that dances wild.


What is a kitten?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A tiny lion that thinks it's a panther.

What is a boiled egg?

[Dorothy39]

Herman Munsters favorite noon time snack at the Funeral Parlor!! (Oh Boiled, Oh Boiled, Oh Boiled another egg!!!)

What is Jiffy Mix?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's party mix made with Jiffy peanut butter! YUMMY!!!

What are bloomers?

[Dorothy39]

Early bloomers or Late Bloomers? :D (thinking of Paul Lynde now :D )
Early Bloomers are teens with lots of acne and of course, bouncy walks.
Late Bloomers don't have acne anymore, and can now fill out the Prom dress!!!( as well as scare the snot out of everyone else attending ;)

What's a Floor Show?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

:D Thanks to you, I just spit tea on one of my cats!!! heehee
(swim for it chester)

A floor show is where modles show off the newest line of floors for those interested in updating their current floors!!!


What is a monkey wrench?

[Almita]

A monkey wrench is a wrench that is shaped like a monkey, sounds like a monkey when used, and colored like a monkey.


What is a rat?

[Dorothy39]

Hillbilly slang for the word " right ":
Bessy, Get yer duff in the vee- hickle, rat now!!!!


Jackie Gleason, Jonathan Winters, Art Carney, Red Skelton,~~~~ what name would you type next? ;)

[Almita]

Jackie Lane :p

What would everyone normally do if you had only corn to eat?

[Dorothy39]

Invest in Lumber, for tooth picks!!! ;)


How far can a Camel spit? :cool: :D

[Almita]

A camel can spit 1.25 miles long. If its a big one 365.2 miles long.


How black is black?

[Dorothy39]

Too bright of a shade to type!!! :eek: It hurts your eyes to look at it!!! :cool:


What do Ostriches dream about?

[Almita]

Ostriches dream about why they always put their heads in the ground.

What would you do if you were on the moon?

[Dorothy39]

Fret about not bringing crackers!!!( Darn, I knew there was somthing I needed to bring along!!! :confused: )


How many peas are in a pod?

[Almita]

There are 2.65 peas in a pod.


What would you do with a klondike bar?

[Dorothy39]

I would politely( and oh so carefully) hand it over to the "Bear" that came to sit beside me!!!


What is a Dragon Fly?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's a flying dragon, what else? I saw one in my yard today. Big old sucker he was too!!!

What is a booger?

[Dorothy39]

The darned crap on the house and windows from those creepy Dragon Flies!!! ( oh, and when they fly into a window!!!! :eek: )

When do Dragon Flies ~~~Fly south?( typing too many flies :D )

[momoffuzzyfaces]

They fly south in the spring! They want to be sure and be south for the hottest weather. They like to sweat a lot!!! :eek:

What is a cracker jack?

[Dorothy39]

What is a Cracker Jack?

:rolleyes: That's the useless Jack variety, located in the trunk of your car, previously called "The Bumper Jack"~~ with each pump, it makes a creeky sound!!!


What is a Floor Jack?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

That's a man named Jack you puts down floors in houses.

What is a chocolate chip?

[Dorothy39]

Small pieces of a Hershey Bar left among the bed sheets!!!! You find them all over your body the next day!!!!


What do "Oddie and Garfield" do now days? I can see them on my coffee cup!!! :rolleyes: ;)

[Almita]

They are now workers for the FBI.


What is Coldplay?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

That's when you are a kid and are driving you mom nuts and she tosses you outside to "get some fresh air" and it's freezing outside!!! My mom did that a lot for some reason!!! :eek:


What is pickle relish?

[Dorothy39]

A highly useful decoration for making "Christmas Cards"!!! Great Texture and lasts for years!!!!

How do Field Mice heat their little homes in the Winter?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

They use tiny propane tanks. They have to wait until the harvest is all in though. Don't want a combine or tractor hitting even a tiny propane tank! :eek:

What is tea?

[Dorothy39]

That's the little word that field mice yell out when they are playing Golf with left over wheat kernals---TEE!!!--The meadow bugs just roll their eyes :rolleyes:


Why does a Squirrel have such a long and fluffy tail?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

To make bunnies jealous!!!

What does passing gas mean? ;)

[Dorothy39]

Driving past the "High Priced Stations" and praying that there is ONE MORE CHANCE to get a deal!!! ;) (That was my wrong answer!!! :D )


What is a dog earred magazine?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's a magazine that pictures dog's ears - it's sort of their version of the swim suit issue!!!

Do cat's see colors?

[Dorothy39]

Only when they run smack dab into a wall while running and playing together!!!


Why do cats hate getting wet?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Because it makes their hair stick out is all directions making them look like puff balls. They hate bad hair days!!!

What ever happened to Aunt Bea of the Andy Griffin show?

[Dorothy39]

You didn't hear about it? Well, her and Clara Edwards got into one heck of a cat fight ( something about pickles or Roses :rolleyes: -can't recall). Barney was yelling "ANDY ---(blows whistle) ANDY!!!! Come on girls, break it up--- Let's just say that Otis will be a bit surprised when he stumbles into the court house this weekend!!!!



Did Floyd Lawson ever sing in the Church Choir?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Yes, he sings Bass every Sunday now.

What is a French fry?

[Dorothy39]

A European sunburn of course!!!! :cool:


What is a Taco Bell? :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's a yummy taco made in the shape of a bell. It's called designer food and is all the rage south of the border.

Do birds have bowed legs?

[Dorothy39]

Only those who persistantly sit Indian Style during leisure!!!


Where do Cats keep their mittens during Winter?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

In their pockets just like we do!

Is it true that mice like cheese?

[Dorothy39]

That's another fable that all those old cartoons taught us. Mice turn their noses up to it~preferring instead to dine out at a Tree Trunk Truck Stop for Greasy fried slugs, worms and even stir fried weeds.


How can you tell if Fairies have been in your Garden?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Because they eat everything in sight!!! They are big pigs for being so tiny. One fairy can eat 14 times his/her body weight in one meal. If your garden disappears over night it's a safe bet to say the fairies stopped by for a meal!!!

Do pigs ever use napkins?

[Dorothy39]

Yes, Pigs always use napkins. I sat and watched a Pig video on the Food Network Channel, in it, a real heavy sow demonstrated how to properly fold a napkin into many different shapes.


Do Robins date Blue Jays?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

LOL!!!

Yes, robins not only date blue jays, they marry them. You should see their babies. SOOOOO Cute. They are called r-jays and look like a blue robin with an attitude!!!

Do skunks have good table manners?

[Dorothy39]

Yes, Shunks do have very good table manners, as long as every thing is tasty and not too hot or cold~~~~ but woe to the poor guy sitting next to a shunk at Wendy's and his Chili just won't cool off!!!!

Can Tubberware be recycled?

[Dorothy39]

Okay~~~ so I'm addicted to playing "The Wrong Game" :rolleyes: :D

[Almita]

Tubberware can be recycled you have to put them in water bottles and there yah go!


What are cell phones??

[zoomer]

Something you hold to your ear in the car so you crash.

What are purses for?

[Almita]

Purses are to hold your pots and pans in.


What do you do with a book?

[Dorothy39]

Purses are for storing all kinds of animal food ~~~ from Squirrel Food to pidgeon food, to cat and dog food, Just don't get them :D mixed up with your breath mints!!!!



What in the heck is a Micro Chip? :rolleyes: :cool:

[Almita]

Kathy we posted at the same time hehe. But i'll answer yours.

Micro Chip is a brand name for potato chips!


What is a camera used for?

[Dorothy39]

A camera makes a great "book-end", provided you have a matching set!!!




What is a Palm Reader? :eek:

[Almita]

Palm Reader is a reader that goes to palm trees and reads to them!


What is it with computers these days?

[Dorothy39]

Computers have been converted into "Yack Boxes"~ sort of like the phrase used for the television ~ "The Idiot Box"~ (as my Dad used to say) :D

Can Pet Talk addiction be Treated? :rolleyes: :D

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Fraid not!!! No known cure for PT addiction but then again, who wants to be cured? :eek: (I've heard there is a 7 step program to cure it but have never witnessed it myself).

What is plastic used for?

[Dorothy39]

Home Construction. It is durable and dependable against heat and cold. I also add it to my pasta dishes !!! :D ( am I on a roll or what :rolleyes: )



Have you ever gnawed on a dog chewie?

[Almita]

Yes i do it all the time. Doesn't everyone??

What does "pin your wings down" really mean?

[Dorothy39]

Hold Your Horses, and run on foot as fast as you can go!!!


What is meant by "Burning Your Candle at Both Ends?"

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Not feeling to alert today so let me see if I can get the old brain cells to remember that saying: oh, now I remember. Back in the olden days, candles were made with wicks poking out from both ends instead of being flat on one side for them to sit up on. When you burn your candle at both ends, you light both ends at once then hold it horizonally when you walk. It gives double the light that way!!!

What is a grapenut?

[Dorothy39]

(That was pretty good Moff)

What is a grapenut?

That's a picture of someone sitting alone, with their eyes staring down at the empty box of Sun Maid Raisens, Muttering~~ "I can't Believe I Ate the Whoooole Thing !!!!"

Does an "Un Watched Pot" still Boil? :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The world will never know because if you watch a pot it is no longer "un watched" so we can't tell if it would boil or not. They are sneaky that way! :eek:

Are elves real?

[Dorothy39]

Yes, very real!!!! I've seen an older one, right under the pine trees in our back yard. He's up to something~~ :rolleyes:


Do Frogs steal chewing gum with their tongues?( Yeah, I'm on a roll) :cool:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Of course, if they stuck their foot in your mouth to grab it, you would be more apt to notice!!! :eek:


Do fish were under wear?

[Dorothy39]

Do fish wear underwear? :D Yes indeed~ and laundry day can get real testy!!!! ( good thing they don't drive, huh!!!)


Why is it customary to wear clean underwear when going into town? ( the stuff our Mother's taught us :D )

[Almita]

because its a hip trend wearing clean underwear.


what is soda REALLY like?

[Dorothy39]

Baking Soda or Soda pop ?:rolleyes:


Baking soda is useless to have around, once you buy the stuff, theres no getting rid of it.

Soda Pop , however, has several properties, (powers)~ You can bathe in it, wash your car with it, and even brush your teeth with it!!! It's cheap too!!!


What is Cotton Candy?

[Almita]

cotton candy is hard candy shaped like cotton very good.


what is a mouse?

[Dorothy39]

A mouse is a TITLE given to the Top Telemarketer in Sales. (I think I spelled that right :rolleyes: )!!!


Are Zip Loc Bags useful?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Not really, they are just something to spend money on. Their only purpose is to make their inventor rich.

What do crickets do?

[Dorothy39]

One night stands in Chicago~


hard work, lifting, aching muscles, what comes next......... :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Dressing in a tutu and dancing the Nutcracker suite? :eek:

What is a penguin?

[Dorothy39]

:D You caught me!!!!!( that was a good one moff!! ;) )

a penquin ? One out a billion constellations seen in the Western Hemisphere this time of year!!!!! ( also, a Zodiac Sign)


Does anyone remember Roy Rogers?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Roy Rogers? Wasn't he Mr. Roger's older brother? ;)

What ever happened to Barney Fife?

[Dorothy39]

He's doing great , I caught up with him about a week ago~ ~ Brother, Him and that Juanita!!!! :rolleyes: (Thelma Lou is really going to get witchy)


What is a furnace filter ?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's a term for those bad word filters they put on tvs to keep little ears from hearing things they shouldn't.

What are packing peanuts?

[Dorothy39]

light weight, air borne, post- a - notes!!! For folks on the run, but in need of leaving a few reminders of where they've been.



Where might you use a Miter Box?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Hmmm, I Miter box? It's a box with many uses. You mite use it here or you mite use it there or you mite use it any where!

What do you do with a kumquat?

[Dorothy39]

That's a Halloween noise maker--all you have to do is smash it with your foot!!!(it's a real gas)


What is a damper for--one that is found near the chimney. :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's to keep bird poop out of your fireplace. That stuff is explosive!!!!

What is a nail file used for?

[Dorothy39]

:D ( I think we are the only people playing the wrong game) :D


What is a Nail File?

I free device attached to a "Aersol Hair Spray" ~~~for making all kinds of krazeeee Halloween sounds!!!!!! Guarenteed to scare your family and friends ;)

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Next question??????????????????????????? :D

(people who aren't playing this game, don't know what they are missing, or maybe they do!) ;)

[Dorothy39]

Next question??????????????????????????? :D

(people who aren't playing this game, don't know what they are missing, or maybe they do!) ;)

Woops, :eek:

Okay, Okay , Please forgive me Pet Talk :o

The next Question on The Wrong Game is:

What is a fire hydrant?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's a night club for dogs!!! They love going there!!! ;)

What is milk good for?

[Dorothy39]

Millk is excellant for making your floors shine like brand new( getting used to the smell is another matter)


What is a corsage?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's a type of cabbage!!! Great with cheese melted on it!!!

(ok last one for tonight, I got to go feed the fuzzy faces herd) :D

What is a kite?

[Dorothy39]

What is a KITE? ( Oh Dear me, I have to be wrong ) :rolleyes:

A " Kite" is a Wet Match, when there is a Power Outtage!!!



Dopey, Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy, Happy, Bashful.........Who is left out here? :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Booger!!!

What do cows like to eat?
(ok I really have to go feed the cats now or there will be a riot) :D

[Dorothy39]

Cows will eat just about anything, however, they do have a preference for Jello Pudding Snacks.


How many registered members are currently online?

[zoomer]

More then we know of... people are registered places other than here!!

WHAT IS A COW?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A cow is really one of Santa's reindeer in disguise!!! They hide so they won't have to give autographs because all that writing wears them out!!

Are elves and fairies related?

[Dorothy39]

No, Fairies don't get along with Elves either.



Why didn't Thomas A. Edison invent the Microwave Oven when we really could have used it?

[Almita]

because they were going to attack all the ducks in town


what is water?

[Dorothy39]

A solid matter that can be molded into several shapes.



Do snails have tongues?

[Almita]

yes their whole body is a tongue


do headphones come in all colors?

[Dorothy39]

No, just the same old " bright yellow".




How come our hands can tolerate hotter water than our feet can?

[Almita]

because they are from the south pole and our hands are from the desert.


where do chipmunks come from?

[Dorothy39]

Very teeny tiny Monkies~~~~~ ( I'd better get in bed Almita, Thanks for the fun !!! ;) ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz :o



Where are Papa and Mama Smurf now a days?

[Almita]

they are in texas

(aww okie kathy good night!)


what are smileys?

[zoomer]

little things you click on can kill you.... :rolleyes: can make your eyes pop out of your head if you click it too much!!!

What do we take showers for?

[Almita]

So we can smell like dogs


why do we have a voice?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

So we can sing loud and off key and drive our neighbors NUTS!!! :D

What do snails smell like?

[Almita]

Snails smell like mangos.


What is a chihuahua?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's a hot pepper used in chili!

What color are a fly's eyes?

[Dorothy39]

Flies have " compounded' eye colors, mostly from all of the eye shadow they cake onto them, :rolleyes: hense, the wiping and rubbing of the legs!!!!



Do White Tailed Deer go Trick or Treating?

[Almita]

Yes. but are they really white-tailed deer is the question or is it the costume :p


what are cats useful for?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I wear mine drapped around my neck as a fashion statement. Like living scarves, you know? Plus, in winter they are nice and toasty!!!

What ever happened to the Back Street Boys?

[Dorothy39]

I think they are living in " A Van down by the River!!! ":D




Do animals subscribe to a Daily Newspaper?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Well, I can't say for ALL animals but my cat's do!!! They are specially fond of the Wednesday's paper. It's the one with all the grocery sales ads. They pour over it picking out treats they hope I will by them!!! The STINKERS!!!

Do snails wear glasses?

[Dorothy39]

( you always come through for me ;) )

yes, By Gum, Snails do wear glasses!!!! I prodded a snail away from the garage entrance, so he wouldn't get smashed by a car tire, and believe it or not, that fella was actually wearing glasses!!!! Geezh!!!( I couldn't find his house either :cool: )


Where does the hem of Dorothy Gales dress rest? ( how long is it, really? :rolleyes: )

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Well, (now don't cry), it really goes down to her ankles!!! Got to stay modest you know? No flaunting your stuff in Kansas in those days!!! :D

What is a tailpipe? :eek:

[Dorothy39]

( You are always there for Dorothy ;) )

A tail pipe is the "name" given to the odor on that spray for cleansing the air, usually found at The Dollar Store!!!! ( cuts the mustard in no time flat!!!)



what is a hair net?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's a net that rabbits put up and play ping-pong over!!! Those little rascals can really swat that ball!!!

Why can't allegators walk backwards?

[Dorothy39]

Because, they don't have rear view mirrors!!!

Do you think that Casper and Wendy got married, or, just shacked up?

They look different to me today!!! :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Oh, they got married and had 13 kids!!! You should see their family reunions!!! :eek:

What do you do with strawberries?

[Dorothy39]

I put sugar on mine, but I've seen farmers spread manure on theirs!!! :eek:


Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Madonna..............what comes next?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Miss Piggy!!!!

What is a rodeo?

[Dorothy39]

Miss Piggy!!!!

What is a rodeo?
:D That is a classic!!!!


A rodeo is a water sport, popular in Florida. It requires tremendous trust and skill to stand on the back of two dolphins while a speed boat shifts into high gear!!! :eek: ( 0h, I can't look)

Lucille Ball, Phyllis Diller, Anne Meara.............. what comes next in the female comedy line up?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Cindy Bear, Yogi's girl friend!!!

What is boot hill?

[Dorothy39]

That was space on the "Older " Candy Land game board. When you picked up THAT card, well, you were basically~~out of the game!!!



Are there mice in Hawaii?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Sure are! They look adorable running around in their little flowered shorts, sandals and sunglasses!!! :eek:

What is a paper cut?

[Dorothy39]

:D ( na, I won't type that) :D

a paper cut is your share of the paycheck!!!!! after taxes :eek:

What is a savings withdrawel?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

In my case, it's the withdrawl I go through when I realize I have no savings!!! :eek:

What is a romper?

[Dorothy39]

A very small stone that gets lodged in your shoe!!!!


Thi chi aeobics, Tap Dancing, running in place,............... :D ..........what comes next? :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The Hokey pokey!!!

Why does a kangaroo hop?

[Dorothy39]

The Hokey pokey!!!

Why does a kangaroo hop?
:D You did it again!!! :D


A kangaroo hops because God didn't give him wings!!!!



Gleam toothpaste, Aero Wax, Rinso Blue, Salvo, Puffa Puffa Rice, King Stir.......what comes next :eek:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Charman toilet paper? :eek:

What DO kangaroo's keep in their pouches?

[Dorothy39]

Some change, (mostly quarters) and one precription from the DR.


You're good at these Moff: :cool:


Kermit the Frog, The Great Karnak, Don Rickles , Gilda Radner........ open the envelope please............ and the winner is......... :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The FONZ from Happy Days!!!

What does a butler do?

[JALB]

He watches 'Top Banana' on TV all day! :p

What do superheroes do?

[Dorothy39]

They really do eat FAST FOOD and they get a pay check for doing all those GOOD DEEDS!!!( look at your pay stub, it's there :eek: ) :D

Peter Pan, Tinker Bell, The Good Fairy, Santa Claus ........... What makes them so magic? :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Peanutbutter!!! They eat lots and lots of it!!!

What is sugar used for?

[Dorothy39]

To trap the handy man near you!!! sort of like the Honey Dew thingy!! ;)



Where do the Yellow Jackets hang out, now that all the Outhouses have been condemned?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I think they are all here in Kansas down by our river. They enjoy a fly threw from time to time down our main street!!! :eek:

What is a car tag?

[Dorothy39]

That's a secret Code!!! I have one just like it on my left arm, only it was called a smallpox vacine scar! Secret codes, go figure :rolleyes:

Redi Kilowatt, Kilroy, Bucky Beaver, Elsie the Cow............ whose name is missing in this line up :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer!!!

Do ducks dance?

[Dorothy39]

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer!!!

Do ducks dance?
Moff, you're ALWAYS there :eek: :D

Why certainly Ducks Dance~~ Haven't you seen Daisy Duck doing the Disco Dance, for Donald :eek: (she's a riot ;) )

Why did Donald Duck take "VOICE" pills ?:o

[momoffuzzyfaces]

You've heard how wonderful his voice is! His voice pills are really vitamins to help keep it that way!!!

What do you do with mud puddles?

[Dorothy39]

You have to throw "Dandilion seeds" into them ( make a fuzzy wish while doing it , too) According to a childhood friend I knew ;) )


Who is Joe Bazooka?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

He's the guy who invented Bubble gum. He even named one of the brands after himself.

What is the difference between a burp and a hic cup?

[Dorothy39]

Goodness, I had to dig for You Moff!!! :cool:

A burp, means that you are not getting enough to eat ( checking out the staples here ------ :rolleyes: ----- Hey, Let's make some hashbrowns with Bacon and Eggs :o )

A hic~ up? Means you're eating to fast. ( use a fork instead of a spoon)


What in the world is a Quilt Label? :confused:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's one of those personalized address labels that shows different types of quilts on it.


What is a cocoon?

[Dorothy39]

That's a "state of mind" phrase. , meaning, full of life, ready to take on the world, vigoriously accomplishing multiply tasks.


Are there Rest Rooms aboard Helecopters?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I certainly hope so!!! I'd hate to think they had to chuck that stuff overboard!!! :eek:

Who is Frankenstein?

[Almita]

He is a man who bobs for apples.

What is football?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Football is a game played with a little white ball. You try and kill it with a bat!!!

What does "trick or treat" mean?

[Almita]

Trick or treat means. Trick your food to fall on the floor and treat it with a pet to be eaten.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

:D Good answer!!!

Next question? :D

[Almita]

Trick or treat means. Trick your food to fall on the floor and treat it with a pet to be eaten.

What is a witch?

[Dorothy39]

A witch is a soft, feminine dream fairy~ She can make all your dreams come true.

What is a Warlock? :eek:

[Almita]

Warlock is a lock that you use for the war.

what is a colored pencil?

[Dorothy39]

A useful tool for changing the color of your eyebrows!!! ;)

It seems that anything goes these days :rolleyes:


How does Tinker Bell make all that "fancy" fairy dust?

[Almita]

Tinker bell just sneezes and poof! there's the dust!


what does "silhouettes" mean?

[Dorothy39]

another "sewing " project for Peter!!! (ouch)


What is a Nanny?

[Almita]

an artist who has been painting for many many years.


what is cottage cheese?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A form of kitty litter!!! Dust free!!!

What are pumpkins used for?

[Dorothy39]

a delicacy, that all field mice dream about~~~ :o

Why is MUSIC so incredible to listen to?

[Almita]

because music is a thing you have to listen to 24/7 and if you don't you will die.


what is a remot control?

[Dorothy39]

A remote control? :eek:

That's a close to the heart instinct!! Very hard to ignor too!! :o


Why did God give us animals? :rolleyes: :p

[Almita]

because we needed them to take us everywhere.

what is a lamp?

[Dorothy39]

A lamp you ask?

It is just a lovely word, meaning *light*~ A lamp guides our footsteps ,you know ;)

woops, i'm supposed to answer WRONG :eek: :o

Oh well,


Next question.:


What is a hail storm?

[Almita]

hail storm is a storm that has all the angels hail's float around.

what is a tambourine?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's a swing for monkeys to play on.

Who is The Great Pumpkin?

[Almita]

Mrs. Mack.

What is a printer?! What is it for?!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A printer is a machine that puts the little faces on the PEEPS candy that comes out at Easter time.

Who is Charlie Brown?

[Almita]

Charlie Brown is a brand of brownies back in the 1430's

What is Pet Talk?!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's a message board for animals to get together and chat about their humans. Some of their "people of the day" entries are really interesting!!!

Do monkeys wear shoes?

[Almita]

Yes they wear tap shoes and dance all day!

What are pacers?!

[Dorothy39]

A form of kitty litter!!! Dust free!!!

What are pumpkins used for?

We posted a minute apart yesterday :D

Pumpkins are a re-invented chamber pot for Red Necks!!! :D

( I couldn't miss the chance to miss a giggle attack)

I'll answer your other the next question on The Wrong Game. ;)

[Dorothy39]

Yes they wear tap shoes and dance all day!

What are pacers?!

They're more of a technique, then a "thing"~
It works like this, you tie both of your shoes together~ It teaches patience as well, sort of like an added bonus!!!

What was a rain barrel, Do people still use them today?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

That's what they call the barrels monkeys love to play in. That's where the saying "more fun than a barrel of monkeys" came from.


What are grits?

[Almita]

Grits are those chocolate chip candies everyone eats now a days.

What is politics?!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's a game our congress people play. They say mean things about each other trying to drive us normal people crazy. Whoever drives the most of us nutz in a given amount of time, wins!!! I do wish they would stop playing this game!!! I'm usually one of the first ones to go nutz! :eek:

What is smut?

[Almita]

Smut is a smudge on dogs.


What is a control panel?!

[Dorothy39]

Now we are back into* politics *again :D (Dorothy39 has laugh attack on Pet TalK)

Control Panel ( get it!!!) :D

Where do Coffee Beans, Vanilla Beans, and Navy Beans ~~Grow?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

In the wide open plains of Kansas where there is plenty of room for the "natural" gas they produce to air out!!! :eek:

What are mumps?

[Dorothy39]

:D :D Having a laugh attack :D :D :D

[Dorothy39]

In the wide open plains of Kansas where there is plenty of room for the "natural" gas they produce to air out!!! :eek:

What are mumps?


Ahem: Mumps are "gas" attacks in the Cranium Department!!




Haystacks........hand pumps.......trashers.............lanterns......... ...eating out doors...........what is the picture ~ that you develop in your mind?

:rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

:D :D Having a laugh attack :D :D :D
Careful!!! Kansas is having a VERY WINDY DAY TODAY!!!! I'd be on the look out for fallout heading your way if I were you!!! :eek: :D

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Ahem: Mumps are "gas" attacks in the Cranium Department!!




Haystacks........hand pumps.......trashers.............lanterns......... ...eating out doors...........what is the picture ~ that you develop in your mind?

:rolleyes:
This sounds just like our last family reunion!!!

Who is the HEADLESS HORSEMAN???

[Dorothy39]

Oh , Don't think that Dorothy doesn't keep track of* THE TWISTERS!!!!*

Read about " Lots of em near Dodge City~ and Ulysses!!! :eek:

And, who is the Headless Horseman? :eek:

Tom Thumb!!! ( Don't let his size fool ya for one minute!!!)

[momoffuzzyfaces]

um, question? :D

[Dorothy39]

um, question? :D


Woops:


Bobbing for apples........hayrides..........noise makers........... popcorn ball..........What's another Halloween Tradition :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Coloring eggs and hiding them for the Great Pumpkin to find!!!

What color is the Great Pumpkin?

[Almita]

Purple!

She doesn't get it... what does she not get?!

[Dorothy39]

She doesn't get "table scraps" :p



What are all the Witches cooking up today? :eek:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Fish guts and frog eye stew!!! Want a bowl? :D

What is your favorite Halloween treat?

[Dorothy39]

I'll be right over Moff!!!!( runs off to find broom!!!!!)


My favorite treat of all time for Halloween is "Goats Eyes"!!!! I suggest you try these "snappy little tidbits, eh ..eh ..eh..


Do you think Harry Houdini will actually deliver that message tonight? :eek:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I'll be right over Moff!!!!( runs off to find broom!!!!!)


My favorite treat of all time for Halloween is "Goats Eyes"!!!! I suggest you try these "snappy little tidbits, eh ..eh ..eh..


Do you think Harry Houdini will actually deliver that message tonight? :eek:
um, Dorothy doesn't ride a broom - that's the wicked witch! just click those ruby slippers together. They'll bring you to Kansas. :D

There has been a coverup!!!!! Harry Houdini already delivered that message years ago!!!! The politically correct people don't want anyone to believe in anything so they hushed it all up. Wasn't the message Rosebud????

What does BOO mean?

[Dorothy39]

That's a Standing Ovation~ All those Tap Dancing Classes have Paid off!!!

and a 1, and a 2 ............


Orson Wells once did a Radio Broadcast that Scared the Entire Nation, has any other Radio speaker achieved such a fanfare since?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Well, Rush Limbaugh is trying but I don't think he's quite there yet.

How do you play Sudoku?

[Dorothy39]

You take your left arm in,

You stick your right arm out,

You lift your right knee up,

and you shake your foot around,

You do the Ol sudoki, till it seems you've got the Gout!!

That's what it's all about!! :p


What's A Scrabble Board ?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A Scrabble board is a race trace for mice and hamsters. You put them on it and watch them Scrabble about!!! Come on #7!!!

What is a pinguin?

[Almita]

and penguin is a tap dancer

what is water?!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's the stuff we all need to breathe in to live.

What games to birds play?

[Almita]

Birds play football and tennis.

What is a tambourine?!

[Dorothy39]

Beak toss~ By Milton Bradley


Why do Owls screech so darned loud ?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

You'd screech too if you had to fly through the night sky wearing nothing but feathers!!!! ;)

What is a barn owl?

[Dorothy39]

There you are~~~~It's gets pretty lonesome, playing the wrong game all by myself!! :o

A barn owl is a delicate flowering scrub that grows only in the Eastern Hemisphere. I have always wanted to plant Barn Owls in my garden. :( :p


Are Hermit Crabs know to be irritable?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Yes, they are super cranky!!! It comes with being a hermit!!!

What are potato chips?

[Almita]

potato chips are coins that are shaped like potatos

what are rumors?

[Dorothy39]

jeans or trousers that are baggy in the seat~


What is meant by the phrase~ A rolling stone gathers no moss? :confused: ;)

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It means if Mick Jager or one of the other "Rolling Stones" falls down they don't need to worry about being covered in moss, just other junk.

What is nature?

[Almita]

the don't like to pick up moss by the lake.

what is the format?

[Dorothy39]

:D
It means if Mick Jager or one of the other "Rolling Stones" falls down they don't need to worry about being covered in moss, just other junk.

What is nature?


A French accent, meaning, "Not Sure"



on to almita's question: ;)

[Dorothy39]

the don't like to pick up moss by the lake.

what is the format?


The format is the secondary "under fur " that grows on Husky dogs during winter~

What is (now I've forgotten the question :rolleyes: )

What is a steam roller?

[Almita]

steam roller is a ball with steam

what is starbucks?

[Dorothy39]

Star bucks? :eek:

I almost forgot all about them,

They're the " Savings Bonanza " of the Month.

Each time you spent over $20.00 at your Favorite Food Chain, you receive a Star!!!

You can collect Star Bucks till the Milky Way explodes!!!

Now really, can Reindeer Fly? :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Sure they can if you give them some kick-a-poo-joy-juice to drink before take off!!!

What is a hankie?

[Dorothy39]

(Moff, You're always my "pick me upper" ;) )

A hankie is a wood conditoning tool, usually sold in cubicle blocks, and feels something like sand paper.


What is Whip and Chill, by General Foods? ( remember that stuff?)

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Whip and Chill? WOW! That's stretching my old brain cells. I think that was what they called their version of instant pudding. You just beat it up with a mixer then chilled it before eating!!!


What is oleo margarine?

[Dorothy39]

( and , there you are, again Moff, like clock work)

Oleo margarine is a delicious confection, created for "The Very Wealthy~"


Did King Kong have any other friends, besides Fay Wraye?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Yes, he also had a crush on Lois Lane but was too afraid of Super Man to chase her.

What is a tractor?

[MagicForPets]

A yellow thing you use to smash people with

What is a camera for??

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Welcome Magic!!!

A camera is a toy monkeys love!!! It's shapped like a big banana and they love to climb on it!!!

What is a coffee pot used for?

[Dorothy39]

A coffee pot is a large vat where used coffee filters, filled with wet and nasty coffee grounds, are saved.


What is a March Hare?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

That's a bunny who is born in March!!!

What is a pimple?

[Dorothy39]

It's the neatest thing to have,~ especially on Prom Night!!!!



Did Dorothy Gale leave her Basket in The Emerald City?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

No, she filled it with peanut butter and strawberry jelly sandwiches to munch on on the trip home. She shared with Toto and his lips got stuck together until they got home and she got him a drink of water.


What is grape juice?

[Dorothy39]

Grape Juice , not actually a juice by the way~ Is a Perinnial Plant ,that grows only in the deep, dark jungles of Africa. It has been given the common name "Grape Juice" because the monkeys rely on it for trade, ( sort of like "Buck Skin" , or , Fur Trading in North America) and~It is very hard to find . :eek:


Next question, on The Wrong Game:



Do people still make Homemade Bread these Days?

[Almita]

Yep i'm the main one that does them :p

what are skittles?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Skittles are little shy creatures that only come out at night. Any bright light make them "skittle" for cover. There are no known pictures of them because they are so fast.

Since whales breathe air, why do they live in the ocean?

[Almita]

They are ALWAYS on land you just see them in the water when they go for a loooooong swim.


what is oragami?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's a form of finger painting that kindergardeners are really good at.

What a blue jeans?

[Dorothy39]

Mr. Green Jeans' nephews, Oscar and Merlin.


Popeye and Olivie Oyl both took care of a baby named Sweet Pea, How old is Sweet Pea today?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I think he's 102 now!!! Doesn't look a day over 3 though!!! Still in diapers or should that be "back in" diapers?

Who was Lassie?

[Dorothy39]

A cross- dresser ~ He also had a Collie Suit and made money on the side while starring in several movies that sponned an early Television Series. No one has ever located his Collie Dog suit.



How long did it take Early Televison Sets to warm up? :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Our old tv set took 5 hours to warm up. If we turned it on when we got home from school, it warmed up just in time for bed!!! :(

(did you notice we have gabbed for 100 pages on this thread so far!!!) :D

What is a page?

[Dorothy39]

(did you notice we have gabbed for 100 pages on this thread so far!!!) :D





Wow!!!! :eek:

What is a Page?


It's a Life Jacket!!!!!! ;)

What would cats really buy if they could drive to a grocery store, push a cart and select items?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

My cats would buy beer and pretzels!!! I never buy them and they feel deprived!!! :eek:

What do you do with a nail file?

[Dorothy39]

There you are again!!!! ;)

What do you do with a Nail File?

Nail files are grand for playing ping- pong , substituting cotton balls of course!!!! It's a fast game, so one needs to practice before entering competiton!!


What is a remote control Car?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's a car that has a remote control in it that can open your garage door. It can even turn your tv on so it will be all warmed up for you when you get inside!

What is a can opener?

[Dorothy39]

Moff~ If you ever find out what a Can opener is, Please let me know as soon as possible so I can give it to my Husband and my son!!! :cool:

What is the world is an Internet Forum?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's a site where people show off pictures of their belly buttons --- UG LY !!!

What is a chinchilla?

[Dorothy39]

A Chinchilla is a South Western Sandwich~ and a very tasty one too~
thinly sliced steak, grilled and then smothered with onions, peppers, tomatoes, lettuce, sinfully rich sauces , all rolled up into a soft "Pita" pocket,!! Gosh, Chichillas are so delicious!!!

Liz Taylor, Gretta Garbo, Marilyn Monroe, Jean Harlow, Gene Tierney, can you continue............ :rolleyes: