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Almita
09-11-2006, 07:46 PM
He went to Alabama to go buy some soup for my dog.
what happend to the mouse that was in the mouse hole???
Dorothy39
09-11-2006, 09:54 PM
He thought it was a good idea to hide in the clothes hamper, then, was transported to a laundry mat. :eek:
Where can an elephat hide?
Almita
09-11-2006, 09:59 PM
An elephant can hid under a bottle cap!
Where did the genie go from the magic lamp?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-12-2006, 02:48 PM
The geni is here in my town, changing white houses into yellow ones!!!
What does a smiley do?
Dorothy39
09-12-2006, 04:27 PM
(so sorry that I have to anwer this one WRONG!!!!!! :) )
A smiley " stuns you senses!!!!", like a Light Bill that has gone out of control!!!!! :eek:
What is a Crocus?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-12-2006, 04:40 PM
It's a rare orange bird that thinks it's and frog and screams Croak-us!
What is a fudge bar?
Dorothy39
09-12-2006, 05:12 PM
( Connie, You are so like finding a light switch in the dark) :D
A Fudge Bar is the prize we are rewarded with when we manage to make ends meet. I got my Fudge Bar this year!!!! Hurrah!!!!!!!!!!
What is a Tootsie Roll Pop?(* Is is a noise?) :eek:
momoffuzzyfaces
09-12-2006, 05:30 PM
( Connie, You are so like finding a light switch in the dark) :D
A Fudge Bar is the prize we are rewarded with when we manage to make ends meet. I got my Fudge Bar this year!!!! Hurrah!!!!!!!!!!
What is a Tootsie Roll Pop?(* Is is a noise?) :eek:
A light switch in the dark with the electricity disconnected? :D
A Tootsie Roll Pop is a game where lots of girls named Tootsie roll their pops (dads) down a steep hill. The first one to get him in the river wins.
What is a sneeze?
Dorothy39
09-12-2006, 05:34 PM
That is when your EYES close, ever so tightly, and, the world stops for just a second!!!!( and, I do pay my light bill, on time :D )
What is a Pet Talk Friend??( you must answer this WRONG, :eek: )
momoffuzzyfaces
09-12-2006, 05:50 PM
A Pet Talk Friend is someone you go mud wrestling with!!! You can't take just anybody to those meets you know!!!
What is a hic-cup?
Dorothy39
09-12-2006, 05:56 PM
A Pet Talk Friend is someone you go mud wrestling with!!! You can't take just anybody to those meets you know!!!
What is a hic-cup?
Yep, we sure did have fun at that last meet!!!! :D
A Hic-Up------ :eek:
That is "tasting' chocolate, one more time!!!!!
What are "french" fries?
Almita
09-12-2006, 06:36 PM
They are "Mexican fries" not french fries... gosh all these years everyone thought they were french.
How is snow made?
Dorothy39
09-12-2006, 08:20 PM
Hey, I know the answer to that one!!!! ;)
that is when Old Mother Hulda is Shaking her Feather Pillows!!!! :eek:
What is a pinata? :eek: :D
Almita
09-12-2006, 08:24 PM
Pinata is a Pig all stuffed up with lollipop! What else? ;)
How do you dip a chip in a sauce?
Dorothy39
09-12-2006, 08:27 PM
:D Dip?
I just dump the whole container of "dip" into the bag of chips, reclose the bag, shake it for a few minutes, then, spread it all out on a platter!!!!!!! Care to join me? :D
What is another great use for dog hair?
Almita
09-12-2006, 08:30 PM
Count me in Kathy!!! :p
Another great use for dog hair are bracelets for cats!
how do frogs jump?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-13-2006, 11:27 AM
First they scrunch way down in the mud and get a look of concentration on their little faces like a baby gets when he is dumping a load in his diaper.
Then they stand up fast and skate off on the tiny skates they put on their feet while they were scrunched down in the mud!!!
How do you make donut holes?
Dorothy39
09-13-2006, 02:44 PM
It takes some practice, as , it can get real messy!!:
roll the dough about 1/4 in thick, then, with your left , "floured". hand, THROW this portion into the air, about 2 or 3 feet from the counter surface!!! Here is the tricky part: While this flattened circle of dough is making its way back down, quickly smack the index finger of your "right" hand,( again, floured to the max!!!) smack dab into the center, with determined force!!! With practice, it will fall onto the counter , like a cat falls on all 4 legs!!!!! :eek: and, in pristine condition!!!
The dount hole will resemble a dog turd at this time, You can either roll it into a ball, or, fry it as is!!!!!!!! :D
What is a Popcorn Ball?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-13-2006, 02:49 PM
It's a dance that happens at harvest time every year after all the popcorn has been picked!!!
What does "smacked down" mean?
Dorothy39
09-13-2006, 10:04 PM
That is when you wash the walls, and~~~~~, accidently go over the electicial receptacle!!!!! :eek: (Zing went the Strings of My Heart!!!) :eek:
By the way, What is a Harp?
Almita
09-13-2006, 10:26 PM
A harp is a big blue box that plays music on its own.
What is the color green?
Dorothy39
09-13-2006, 10:56 PM
Shucks, I have to answer wrong!!!!!! :rolleyes:
OK, that ought to be easy!!!
Green is the Color of November in Michigan!!!!! ;)
Does Artichoke taste good to YOU??( What in the heck is that all about?)
Almita
09-13-2006, 10:59 PM
It tastes good duh! It tastes like apple juice! Mmmm good.
What is my favorite types of chips?
Dorothy39
09-13-2006, 11:33 PM
I personally like "Red Cedar Chips' for my Flower Garden!!!!(they don't taste good at all)
( haven't bought any this year, hence, this economy!!!) :rolleyes:
What is a dryer sheet?
Almita
09-13-2006, 11:34 PM
A Dryer sheet is a sheet that you dip in milk.
What is a highlighter???
Dorothy39
09-13-2006, 11:44 PM
That is just a fancy word for a "Black Felt Pen" :cool:
What does a Lilac Blossem Smell like??? :rolleyes:
Almita
09-13-2006, 11:47 PM
It smells like a baby's bottom. When they are clean hehe
How do you fill up a water bottle....???
Dorothy39
09-13-2006, 11:57 PM
I have to answer this wrong!!! :rolleyes: :D
:rolleyes:
I add "ice cubes" and about 1/2 cup of Epsom Salts!!!! ( of course, I pray)
Why does HEAT feel so ~~~ Warm~~~~ :rolleyes: ?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-14-2006, 02:44 PM
It's a trick it uses to make you forget you are really freezing to death!!! :eek:
What are books for?
Dorothy39
09-14-2006, 08:38 PM
I have to play "The Wrong Game" ;)
and, I have to answer "Wrong" :p
Books are used to prop windows open, to aid small children at the dining room table, to aid as a hard surface for writing letters in bed, and, for creating a small table ~~at the last minute!(when guests arrive)!!
What is a book marker?
kimlovescats
09-14-2006, 09:00 PM
A book marker is a person who underlines or highlights text in his favorite books! ;)
What are Malted Milk Balls?
Dorothy39
09-14-2006, 09:06 PM
(hey , thank-You, says Dorothy39) ;)
Malted Milk Balls ( Whoppers!!!) Are substitutes for that Old Game of Marbles!!! If you lose, the other guy gets indigestion!!!!!! :D
What is a strapless Bra? :eek:
momoffuzzyfaces
09-14-2006, 09:11 PM
A device that makes men hold their breath, used in training scuba divers! :eek:
What is a wart?
kimlovescats
09-14-2006, 09:15 PM
A device that makes men hold their breath, used in training scuba divers! :eek:
What is a wart?
Everyone knows what a wart is! It's when a frog couldn't make it to the next lilypad! :p
Dorothy39
09-14-2006, 09:15 PM
(dorothy39 bows to momoffuszzyfaces) :cool:
It is the Beauty Mark, On Miss Kittys' face!!! ( Oh , Did Matt Dillan fell for that WART!!)
Why did that Old Wicked Witch Want those Ruby Slippers?( her feet had to be so darned ugly) :eek:
kimlovescats
09-14-2006, 09:16 PM
Oops, I didn't know there were two definitions for WART? :eek: ;)
Dorothy39
09-14-2006, 09:16 PM
Everyone knows what a wart is! It's when a frog couldn't make it to the next lilypad! :p
You are getting almost as bad as dorothy!!
You forgot to ask the next question!!!!!!! :D
Dorothy39
09-14-2006, 09:17 PM
Oops, I didn't know there were two definitions for WART? :eek: ;)
This is "the Wrong Game, on Pet Talk!!!!!!
It is sooooo much fun!!!
Your turn kimnlovescats!!!! ;)
kimlovescats
09-14-2006, 09:18 PM
My first time playing .... sorry about forgetting my question... OK, here it is:
What is a laptop?
Dorothy39
09-14-2006, 09:24 PM
Oh Honey, you don't want a Lap top!!!! :eek:
that is when your waist blends into your bossum!!!! :rolleyes: :D
(You will catch onto "the Wrong Game", trust me)
What is spit? :D (now, answer this , "wrong") :eek: :D
momoffuzzyfaces
09-14-2006, 09:29 PM
Spit is a hair gel that mom's use on their kids!!!
How do you scramble an egg?
kimlovescats
09-14-2006, 09:41 PM
You hide it in the grass at Easter time.
What is dental floss?
Catty1
09-14-2006, 09:54 PM
A fat amphibious creature!
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
kimlovescats
09-14-2006, 10:03 PM
So they won't get toe jam from their fuzzy socks! :D
Why do doorbells ring?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-15-2006, 11:25 AM
Because they are happy!!!
Why do bunnies have puffy tails?
Dorothy39
09-15-2006, 04:49 PM
because, God did not give them wings!!! :D ( that jumping could "smart")
(Kim, I really enjoyed the Duck with Toe Jam!!!) :D :D
Ahem!!!
Can a chicken chew gum?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-15-2006, 04:53 PM
Sure they can. The specially love bubble gum. They are working on a way to use bubbles to fly across the roads to get to the other side. They figure that will be a safer way to cross.
(ducks with toe jam!!! LOL!!!)
What is a fuzzy?
Dorothy39
09-15-2006, 05:01 PM
The socks that are in the Ducks' Hamper!!!!! (P. U.) :D
Do fireflies hibernate?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-15-2006, 06:29 PM
No, they migrate to the warm sunny beaches and spend the winter sipping margaretas.
Do ducks clip their toe nails?
Almita
09-15-2006, 06:29 PM
Yes they do they hibernate in swimming pools
How does a phone ring?
Dorothy39
09-15-2006, 07:27 PM
Almita!!!
A phone doesn't even ring at all!!! :eek: Yes, you read this correctly!!!! :eek:
It only seems to have a "sound"--- The Human Brain is FAR more capable of communicating then science can even imagine!!!!! :eek:
What is " The Sound Barrier?" (ever notice that "the Wrong Game" has no Sound?) :D
Almita
09-15-2006, 07:31 PM
Kathy!! I never knew that! :p
a sound barrier is a box in the ocean by the "Great Barrier Reef"
What is Sprite?
Dorothy39
09-15-2006, 07:41 PM
Sprite is an old "televison jingle" from the 60's!!!( my younger sister loved Sprite)
What is a Neck-tie? :rolleyes:
Almita
09-15-2006, 07:46 PM
A neck-tie is a tie that you wrap around your ankle even i have one!
what kind of camera do i have?
Dorothy39
09-15-2006, 08:13 PM
You bragged about it!!!! It is a 1937 Eastman Kodak Brownie Camera!!!
( I still envy you for finding it on E-Bay) :D :D
How Old is Betty Crocker?
Almita
09-15-2006, 08:19 PM
heh!! kathy
Betty Crocker is 25 years old
what brand of shoes are my favorite?
Dorothy39
09-15-2006, 10:18 PM
Good will shoes, ( only $2.99) :D , and , you just can't pass up the ones you see along the road!!!! :D :D
Now, answer this next question WRONG!!! ( sorry, those are the rules)
How Big does a Chihuahua dog get?
Almita
09-15-2006, 10:23 PM
A chihuahua gets up to 5 feet high
How old are pretzels?
Dorothy39
09-15-2006, 11:01 PM
The Recipe? :cool:
Or, the pretzels that you get at the Mall?
This snack was discovered in the early 80's, and , it caught on , fast!!!!
What is a Ticker Tape Parade? :eek:
Almita
09-15-2006, 11:04 PM
its a parade that places tape all over the world!!!
what is a cookie???
Dorothy39
09-15-2006, 11:16 PM
It used to be a small "cake" :rolleyes:
Now days, it's just another acronym!!!! :cool:
Does a Rabbit Sneeze?
Almita
09-15-2006, 11:26 PM
Yep when they wiggle their noses they sneeze constantly
Do glasses work?
Dorothy39
09-16-2006, 09:58 AM
Glasses certainly work , from drinking glasses( several filled with different levels of water~~~still produce "Musical Sounds)
to, Looking Glasses~~~that show where you are going and where you have been!!!! :eek:
Does the Easter Bunny wear a Suit?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-16-2006, 12:58 PM
Sure does! He wears a duck suit so he can deliver eggs without being recognized and mobbed by children!!!
What is a wildcat?
Almita
09-16-2006, 02:15 PM
A wildcat is a cat that lives in houses.
What is music?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-16-2006, 02:24 PM
Music is the sound a spider makes when he is spinning his web! It rocks his babies right to sleep!!!
What is a bag pipe?
Dorothy39
09-16-2006, 02:28 PM
A corn cob pipe, preferable homemade, and often hidden in a bag!!!! :D
( I just remembered, when I was a kid, you could actually buy a corn cob toy pipe!!!! :eek:, I think it cost 10 cents)
What is a home made toy? :rolleyes:
Almita
09-16-2006, 02:46 PM
A home made toy is a toy that is made in the oven!
What is a phone?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-16-2006, 02:48 PM
A phone is something you use as a decorator accent!
(my grandpa taught us how to make our own corn cob pipes by the way) ;)
What is a pogo stick?
Almita
09-16-2006, 02:53 PM
What is a pogo stick .... hmm of course i know this one. It's a stick that you throw at your dog and they have to hope to go get it!
What is a lime?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-16-2006, 04:08 PM
A lime is a candy bar filled with caramel and gooy stuff! They are so tasty, they are kept under wraps, so to speak. ;)
What is a pumpkin?
Almita
09-16-2006, 04:16 PM
yum! i want a lime now! ;)
A pumpkin is a big blue bouncy ball
what is chocolate?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-16-2006, 04:22 PM
Chocolate is something you take every day to help keep you "regular". I'm having my daily dose right now! :D
Why does a skunk smell so bad?
Almita
09-16-2006, 04:25 PM
Yes i myself am having my chocolate as well :p
Skunk doesn't smell bad it's perfume! Everyone has i now a days
What are sticks?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-16-2006, 05:23 PM
They are the other half of the rock band "sticks and rolling stones". They were very popular in the early 80s.
What are penguins?
Almita
09-16-2006, 08:15 PM
Penguins are black cats that live in the ocean!
What are brothers?
They are corporate giants!! You've heard of them:
Hills Brothers, Mario Brothers, Parker Brothers...
The list goes on and on...
:D
What are dancing shoes?
Almita
09-17-2006, 01:34 PM
They are shoes that you put on your bird's feet!
What are baseball bats?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-17-2006, 01:43 PM
They are bats that love baseball. They specially like the night games. They look so cute in their tiny baseball caps!!!
What is a smudge pot?
Almita
09-17-2006, 01:54 PM
Well i need to watch them play baseball some day!
Smudge pot is a pot for fudge!
What is a printer?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-17-2006, 04:17 PM
A printer is a person who is responsible for putting the patterns on cloth that has patterns like stripes and such!!!
What is a macaroon?
Almita
09-17-2006, 04:20 PM
Macaroon is a pasta that goes good with Cheese!
what is a guitar?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-17-2006, 05:35 PM
It's a dog biscuit! I hear they are yummy!
How do you make a mud pie?
Almita
09-17-2006, 05:42 PM
You grab water and chocolate and voila there yah be!
How do you make a shoe?
Dorothy39
09-17-2006, 10:24 PM
First, You have to make friends with ELVES!!! After that , they just come into your house and make so many shoes that you have no idea what to do with all of them!!!!!
What is a fruit cake? :rolleyes:
Almita
09-17-2006, 10:26 PM
a fruit cake is a cake filled with coke sprite and pepsi!
what is a turtle?
Catty1
09-17-2006, 10:35 PM
A lush plant found in alpine meadows.
Is there ever a reason?
Almita
09-17-2006, 10:48 PM
Yes there is always a reason like there is a reason why we have ice cream!
what is a hat?
Dorothy39
09-17-2006, 10:52 PM
A Hat is like an "emotion"~~ closely related to a "shoe"
If it fits, Wear it!!!!! :eek: (shoes teach us a lot !!) :D
What is a miracle?
Almita
09-17-2006, 10:53 PM
Alo Kathy!!!
A miracle is a cheese that we have here everyday!
what is coke?
Dorothy39
09-17-2006, 11:00 PM
Got to answer this wrong!!!!
A coke is "watered down Kool Aid!!!! :cool:
What is a Dorrito?
Almita
09-17-2006, 11:02 PM
Dorito is a salsa we dip tortillas in
what is a lollipop?
Dorothy39
09-17-2006, 11:04 PM
An Old and Lazy Father!!!! :D ( where do these wrong answers come from , I ask myself?)
What sound does a Snow Flake make? :eek:
Almita
09-17-2006, 11:06 PM
it makes a quack sound
what do you use a microphone for?
Dorothy39
09-17-2006, 11:14 PM
Microphones come in handy for those "quiet times" in life!!!
How many points does a Star have? ( real Stars :eek: :D )
Almita
09-17-2006, 11:16 PM
they have twenty
how many states are there in the United States?
Dorothy39
09-17-2006, 11:44 PM
Several--- more than ten, I think!!!!!
Did George Washington use an OutHouse? :eek:
Almita
09-17-2006, 11:55 PM
no he used a tree
what is a coin???
Dorothy39
09-18-2006, 12:01 AM
A coin is a soft piece of "putty", used for sealing nail holes on outdoor furniture. :D
What is a Kerosine Lamp?
Almita
09-18-2006, 12:02 AM
It's a lamp that is hanged on the moon.
What is an avatar?
Dorothy39
09-18-2006, 12:11 AM
It's a Folk Lore Phrase, and, Peter Pan was known to have one.(related to magic)
Who was Harry Houdini? :eek:
Almita
09-18-2006, 12:17 AM
He was a famous baker!
What are forcast news?
Dorothy39
09-18-2006, 12:32 AM
Crazy hog wash, ( according to my Grandmother), and don't believe a word they tell you!!!! ;)
What ever happened to "scratch and sniff" stickers? :confused:
momoffuzzyfaces
09-18-2006, 12:10 PM
They all got put on kid's notebooks and taken to school to irratate teachers.
What is a bicycle?
Dorothy39
09-18-2006, 12:20 PM
Home Gym Equipment for Marine Life!!!
Where do Ink Pens go, when they dry up?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-18-2006, 12:44 PM
To the great ink well in the sky of course!
What is a screwdriver?
Dorothy39
09-18-2006, 01:15 PM
That is 60's slang, for those plastic curler picks!!!!!!(ouch)
What is a drill?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-18-2006, 01:27 PM
It's a type of sour pickle! You know, drill pickles? They are used on hamburgers a lot!!!
What is a puppy?
Dorothy39
09-18-2006, 02:09 PM
(okay, now I can remember a joke my Dad told me, a long time ago) :D
A puppy is a "small jump seat" provided in Cab and a Half " pick ups!!!!They are small jump seats!!!! :cool:
Why does soap make suds?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-18-2006, 05:06 PM
That's their way of going to the bathroom!!! :eek:
Are donuts fattening?
Almita
09-18-2006, 08:08 PM
Nope they make you skinny as the middle of the donut!
What are pumpkin seeds?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-18-2006, 08:16 PM
They are little orange gem stones that are used to make earrings.
Do frogs wear underwear?
Almita
09-18-2006, 08:18 PM
yep it matches their skin as well!
Do cows moo?
Dorothy39
09-18-2006, 08:57 PM
Only while standing on their hind legs. They often make a sound similar to dolphins.
How does a chicken type?
Almita
09-18-2006, 09:18 PM
They type when they cluck
How do people sing?
Dorothy39
09-18-2006, 09:22 PM
by plugging their nose and then tapping their throats. Isn't a beautiful sound?
What is Cheese Whiz? :rolleyes:
Almita
09-18-2006, 09:24 PM
Cheese whiz is a saying the people from Switzerland say
what is a star?
Dorothy39
09-18-2006, 09:35 PM
A star is a mullusk, related to clams, oysters, etc.
Do star fish have belly buttons?
Almita
09-18-2006, 09:36 PM
yep they are the dots on the starfish
what is a mouse?
Dorothy39
09-18-2006, 09:41 PM
A best friend for an elephant!!!! Mice live in the deepest jungles of Africa.
Is Mickey Mouse still famous? :cool:
Almita
09-18-2006, 09:53 PM
Yep he's on my tv all day!
What does AFI stand for??
Vette
09-18-2006, 10:23 PM
Alf Farted Inside....
what is a penguins favorite color
Almita
09-18-2006, 10:24 PM
A penguins favorite color is plaid colors! woo!
what is my favorite drink????
Vette
09-18-2006, 10:40 PM
Oil :p
what is air?
Almita
09-18-2006, 10:41 PM
Oil :p
what is air?
haha oh yah
Air is a good that you eat to keep yourself into shape!
EDIT: Question: What is a balloon
Almita
09-19-2006, 09:45 PM
haha sorry i edited my orignal post up there
a rubber. you can stretch to make it bigger. :eek:
what is a vibrator?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-20-2006, 12:13 PM
A rare tropical fish that shakes.
What is fudge?
Dorothy39
09-20-2006, 08:26 PM
Another word for "Amen", well, it works for me!!!!! :rolleyes: ( just try keeping all sewing seams at 1/4 ", I sometimes , Pray and and say,"Fudge!!!" :D
How much money is in George Bushs' Piggy bank? (lets keep this one wrong :rolleyes: )
Almita
09-20-2006, 08:52 PM
There is 29 cents in his piggy bank!
What do you use a microphone for when you are on stage?
Dorothy39
09-21-2006, 05:43 AM
Mostly for "vocal" back ground noise, I can do one "mean" chicken heart beat sound!!!!! :D
What does a Chihuahua dog dream about?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-21-2006, 01:13 PM
The Dog Whisperer!!!
Do monkeys like peanut butter on their bananas?
Dorothy39
09-21-2006, 03:56 PM
Yes, they do!!!! But, when one Monkey drops that JAR , there's a moment ~~~ that has never been documented on Tape!!!! :eek:
What is a Top Dog?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-21-2006, 04:34 PM
He's the one who gets to sleep in the top bunk in bunk beds.
What do you do with jelly?
Dorothy39
09-21-2006, 08:53 PM
I keep jelly in the my first aid kit---it kills bacterial germs!!!
What is talcium powder?
It is a substance that is used to oil roller coaster tracks. :p
If your dog could talk, what would he/she say first?
Dorothy39
09-22-2006, 07:40 AM
Probably: "You don't look at all like Dorothy", :D
Is there still a Man in the Moon? Have you seen him lately? :D
Almita
09-22-2006, 08:39 AM
Yes there is a man still on the moon he is right now playing golf up there.
What is an MP3 Player?
mina'smomma
09-22-2006, 08:51 AM
Yes there is a man still on the moon he is right now playing golf up there.
What is an MP3 Player?
A tape deck that sets between MP2 and MP4 Players?
What is a coffee cup for?
pitc9
09-22-2006, 09:23 AM
It's best use is to take nail polish off!
Why are there letters on key boards?
Dorothy39
09-22-2006, 09:45 AM
To keep our feet in working order.
Does a moniter double as a television screen? :D
momoffuzzyfaces
09-22-2006, 12:08 PM
No, it doubles as a cat bed!!!
What is a cat's favorite color?
kimlovescats
09-22-2006, 12:48 PM
A cat's favorite color is blue for crystal clear water ... they LOVE to swim! :p
Why is sugar white?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-22-2006, 01:50 PM
So you can find it in the dark!!!
Why is water wet?
Dorothy39
09-22-2006, 04:20 PM
In order to help us Whistle!!!
What do cotton balls for? :rolleyes:
momoffuzzyfaces
09-22-2006, 04:31 PM
They are used by ants for bowling balls. Since they aren't heavy those little bugs can really hurl them down the alley!!!
Why are pickles green?
Dorothy39
09-22-2006, 07:58 PM
Because, they envy tomatoes .
What is a Butternut Squash?
kimlovescats
09-22-2006, 08:43 PM
It's a game for those who are nuts about Butter! :p
What is a feather duster?
Dorothy39
09-22-2006, 10:42 PM
A " fancy name" for a parakeets beak!!!!
What is cheese cloth?
Almita
09-22-2006, 10:53 PM
a cheese cloth is a cereal brand!
what is a comic book?
Dorothy39
09-22-2006, 11:18 PM
A dull satire.. Stay away from comedy!!!!! :cool:
What is a cloud ?
Almita
09-23-2006, 11:32 AM
A cloud is a green brick up in the sky.
What is a backpack for?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-23-2006, 12:42 PM
A fashion statement of no use whatsoever!
What is a barf bag? :eek:
Almita
09-23-2006, 02:13 PM
Beauty Always Ready Fresh bag!
What is a phone?
Dorothy39
09-24-2006, 09:57 AM
A stenograph notebook!!! Obsolete jargon at best.
What is a pencil sharpener?
A teacher that helps pencils comprehend more and retain what they've learned. :p :D :D
What is a mouse pad?
Dorothy39
09-24-2006, 10:06 AM
A swinging apartment for Bachelor Mice!!!!! :eek:
What does a swinging single mouse do for a living?
Works as a fashion photographer! Say *cheese*!!! :D ;D
Why did the Labrador cross the road?
Dorothy39
09-24-2006, 10:21 AM
Because, he was playing piggy back with the Chihuahua Dog!!!!!! :D
What is a dogs' track useful for? ;)
A dog track? It comes in handy for teaching dogs dance routines and magic tricks!!! :D :D
What is the best thing to do on a rainy day?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-24-2006, 12:32 PM
Put on your swim suit and go to the beach!!!
What is ice hockey?
Almita
09-24-2006, 01:01 PM
Ice Hockey is a game you play with Ice Cubes.
What is nailpolish?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-24-2006, 01:03 PM
It's polish you use on nails. You have to hammer them into the wood first, then paint them. Sure makes boards they are used on look festive!!!
What is a Q-tip?
Dorothy39
09-25-2006, 03:40 AM
A baton for Fairies!!!! :D
What is Scotch Tape?
mina'smomma
09-25-2006, 08:23 AM
A baton for Fairies!!!! :D
What is Scotch Tape?
A quartet from Scotland singing on top of "ole smokey"
Why do bears have stubby tails
momoffuzzyfaces
09-25-2006, 04:34 PM
They have stubby tails to make us wonder why they have stubby tails. It helps keep our minds active as we get older pondering their tail er lack of tails.
Do ants burp?
Dorothy39
09-25-2006, 05:54 PM
Yes , they do. Which is another reason I wash out the soda pop cans!!!
What is a Palm Tree?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-26-2006, 10:56 AM
A tiny wee little tree that fits into the palm of your hand, of course!!! ;)
Do ants pass gas? :eek:
Dorothy39
09-26-2006, 11:24 AM
Yep, especially while resting ~~~~ those Wee Little Palm Trees!!!!!( :eek: )
I was wondering where you went!!!!! ;)
Can ants receive Internet Communication with their antennia?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-26-2006, 11:38 AM
They not only get the Internet connection, they pick up raido signals and an occasional ufo!
(yep, here I am - dial up been real slooooow lately)
Do monkeys like beer?
mina'smomma
09-26-2006, 11:56 AM
They not only get the Internet connection, they pick up raido signals and an occasional ufo!
(yep, here I am - dial up been real slooooow lately)
Do monkeys like beer?
Yes because it helps them keep their breath fresh and clean.
Can plants sing?
Dorothy39
09-26-2006, 12:07 PM
Yes, and with such lovely harmony!!! :o Weeds just SCREAM!!!!!!! :eek:
Do Earthworms socialize with grubs?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-26-2006, 12:27 PM
Yes, and the parties they have are the talk of the garden!!!
What do whales eat?
Dorothy39
09-26-2006, 12:43 PM
Mostly Meats, (a preditor~ ;) you know)
Do people still wash tin foil?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-26-2006, 04:49 PM
Did they EVER wash tin foil? :eek:
I think it's a new fad that is hitting the restaurant scene!!!
What is a lollypop?
Dorothy39
09-26-2006, 07:04 PM
A useful tool ,if you still have a Fisher Price Zylaphone (not sure i spelled that right) :D
How many pancakes are " too many" for breakfast?
eventa_gurl
09-27-2006, 03:53 AM
31!!!! (it's a good number :) )
How many stripes does a zebra have??
Dorothy39
09-27-2006, 09:58 AM
All Zebras have the same number of stripes--12~~~Hence the old saying , Racers Dozen, if by an odd chance, a Zebra has 13 stripes, it is referred to as~~~~~ The Baker's Zebra!!!!! :cool: ( how wrong is that? :D )
Why do hyenas laugh?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-27-2006, 12:06 PM
It's better to laugh than cry in your beer!!!
Do ducks smile?
Dorothy39
09-27-2006, 01:37 PM
Donald Duck smile!!., so, I figure that every duck smiles!!!! :cool:
Where does the dusty chewing Gum go?, (that hasn't been sold)
momoffuzzyfaces
09-27-2006, 05:04 PM
I think my cats are hiding it under my bed!!! :eek:
What is a video game?
Dorothy39
09-27-2006, 07:17 PM
Thats a new game my family started playing when I got hooked to DSL!!
(gather round the small monitor and watch a video, mom pops corn :D , trade chairs and choose another video :rolleyes: :D ) Don't do this at home!!!! :D
Where is the Count , from Sesame Street? Still doing his counting game?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-27-2006, 08:27 PM
He's still around. We went for pizza Saturday. It's real annoying when he counts the olives on your pizza, believe me!!!
Can worms dance?
Dorothy39
09-27-2006, 08:33 PM
Hey, Now that you mention it, I think I saw one dancing when I closed the garage door the other day!!! ( he was doing the lastest craze, all the go up here)
By George, YES, worms can dance!!!!( I saw it with my own two eyes) :eek:
Are there cornfields in Kansas?
Almita
09-27-2006, 10:32 PM
no the cornfields moved to Alaska.
Where is a keyboard?
Dorothy39
09-27-2006, 11:12 PM
Out and about, With the Partridge Family, or course!!! :cool:
What is a Drive In Movie? :eek:
Almita
09-27-2006, 11:14 PM
its where you drive into the movie and be in the movie as well!
where did the cow go?
Dorothy39
09-27-2006, 11:23 PM
The cow? Oh, that COW :o , Okay, I'm with you Almita!!! :D
She had to go back to the barn, her cell phone was ringing!!!( she's a hip, chick cow ;) )
What is a lizard? ( where do these creatures come from , I ask?)
Almita
09-27-2006, 11:44 PM
Now you got it Kathy!
A lizard?
aren't they from antartica and are like torquoise and pink colored?
what is a mailbox?
Dorothy39
09-28-2006, 08:44 AM
The opposite of a Femailbox :D ( I thought you were old enough to know all that!! :D )
Why are some Animal tongues so rough? :eek: ( cows and cats) :D
Dorothy39
09-28-2006, 06:27 PM
Hey, Enquiring minds want to know!!!! :D
Almita? :cool:
S they won't roll their *r*s when they talk. :D
Why is it so hard to get up in the morning?
Dorothy39
09-29-2006, 08:45 AM
Because, even if you do get up, you are really flat on your back till noon!!!
( I was wonderin where the Wrong Game went!!! :rolleyes: :D )
How fast does the internet move with DSL? :eek: ;) (I think I need a seat belt in my chair now :eek: )
Almita
09-29-2006, 08:57 AM
It moves 100 MPH
What is a lambourghini??
Dorothy39
09-29-2006, 08:59 AM
A sporty style of Chihuahua!!!( My Grand dog, Muira, is named after that car!!!) :D
When you blow out a candle, where does the flame go? :eek:
momoffuzzyfaces
09-29-2006, 12:46 PM
It packs its bag and goes on vacation!!!
What is a Twinkie?
Dorothy39
09-29-2006, 02:24 PM
An illegitimate offspring , Fathered , of course, by Twinkles the Elephant!!! :D (they are so sweet)
Can a cat stub its toe?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-29-2006, 03:22 PM
Yes, a cat can stub all 20 toes at once!!! OUCH!!!
What is tornado alley?
It's a Bowling Center where the objective is speed.
:D
What do you do w/ the fridge food if the electricity goes out?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-29-2006, 04:14 PM
Fire up the BBQ grill and have a heck of a party!!!
How many different kinds of animals are there in the world?
Dorothy39
09-29-2006, 09:41 PM
There are 2 kinds of animals in this world~blood suckers ~ and~ Gophers!! :D
Name the biggest animal :eek: in the world.
momoffuzzyfaces
09-30-2006, 01:05 PM
The ant is the biggest animal in the world. They fool everyone into thinking they are small but it's all an illusion!!! Those suckers can carry an elephant!!!
What is a tailgate party?
A tailgate party is one, in which you put your speakers, keg and dancefloor right there in the pkg lot. Momoffuzzyfaces has a heckof-a-lot of bbq happening so the food is covered! (loved that answer!!) :D :D
I'll bring the watermelon and the decorations.
ok. i'm ready for this party....
What is a banjo used for?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-30-2006, 01:28 PM
Zoey bring on the watermelon and decorations!
I'll bring out the banjo which is a tray used to serve drinks and food on!!!
Party on!!!
What is a somnambulist? :eek:
Dorothy39
09-30-2006, 02:02 PM
Come to the Party Dorothy, What is a somnambulist? :eek:
That is the last question on the exam worth 90 pts!!!!! :confused: :D
What is a picnic basket?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-30-2006, 02:22 PM
A picnic basket is a hat!!! The handle part goes under your chin! They are all the rage in France right now, so I hear anyway!!!
What is a prune?
Dorothy39
09-30-2006, 02:50 PM
A prune is date gone bad!!!! :eek:
What is a keg? :D
momoffuzzyfaces
09-30-2006, 02:53 PM
It's another name for a pirate's wooden leg!!!
What is a beard?
Dorothy39
09-30-2006, 02:56 PM
A nest for Sparrows!!!!!!
What is a Quilting Bee? :cool: :D
momoffuzzyfaces
09-30-2006, 04:20 PM
A bunch of bees making a quilt, what else? :D
What does peanutbutter go best with?
Dorothy39
09-30-2006, 04:24 PM
I chase it down with "Clorox Bleache" :D ( Connie, you sure lift me!!!)
(I've got the cleanest colon this side of the Mississippi!!! :D )
Is Paul Lynd still funny?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-30-2006, 05:08 PM
I chase it down with "Clorox Bleache" :D ( Connie, you sure lift me!!!)
(I've got the cleanest colon this side of the Mississippi!!! :D )
Is Paul Lynd still funny?
I just spit tea all over myself after reading the colon remark!!! :D :D
Yes, Paul Lynd is still funny, dead, but funny!!! He keeps them in stitches in Heaven!!!
What is yogurt?
Dorothy39
09-30-2006, 08:07 PM
Factory slang, especially when the shop is real loud. YO!!! ~~GERT!!! GOTTA MINUTE?( glad I don't work in a shop)
Does Snow White's Cottage have indoor plumbing yet? ( 7 little men in a 10'x 12' bungaloo :rolleyes: )
Yes. They are digging the septic tank today! :D
LOL! This thread is cracking me up!!!!!
What does a chiropractor do?
momoffuzzyfaces
10-01-2006, 01:52 PM
They are choir directors !!! One directed the Vienna Boys choir for years!!!
What is hop scotch?
Almita
10-01-2006, 02:26 PM
A hop scotch is a tape you hop on.
What is the original color of a telephone?
momoffuzzyfaces
10-01-2006, 03:00 PM
The original color was pumpkin orange with big black buttons!!! Made them real easy to find in the dark!!!
What do you do with cookies?
You crumble them up and take them to the doctor!
Who is the Cat of the Day today?
Almita
10-01-2006, 06:39 PM
brittany spears
what is ice?
momoffuzzyfaces
10-02-2006, 12:24 PM
It's what you put in your grill to cook hamburgers over!!!
Which way is up?
This way: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
What is a "kittycake"?
Dorothy39
10-02-2006, 10:42 PM
That's a new fad now, it's all the go !! Instead of a live girl jumping out of the cake, PRESTO!!! You guessed it, a KITTY jumps out of the cake !!!Great fun for all ages !!!! :D
What is a Sear and Roebuck Catalog? :eek:
momoffuzzyfaces
10-03-2006, 11:17 AM
Out house toilet paper - trust me!! It's what gram used in hers!!!
What is a speed bump?
momoffuzzyfaces
10-04-2006, 10:51 AM
Whaaaa!!!! :(
I killed the Wrong Game!!!! :(
Dorothy39
10-04-2006, 11:07 AM
No you didn't, I must have killed it:
Pet Talk ( Pet Ville News Headlines)
The next question is:
Can "The Wrong Game Die?" :D Can it actually get lost ? :rolleyes:
momoffuzzyfaces
10-04-2006, 11:20 AM
It certainly seems to be trying too! ;)
Can worms roller skate?
Dorothy39
10-04-2006, 12:08 PM
Not around here anyways , the nearest Roller Rink was torn down years ago. However, they make good use of my sidewalk on rainy days ( I almost ruined a swell Skate Party when I got todays mail!!! :eek:
What comes next, Moe, Larry, Curly .............................. :cool:
momoffuzzyfaces
10-04-2006, 12:37 PM
Baldy !!! :eek:
What ever happened to Peter Pan?
Dorothy39
10-04-2006, 01:53 PM
( thank god for you Connie,)
What ever happened to Peter Pan , you ask? :D
I trapped him, yes, he was looking for his shadow again!! I locked him up in the spare room!!!! :D (Tink is giving me a headache!!!! :eek: )
Where did Groucho leave his Marx?
momoffuzzyfaces
10-04-2006, 03:20 PM
Groucho left his Marx on the moon. That's what we think is the man in the moon; it's Groucho's Marx!!! :eek:
Does chocolate milk really come from brown cows? If so, what comes out of black cows? :eek:
Dorothy39
10-04-2006, 10:43 PM
Yes, Brown milk really does come from Brown cows, ( of course)
what comes out of Black cows?~~~~~ COFFEE!!!!!~~~~~~~~~
What is a Siamese Twin?
momoffuzzyfaces
10-05-2006, 12:24 PM
That's when your twin sibling owns a Siamese cat, what else? :eek:
What are push ups?
Dorothy39
10-05-2006, 02:24 PM
:D What are push ups!!! You had to ask!!!!
Discarded nylon stockings stuffed into a AA Bra!!!!
What are milk caps?
momoffuzzyfaces
10-05-2006, 04:02 PM
Milk caps are cute little baseball caps that cows wear!!! Very fashionable are cows!!!
Why do cows moo?
Dorothy39
10-05-2006, 06:47 PM
Because, the price of milk caps keeps going up!!!! It's just "Udderly" sickning for those girls!!!!
What are Buffalo girls? ( Dancing by the light of the moon :rolleyes: )?
momoffuzzyfaces
10-05-2006, 06:50 PM
They are girl buffalo!!! They love to line dance by moonlight. Mind that they don't step on your toes!!!
What are grits?
Dorothy39
10-05-2006, 07:20 PM
Grits~~~ that's a " verb" isn't it? :rolleyes: Yeah, thats The sound that is created between your teeth, a gnashing sound !!!( sort of like that chalkboard sound :eek: )
What are choppers?
momoffuzzyfaces
10-05-2006, 07:22 PM
Choppers are little bug critters that eat hay and grass!!! They are a real pain in the grass for farmers!!!
What is a poop deck?
Dorothy39
10-05-2006, 09:04 PM
( You are always right on time Momo!!! ;) )
Poop Decks are for "Mourning Doves" that eat lots of Berries!!!! :D (and sleep in Pine Trees :rolleyes: )
What the heck is a Pine Cone?
momoffuzzyfaces
10-06-2006, 09:39 AM
A pine cone is one of those orange cones street workers use that has a pine scent! Those workers really get sweaty and can smell up an area in a hurry!!! ;)
What is a scurvy pirate?
Dorothy39
10-06-2006, 02:07 PM
" A clean cut , gentlemen Pirate!!!! Often wearing A Tu-Tu, along with bells and a necklace sporting a tiny whistle!!!!
What is a Trapeze Artist?
momoffuzzyfaces
10-06-2006, 02:59 PM
A Trapeze artist is one who draws and paints while hanging upside down from a trapeze. Not the easiest job in the world but they create some amazing pictures!!! :eek:
What is a seamstress?
Dorothy39
10-06-2006, 03:14 PM
Seam~~~~ Stress~~~ :rolleyes: Just like the word implies!!! :cool:
( usually a person with a seam ripper between her teeth, )
momoffuzzyfaces
10-06-2006, 03:48 PM
Next Question? :D
Dorothy39
10-06-2006, 07:27 PM
Next Question? :D
Oh !!!!! ( duh!)
What is meant by the words : Fossil Fuel?
Dorothy39
10-07-2006, 11:23 AM
What? You can't read? ;)
Maybe an easier Question?
Okay, I can be flexible.................... :rolleyes: .........I'm thinkin...........
Beside Carrots, what else does Bug Bunny eat? :cool:
momoffuzzyfaces
10-07-2006, 12:38 PM
Fossil fuel is food they feed senior citizens!!! Gives them lots of gas and really makes them go go go!!!! ZOOOM!!! There went one just now!!!
Bugs Bunny loves to eat chocolate cake!!! He's had it with health food!!!
What is chocolate cake by the way?
Dorothy39
10-07-2006, 01:10 PM
Fossil fuel is food they feed senior citizens!!! Gives them lots of gas and really makes them go go go!!!! ZOOOM!!! There went one just now!!!
Bugs Bunny loves to eat chocolate cake!!! He's had it with health food!!!
What is chocolate cake by the way?
Exuse me Kansas, I'm having a laugh attack~~~Lord Help me!!!!! :D :D
It's a double!!!!!........... okay, I made it back to Petville !!! ;)
Chocolate Cake is usually baked several months ahead, then stored in a cool, dark place , and used when someone is stuck in the snow, providing traction ( saving on Kitty Litter ;) )Cats give it a thumbs up!!
What is a frost warning? :eek: ( I'm scared :eek: )
momoffuzzyfaces
10-07-2006, 02:13 PM
:D
We are to have our first frost warning next week. That's when a little mean kid named Jack Frost runs from house to house writing mean things in the dust on cars that need washed!!! He likes to do this during colder weather so people can't wash their cars and his evil sayings stay on the cars longer. He's a speedy little sucker so the police can't catch him!!!
Do monkeys wear pajamas?
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