View Full Version : Play the Wrong Game Part 3
momoffuzzyfaces
08-14-2006, 12:56 PM
Next question?????????? ;)
Dorothy39
08-14-2006, 04:57 PM
:D :D :D sorry, ( Kansas always wakes me up) :D
Goin to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come,
what is the next line in that song?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-14-2006, 07:47 PM
They've got some crazy little kitties there and I'm gonna get me one!!! :D
Is the moon really made of green cheese?
Almita
08-14-2006, 07:56 PM
no its made out of Blue milk!
why are the coca-cola cans red?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-14-2006, 08:04 PM
So the Pepsi co will be sure and see them when someone is dinking coke and not Pepsi. It's their way of saying: na na na na naaaaaa na! :eek:
What are bendy straws for?
Dorothy39
08-14-2006, 08:12 PM
Great "noise makers" when every one else is sleeping!!!! ;)
What was the Ed. Sullivan Show all about?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-14-2006, 08:25 PM
No one really knows!!! I think it was a contest to see if anyone could ever make Ed smile. No one ever did that I heard of. AND he was proud of his big shoes. Every show he mentioned them.
Why do monkeys hang from their tails?
Dorothy39
08-14-2006, 08:41 PM
OhThat was good!!! A really Big Shew!!!!! :D
Monkeys hang by their "Tales", because a new generation has discovered their "music" :D (they were the new generation, they had something to say??) :eek:
Speaking of monkeys, :D ,
What else do they really eat, I don't believe in that bannana story at all!!!
momoffuzzyfaces
08-14-2006, 08:42 PM
Next question?????????????? :D
Dorothy39
08-14-2006, 08:44 PM
sorry, when I laugh, I type and then hit, reply, (dial up sucks)
Hahha. I love this thread. You guys are making me cheerful this morning. :D
Okay, hope you don't mind if i jump in here with a question...
What safety gear should a kayaker use?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-15-2006, 12:29 PM
Lots of chocolate and a bottle of beer!!! It may not keep you alive but it will make you forget your troubles.
How do you cook spaghetti?
Dorothy39
08-15-2006, 01:34 PM
nearest Italian Restaurant!!!
What spells r-e-l-i-e-f?????
momoffuzzyfaces
08-15-2006, 01:37 PM
L-e-t-t-e-r-s !!!! ;)
Do frogs have hair?
Dorothy39
08-15-2006, 01:48 PM
Yes, unless they shave regularly.Some frogs I see have no sense of personal Hygiene. (That dripping wet hair underneath their arm pits!!!!) :eek:
Can snakes wear panty hose?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-15-2006, 02:03 PM
Yes, as long as they aren't too tight. If they are too tight, they make the snake's eyes bug out!!! :eek:
How long does it take for someone to "get around to it?"
Dorothy39
08-15-2006, 09:23 PM
From here??? :D Nearest discount store that sells those stupid "rubber grippers for hard to open pickles" (looks at clock--- ah, give me 10 minutes) :D (round tuits that sold big in the 80's ;)
Is the man engraved on the current dime, in U.S. currency, the tooth fairies husband?? :D (I still think it is) ;)
momoffuzzyfaces
08-15-2006, 09:49 PM
He sure looks like him to me. Of course, it's been years since I've seen either him or his wife, the tooth fairy!!!
How do you make hot chocolate?
You just melt a chocolate bar!
What are clocks for?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-15-2006, 10:27 PM
To let us know if that's the moon or the sun we see in the sky.
Why do we need sleep?
Alysser
08-15-2006, 10:36 PM
So we can lose weight and stay fit. :D
Why do cows moo?
Because Princess is chasing them.
How fast can a cat run?
Dorothy39
08-16-2006, 07:33 AM
:rolleyes:
Ahhh, those "Cars", named after "Cats"--
They don't run anymore!!! ;)
Dorothy39
08-16-2006, 07:43 AM
Yep, there I go again!!!!! sorry ;)
Are Cheetahs still the fastest running land animal?
no. definatley it's homo sapien, zoey when she has to tinkle. :D *blush*
I literally ran my fastest 3.2 mile stretch when i had to pee once. such incentive!! blew those cheetas right out of the water. I guess that's what slowed them down. all that swimming. LOL!!
Do you like furnitureless rooms?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-16-2006, 12:22 PM
For sure!!! Less dusting and cleaning in them!!!
Do worms wear tennis shoes?
Dorothy39
08-16-2006, 12:33 PM
Do They ever!!!!! Geeez, When I pull weeds after a heavy rain, my Lord!!!!
(and they buy those cheap ones too!!!!--from Wal Mart!!)Yuck!!!!
Galveston Bay, Kansas, Michigan--- What comes next?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-16-2006, 12:57 PM
Why the land of OZ, of course!!! :D
Do oysters sing?
Dorothy39
08-16-2006, 01:18 PM
NO!!! That Walrus and That Carpenter had Eaten , every one!! :eek:
(I have never eaten an oyster!!!)
What do oysters taste like?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-16-2006, 01:39 PM
I've never tasted one but I hear they taste just like chicken!!
*they look like little green gallbladders, however!!!:eek: *
Why do ducks waddle?
Dorothy39
08-16-2006, 01:47 PM
Those poor ducks, NO ARMS!!!! ( Just those wings to steady them !!!!)
Because, they can't work out with "weights", so , everything justs goes, well, you know where!!!! :rolleyes:
Did Dorothy Gale ever get even with Miss. Gulch?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-16-2006, 02:02 PM
They actually became good friends. Toto would even help "water" her garden! ;)
Does Mickey Mouse ever wear long pants?
Dorothy39
08-16-2006, 02:52 PM
okay, this is still the wrong game!!!
Does Mickey Mouse wear long pants? :rolleyes:
Nope, he doesn't even attend premieres these days.(Walt is dead? or is he frozen?) :rolleyes:
I have read, on Yahoo, that he and Minnie currently live in a retirement nudist colony!! :eek:
What do Mickey and Minnie do for kicks and giggles now?? :eek:
momoffuzzyfaces
08-16-2006, 02:59 PM
They sit around and watch cheese mold!!! High excitement to be sure!!! :eek:
What is a doodle?
Dorothy39
08-16-2006, 03:03 PM
An "al dente" noodle!!!!
Does a watched pot really boil? :rolleyes:
momoffuzzyfaces
08-16-2006, 03:05 PM
No they are too shy and prefer to get steamed when alone!!!
Just how crazy IS a bed bug?
Dorothy39
08-16-2006, 06:53 PM
Crazier than a *^it House Rat!!!! :D
What is Cold Cream?
Almita
08-16-2006, 06:57 PM
its milk getting cooked in the microwave
what is ice cream?
Dorothy39
08-16-2006, 07:21 PM
frozen Nivia!!!!! :D
Where do the fairies go during HOT weather???
Why, they play inside smelly work boots, of course!
Why did the bionic woman's show get cancelled in the 70s?
because she ate too many peanuts!
Therefore it caused her to go into a sezuire/coma and then frozen in time.
lmao
why don't dogs get brain freeze when eating ice cream? they just love it.?
Dorothy39
08-17-2006, 09:46 AM
dogs seldom get brain freeze because their hearts are just TOO warm!!!!!
Do mother squirrels read stories to their baby squirrels?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-17-2006, 12:33 PM
Of course, they read them stories about silly human children. Really makes the baby squirrels giggle!!!
Can sharks smile?
Dorothy39
08-17-2006, 01:57 PM
Yes, they imitate everything that they see on Television and at the Movie theaters!!!
Where was Howdy Dody buried?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-17-2006, 04:10 PM
He was creamated at a Boy Scout Jamboree. He made a fine fire for roasting marshmallows and making smoors, then was scattered to the four winds.
How many pigs are in a poke?
Dorothy39
08-17-2006, 04:38 PM
come on--You KNOW it is 3!!!!!!!! :D We always poke fun at the Big Bad Wolfie!!!!!!
How big was John Wayne?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-17-2006, 04:40 PM
About yeah high, pilgram! ;)
Did Jack ever go back up the bean stalk?
Dorothy39
08-17-2006, 04:46 PM
Yes, didn't you read all about that??? Jack left the Goose's Magic Food in the Castle!!!! (must be the greed got to him!!!)
What kind of shampoo did Goldilocks use? ( I'm sure she tinted her hair later in life) :rolleyes:
Tegrin. She had a nasty case of dandruff. That is how the bears found her....the trail. :D
Set me straight. Was Cinderella's glass shoe a Prada?
Or a knock off?
Dorothy39
08-18-2006, 04:13 AM
Sad to say, The Fairy God Mother confessed that she congoured up that pair of "Slippers" from" Payless!!!!" :rolleyes:
Has anyone kept up with Cinderella? Is she still married to the Prince?
No he was an alcoholic who embarrassed her at the ball.
But he is in A.A. now and has joint custody of the kids. Cinderella is now selling Mary Kay cosmetics. And she and the Prince are the best of friends. :D :p :D
GreyhoundGirl
08-18-2006, 07:57 AM
:confused: What's the next question?
OOps. My bad.
What color of cotton candy is the healthiest?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-18-2006, 12:47 PM
Pink because it's heart healthy!!!
What ever happened to the Lone Ranger's pal Tonto?
Dorothy39
08-18-2006, 01:34 PM
Pink because it's heart healthy!!!
What ever happened to the Lone Ranger's pal Tonto?
Oh MY God!!!!!!!! :D
What ever happened to Tonto??? :eek:
He wrote a best seller, Lonely Me, and retired in Buenos Aires with all the money he made in Royalties!!! Under the pen name, Chemo Sabe ;)
Can birds wear lipstick?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-18-2006, 06:26 PM
:D
Sure they can. Their favorite color is red except the flamingo's. They like a berry color best.
Did Cindy Bear ever make time with Yogi?
From what I can ascertain, yes, but it's probably just gossip. :D
Which wine is best to drink while dancing? White or Red?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-18-2006, 06:55 PM
White for sure! It doesn't show up as bad when you spill it while spinning around the dance floor!!!
What ever happened to Yogi and Boo Boo Bear?
Dorothy39
08-19-2006, 01:13 AM
They still hang with the rest of the Hanna Barbara has beens at Yogi's Forest Condo!!
Where is Chatty Cathy now-a-days?( can she still talk?)
pitc9
08-19-2006, 08:19 AM
She floated down river during the last flood and hasn't been heard from since.
Why don't dogs have thumbs?
Because then they'd drive and there are already too many cars on the road. :D
What do you think about when you are clipping/filing your animals claws?
Dorothy39
08-19-2006, 09:33 AM
They don't need thumbs, they grasp onto people and things better with out them!! ;)
Can dogs hitch hike? :eek:
momoffuzzyfaces
08-19-2006, 12:56 PM
Looks like I have two to answer:
Zoey, when I clip my cat's nails all I think about is trying to survive or a tropical island, which ever comes to mind first!
Dorothy Dogs can't hitch hike because they don't have thumbs!
What ever happened to the Jolly Green Giant?
Dorothy39
08-19-2006, 06:26 PM
That nasty little "Nibblet " tripped him!!! On purpose!! :D He destroyed the set, after breaking a hip. They fired him, and a law suit is pending. I still like his sweet corn though.
Where is the- Hamm's (Beer) Bear- these days? :rolleyes:
...sleeping it off.
Who is the pop & dough boy's girlfriend?
Dorothy39
08-19-2006, 06:47 PM
Polly Pocket!!!!! His PITA PLAYMATE!!!! :D
Mickey had Minnie, Donald had Daisy. and even Chip and Dale got a little action, but, what about Goofy??? :rolleyes:
Didn't he have Pluto, the dog??
They hung out together, but it was purely platonic.
I heard Goofy is happily married and living in Toledo. I think her name is Georgette. :D
Which Hawaiian Island grows the most coconuts, and why?
Dorothy39
08-19-2006, 08:45 PM
I think it is Moui? :D but I'm not sure :D ( did I spell that right) laughing while typing!!!
something to do with Peter Paul Mounds I think!!! ;)
Do dogs , living in the Hawiian Islands, eat clams? :eek:
haha!! lmao!! ;)
You spelled it right, because this is the *wrong* game, tee hee.
mounds are so yummy.
Yes, those Hawaiian dogs eat clams, and try to eat the shells too. :eek:
Do surfing dogs prefer to use their own boards, or share?
Dorothy39
08-19-2006, 09:08 PM
Okay, I'm looking up the correct spelling of that Island, anyway!!! :D
Surfing dogs do not share surf board, talk about wipe out of the Chihuahua surf board!!!! :eek: that Great Dane had guts, that's all I can say!!!!
Where can I find " Puffa Puffa Rice", from Kellogg's (sweetened -the Island way) ( It's MAUI!!! ;) )
It depends. If you're looking for the cereal, the hardware store has that. If you're talking about that *Puff* rap singer, I hear he's in Vegas! :p :D
What's the best remedy for a stomach ache?
Dorothy39
08-19-2006, 11:26 PM
change the station on your radio, rap has been known to cause gas build up !!! :D ( all that puff!!!)
What is writers' block?
Danegirl2208
08-19-2006, 11:52 PM
change the station on your radio, rap has been known to cause gas build up !!! :D ( all that puff!!!)
What is writers' block?
LMAO dorthy...you are too much!!! :D :D
anyways... :p
writers block is where a few good writers come together and run arounfd the block..didnt you know??!
How many states does the USA have?
Dorothy39
08-20-2006, 12:08 AM
That depends on the next election,!!! :D right now, there are 50 states, but, hey, that can change!!!!! (where is Abe??? :eek: )
What is a can-can dance? Have any Pet Talkers seen one demonstated?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-20-2006, 01:00 PM
I've seen a can-can dance. It's truely amazing! At night, after everyone is supposed to be asleep, all the cans jump off the shelf and dance around the room. I snuck in and saw it one night! :eek: I will never be the same!!! :eek:
Do ducks like chocolate?
Almita
08-20-2006, 02:51 PM
yes because it has bunnies on them
why do we have food channels?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-20-2006, 03:57 PM
So we will have something to watch besides sports!!!!
What do you do with a camera?
Almita
08-20-2006, 04:04 PM
you use it to call your family and friends!
what do you do with a keyboard?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-20-2006, 04:17 PM
I use mine to hold snacks!!!
Why do kangaroos hop?
Almita
08-20-2006, 04:19 PM
cuz the ground is too cold
why are tomatos red?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-20-2006, 04:49 PM
They are embarrassed; hanging out there on the vine in their altogether like that!!! :o
What ever happened to the Back Street Boys?
Dorothy39
08-20-2006, 05:55 PM
I-pod!!!! :rolleyes: :D
Where is Weird Al??? Is he with "Waldo"?( I can't find him!!!)
momoffuzzyfaces
08-21-2006, 01:07 PM
Yep, last I heard they were lost in the woods looking for Smokey the Bear!!!
What happened to Gomer Pyle?
GreyhoundGirl
08-21-2006, 01:11 PM
Who's Pyle Gomer? :rolleyes:
Was the man on the moon really on the moon?
( Pictures of Apollo astronauts erecting a US flag on the Moon show the flag bending and rippling. How can that be? After all, there's no breeze on the Moon.... )
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j314/greyhoundgirl_2006/12345fakemoon.jpg
Dorothy39
08-21-2006, 01:26 PM
Gomer Pyle said "Shazzam" once too often, and in later years, he thought he was a dog .
Oh, and Greyhound girl, That moon photo was fixed, it was really staged in an open root cellar!!!(Gomer Pyle was a character on the Andy Griffith Show. His real name was Jim Nabors. His character created a spin off from that show titled:Gomer Plye U.S.M.C.) ;)
How far can a flying squirrel really fly (Rocky :rolleyes: )
momoffuzzyfaces
08-21-2006, 04:48 PM
6 feet, straight down!!! :eek:
Do slugs have teeth?
Dorothy39
08-21-2006, 04:56 PM
only those that receive their regular check-ups!!!!
How far is a stone throw?(She saw the squirrel land just a stones' throw away) :eek:
momoffuzzyfaces
08-21-2006, 05:00 PM
It depends on which way the wind is blowing. If you throw a stone with the wind it will go farther. If you through one against the wind, it may land on your head.
Do birds ever shake their booties?
Dorothy39
08-21-2006, 05:10 PM
I've seen several "pool side" parties out at the bird bathe!!!! " Mama, shake that thing," said Rockin Robin!!! :eek: They leave behind such a mess too!!!
How often do most birds hold family reunions?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-21-2006, 06:03 PM
Only one a year but it lasts all summer long!!!
Do worms have toes?
Only when they've illegally parked their cars....
*tows* okay nevermind. :rolleyes: :D
Are you practicing your healthy ergonomics as you read this?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-21-2006, 08:35 PM
*tows* hee hee :D
Yep, I'm eating a big old chocolate bar!!! All those antioxidents are good for you!
Is cake really fattening? :eek:
Dorothy39
08-21-2006, 09:34 PM
No, it is at the top of the food pryamid!!! All that energy, why let it just sit on a plate? As for fattening, it never put an ounce on my rump!!!!!!!!
Do mice really celebrate Christmas?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-22-2006, 12:37 PM
Sure! They love it!!! They get all sorts of goodies from sloppy humans (Santa) dropping cooking crumbs all over the place!!!
Can monkeys roller skate?
GreyhoundGirl
08-22-2006, 12:57 PM
Of course, they just need a lot of shoes, for their 11 feet. ( you don't see it often because they claim it's very hard to find odd-numbers of rollar blades. :rolleyes: )
When you look st the sun, why does it appear yellow?
Because it's really a big bright emoticon smiley. :)
You didn't know that? teehee
Why do I suddenly like music from the 50s?
Dorothy39
08-23-2006, 08:39 AM
Because, you played the Wrong Game, on Pet Talk!!!! ;)
Did Buddy Holly really die?
Not yet. He and Elvis are running a Holiday Inn, in Reno.
:D :D
How many movies are in the average video/DVD collection?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-23-2006, 12:49 PM
18 million, 400,000 and 2 and a half!!!
Do elephants burp?
Dorothy39
08-23-2006, 06:19 PM
Yes, and loudly!!!! The jungle gets pretty noisy during Tarzans all night parties!!!!!
Which PT member is the worst at forgetting questions?
hint: Zoey *chuckle* :D :D :D
Dorothy39
08-23-2006, 08:13 PM
Yes, and loudly!!!! The jungle gets pretty noisy during Tarzans all night parties!!!!!
:D :D :D This is so funny, I just remembered that I didn't ask a question on the wrong game, had to get back on line before I was caught in the act!!!!!! :D :D YOU CAUGHT ME!!!!!!!!!! :D
Ah, answer to that question would be---------Glinda the Good Witch!!!(Billie Burke was a fluff head) :D
What ever happened to "Post Crispy Critters? :eek:
Ha ha! I do it too, Dorothy!! ;) I givin' you a hard time. :cool: :D :)
Post Crispy Critters?
Well, I think they were eaten by some anteaters.
We tried to tell them the critters were not ants. But they wouldn't listen, and they gobbled them away. :( I think a couple escaped though.
Knowing what an important nutritional staple chocolate is, what symptoms can occur in a chocolate-free diet? :D
momoffuzzyfaces
08-24-2006, 12:53 PM
:eek: A CHOCOLATE FREE DIET? I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE SUCH A THING!!!
BUT: I've heard that you get so skinny a good tail wind will blow you to Texas! no matter where you live!!!
Why can't you roller skate in a buffalo heard?
Dorothy39
08-24-2006, 10:31 PM
It makes the skate key "sticky", thus, when it is someone else's turn, they fume!!! as they dig through the dung!!!!! You must remember to let go of their tails just at the right time too!!! :eek:
and, yes, I did remember to ask a question!!! :eek: :D (almost hit submit again!!!)
Where do buffalo, (those with wings) fly to? (I;ve got a bad case of the "giggles") :rolleyes:
The_Duck
08-24-2006, 11:04 PM
Chicago, to beat up on the Bulls. :p
Why do birds have wings?
Dorothy39
08-25-2006, 12:39 AM
It saves time-money---and no screening at airports to contend with!!! :eek:
Why does a frog need wings? :D (here comes those giggles again!!!) :eek: :D
momoffuzzyfaces
08-25-2006, 12:41 PM
So he can stop being jealous of birds he sees flying overhead!
ZOOOM! There goes another flying frog!!! and people thought bird POOP on their head was bad!!! :eek:
How many burps are in a can of pop?
Dorothy39
08-25-2006, 01:39 PM
Only one, commonly known as , "The Fizz Burp"--(it makes your eyes water too)
What kind of rooster is "Foghorn Leghorn?"( Remember the "Widow Hen?") :D
momoffuzzyfaces
08-25-2006, 01:54 PM
He was a male chauvinist pig rooster!!!
Why do black cats like Halloween?
Dorothy39
08-25-2006, 02:48 PM
Because, that is the time of year all the field mice make their homes out of pumpkins, instead of tree trunks!!!! Easier to find catch them I suppose. :rolleyes:
What is the scariest Halloween costume? :rolleyes:
momoffuzzyfaces
08-25-2006, 05:49 PM
Cinderella!!!! Trust me on this!!! :eek:
Can reindeer dance?
The_Duck
08-25-2006, 06:31 PM
Of course they can! But only hip hop. :p
What is the meaning of life?
to love animals and to let them love you.
Do Caribbean tourist spend more on drinks or on souvenirs & gifts?
Dorothy39
08-25-2006, 06:48 PM
Souvivners , of course. Mostly for their dogs :eek:
When does the sun set , on Mars?
late in the day right before night time. :p :D
Is Elvis still really alive??
Dorothy39
08-25-2006, 09:43 PM
Okay, I'll let you in on a little secret ( He was a guest at our house this afternoon) :eek:I had to run to the grocers for banannas!!!!! :eek: :D and I watched him eat those hidious sandwiches!!!!! :eek:
Do scratch and sniff pictures still smell? (after alllll these years?)
The_Duck
08-25-2006, 10:18 PM
They never really had a smell in the first place. It was just your mind playing tricks on you.
Yes or no? :p
No. I would never, could never. Unless there is a surfboard involved. ;)
What is they key ingrediant in a peanut butter shake?
Dorothy39
08-26-2006, 10:32 AM
Oh, the wrong game!!!! :eek:
The key ingredient for a peanut butter shake would definately be "jelly". :eek: grape or strawberry!!!!
Goldilocks, Red Riding Hood, Little Bo Peep, Mary (with her lamb), .........where were they last sited? :eek:
momoffuzzyfaces
08-26-2006, 12:34 PM
Weren't they at the party at your house with Elvis yesterday? :D
How do you make a cookie crumble?
Dorothy39
08-26-2006, 03:18 PM
sneak up on it, then, SCREAM!!!!!! :D :D
What makes bannana go "Bad"? (tomatoes go rotton sometimes too)
Almita
08-26-2006, 03:52 PM
when you dance around the banana
what makes water so clear?
Dorothy39
08-26-2006, 04:56 PM
Obvious, Clear means " toxic" :D :D ,
What is Spring Water, compared to "distilled Water"? They are both clear!! :confused: :D
momoffuzzyfaces
08-26-2006, 05:41 PM
Spring water springs at you when you try to drink it. Distilled water is used in brewing beer?
What does Yabba Dabba Doo mean? :confused: :D
Dorothy39
08-26-2006, 06:07 PM
Common slang for cavemen used while sliding down a Dinosaur's neck!!!
It was first posted on a cave wall, found somewhere in Arizona!!!!
( is this still the WRONG GAME?) :D :D :D :D
What else would Wilma Flintstone wear, besides that white, ragged dress? :rolleyes: ( :D )
Almita
08-26-2006, 07:52 PM
she would wear a leather jacket with leather high heeled boots. *doesn't everyone wear that back in the day?*
why are churros so yummy and sugary?
So they can attract other Churros. :D
Why do tennis balls bounce?
Dorothy39
08-27-2006, 10:44 AM
It must be because of all the "flubber" inside of them!!!!
Does Play Doh still taste delicious? :eek: How about that school paste? :D
Play doh is a bit salty for my taste, but that paste makes a terrific onion dip!!
ewww j/k kids don't try this at home!!!
Why do dogs like to go to the park?
Dorothy39
08-27-2006, 10:52 AM
I think it's because of the "Pidgeon Poop"--and, the junk food that others leave behind!!!!
How does *The Statue of Liberty * itch her nose? :eek:
she has a friend borrow one of those spikes off her hat and itch it that way. But they have to be really careful. Last time her nose got chipped and they had to renovate. :D
What is the best part of the island of American Samoa?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-27-2006, 12:48 PM
Playing ping-pong in the hotel lobby!
Why do spiders make a web?
Almita
08-27-2006, 01:40 PM
So flies can use it as a trampolene.
Why do ducks swim?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-27-2006, 02:35 PM
So they can be extras in the "Jaws" movies.
What are crossword puzzles?
Dorothy39
08-27-2006, 03:03 PM
:D :D Oh My lord!!! :D :D
Luxary Libraries in the Bathroom!!!!!! ( oh , geez, those giggles are on me again!!)
Give me a moment :D :D :D (whew)
Crossword puzzle time , my friends,
Here's the question(laughing and back spacing while laughing and back spacing!!)
Three letter word, okay?( oh, it starts with "E")
Asner and Sullivan (et al)
Can you still play the Wrong Game Now?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-27-2006, 03:22 PM
Asner and Sullivan (et al)
Can you still play the Wrong Game Now?
Barely!!!
Why did Asner and Sullivan eat Al? :eek:
Dorothy39
08-27-2006, 03:34 PM
:D :D Oh My lord, Save me!!!! :D :D :D
Why did Asner and Sullivan eat Al? (that was good!!!) :D
Give me a moment :D ( and Thank-you for the comedy relief!!!) Ahem!!!!!!
OHHHHH!!! :D (GEEZZZ)
Because, Al (the weirdo) made up some lyrics all about them!!!!! :D (burp)
Where are the* McGuire Sisters* today? :eek:
momoffuzzyfaces
08-28-2006, 11:55 AM
Give me a moment :D ( and Thank-you for the comedy relief!!!) Ahem!!!!!!
Where are the* McGuire Sisters* today? :eek:
(heehee) any time!!!
The "McGuire Sisters" are now working in a casino in Vegas!!! They look pretty good in feathers for their age!
momoffuzzyfaces
08-28-2006, 05:13 PM
OOPS! Sorry, I had a senior moment!!!
Why are dogs noses cold and wet sometimes?
Dorothy39
08-28-2006, 05:36 PM
So we can find them, when it is dark!!!
Why do dogs sniff each other, (you know where :eek: )
momoffuzzyfaces
08-28-2006, 05:44 PM
That's their version of Internet Dating!!!
What does the phrase: too pooped to pop, mean?
Dorothy39
08-28-2006, 05:47 PM
I think that means the kernals of corn left out of the "mating season" !!!!
Where does gum really go, when you swallow it?(I still think there is some Doublemint in my Colon!!! :eek: )
momoffuzzyfaces
08-28-2006, 06:00 PM
I'm not sure but I've heard it all goes to Texas!!!
What does: ants in your pants mean?
Dorothy39
08-28-2006, 06:08 PM
:D Ants in the Pants :D
It's a well known phrase~~~ meaning~~~~To much Argo Starch !!!!!!! OUCH!!!!!
What in the World in "Blueing " for, in terms of Laundry suppliments? :rolleyes:
momoffuzzyfaces
08-28-2006, 06:11 PM
My grannie used to use Blueing all the time. It made our clothes a lovely shade of blue; what else? ;) We looked like over ripe blueberries come day after laundry day!!!
What is a jitterbug?
Dorothy39
08-28-2006, 06:16 PM
A scene left out of "The Wizard of Oz" :D ( I've sent a little insect ahead, says the wicked witch!!!) :eek:
(I'm giving this dial up a run for the money!!!!) :D :D
What is a poor boy blouse, remember that crap?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-28-2006, 06:19 PM
My dial up is chasing yours!!!
Poor boy blouse? Hmm, I don't remember that one but then I was never a slave to fashion! ;)
I think they were when the older kids in a family were girls and their blouses got handed down to the younger sibs who were boys!!!
How often do you pick a peck of pickles?
Dorothy39
08-28-2006, 07:36 PM
Hummm, Poor boy blouses, with "Pit Stains" :D :D :D
(they were blouses with no collars, plain !!! buttoned up the back!! :rolleyes: )
I pick a peck of peppers ( even hard to type) once a week!!!!( Klassen pickles ;) ) Used to can them, oh well :rolleyes:
Where are all the Sea Wee dolls now?
They went on a yacht excursion to St. Croix
How many leaves are on the average tree?
One, and it is very, very big!!!!
What are library cards for?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-29-2006, 01:25 PM
You take library cards into fast food places and get a free meal!!! YUM!!!
Who is Snagglepuss?
Dorothy39
08-29-2006, 06:29 PM
Rodney Dangerfield, dressed as an animated Cat!!! :cool:
How can anyone get any RESPECT? (Aretha demanded it!!! :eek: )
momoffuzzyfaces
08-29-2006, 06:41 PM
I have no idea! That's something I never get!!! Aretha must have gotten it all!
What are Froot Loops?
Dorothy39
08-29-2006, 06:46 PM
This is "The Wrong Game" :rolleyes:
What are Fruit Loops?
Highway ramps introduced when Pac Man was KING!!!!! ;)
What are erasers used for?
Devices used for saving sinking grapes. :p
Who was Ingrid Magnuson?
oops!
Erasers are used to chew on so you won't chew the pencil paint!
Dorothy39
08-29-2006, 06:49 PM
Devices used for saving sinking grapes. :p
Who was Ingrid Magnuson?
A mistress to Alfred Hitchcock!!!!! :eek: (Steamy!!!)
Do women still wear HIGh Heels?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-29-2006, 08:50 PM
No they finally got sensible and threw them out. Now they wear comfy shoes and are a lot less cranky!!! Some men have been seen trying them out however!
What is Pet Talk?
It is the pracice of mimicking your animals to better communicate with them. "arf arf oo oo rauff rau-u-ff!!"
What is the best way to catch finches, escaped from their cage?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-30-2006, 11:37 AM
Zoey, your animal imitations cracked me up!!! :D
To catch finch, you dress up like a big sunflower seed and nab them when they come to eat you!!!
What is a Polaroid camera?
Dorothy39
08-30-2006, 12:56 PM
A dust collecter at a "Good Will Store Near YOu!!! ":D
What is a Poloroid Swinger?(It's more than a Camera, It's almost alive, It's only ~ Nineteen Dollars and Ninety Five) :eek:
Argranade
08-30-2006, 01:00 PM
Its a flower with talking petals? lol
How much money shall you be in 2 years after you finish your job?
Dorothy39
08-30-2006, 02:34 PM
Its a flower with talking petals? lol
How much money shall you be in 2 years after you finish your job?
:rolleyes
I can see Lincoln , on a five dollar bill , if I'm doing my job , right!!! :D
What can I do with a crows' feather?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-30-2006, 04:08 PM
Give it back to the crow. The poor naked thing is probably looking for it!!!
Where is Alaska?
Somewhere near Anchorage, on the African continent.
;)
Why does mackeral smell so fruity?
Dorothy39
08-31-2006, 10:46 AM
It's a mean trick, so you will put them on your breakfast cereal!!!! :eek:
What ever happened to "Sugar Pops Pete?" :rolleyes:
momoffuzzyfaces
08-31-2006, 12:39 PM
He's a greeter at Walmart now!!!
What is a kumquat? :eek:
Dorothy39
08-31-2006, 08:04 PM
any Dame who falls for W.C.Fields!!! ;)
What is a Brownie? or a "sprite"? Are they real?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-31-2006, 10:00 PM
Sure are! I ate a brownie and drank a Sprite for a snack today!!! YUMMY!!!
What is a hamburger with the works?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-01-2006, 03:16 PM
Did I kill this thread? :(
pitc9
09-01-2006, 03:25 PM
It's a burger made with banana's and oatmeal.
Why are goosebumps called goosebumps??
momoffuzzyfaces
09-01-2006, 03:36 PM
Because they are like the little bumps gooses get when the walk around bumping into things. That's why most of them prefer to fly!
What is a pancake?
Dorothy39
09-02-2006, 03:03 AM
:D You can't kill this thread!!! :D ( I won't allow it) :D
This is "The Wrong Game, On Pet Talk"!!!!
Ahem,~~ What is a Pancake?(momoffuzzyfaces want to know!!!) ;) :rolleyes:
They are still the same old slap stick that we remember , Moe, Larry and Curley Joe still throw them , on re-runs!!!!! ;)
Do Poppies Grow in Kansas?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-02-2006, 02:03 PM
Sure do!!! Here is a pic of our most popular variety:
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3/MOFF55/th_dandelions.jpg (http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3/MOFF55/dandelions.jpg)
How many toes does a pig have?
Dorothy39
09-02-2006, 04:06 PM
WOW!!!! I have a lot of those poppies too!!!!! :eek:
And, No, pigs do not have any toes, they use their wheels when landing!! :D
Do some Monkeys have Wings? :eek:
momoffuzzyfaces
09-02-2006, 05:30 PM
Sure do! Just ask anyone who ever visited OZ!!! :eek:
What do you do with a doodle?
Dorothy39
09-02-2006, 05:39 PM
You store it in your "doddle" drawer?
Where can you properly store "lint"?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-02-2006, 05:42 PM
In your belly button, of course!!
Is the Loch Ness monster real?
Dorothy39
09-02-2006, 08:13 PM
Of course, Nessy is real!!! According to the latest reports, , He has even been spotted on shore now!!! :eek: Harrassing the tourists for snack food! :D
What is a U.F.O.? :eek:
momoffuzzyfaces
09-03-2006, 12:24 PM
It's a rock group that was popular in the 60s called :
Uptight Figs Object!!! They played at lots of peace rallies!!!
What is a laboratory?
Dorothy39
09-03-2006, 07:18 PM
Igor's Playboy Pad!!!! :eek:
Did Frankenstein really marry her ? ( remember his bride?) :eek:
momoffuzzyfaces
09-04-2006, 01:11 PM
No, he caught her messing around with the Wolf Man and dumped her!!!
By the way, what ever happend to the Wolf Man?
Dorothy39
09-04-2006, 01:27 PM
He got fed up the the special effects technicians forcing him to reveal too much!!!! He shaved , and went into politics!!! :eek:
What does Mighty Mouse do for a living these days?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-04-2006, 02:09 PM
He's retired now and watching the grandkids!!!
What about Chip and Dale?
They are going to perform a duet on american idol, so they are in rehearsals.
*the hip, - hop - the hippy to the hipp hippy hop and ya' don't stop rockin' to the bang bang boogy say up jump the boogy to the rythm of the boogedy bee.*
Dorothy39
09-05-2006, 08:12 PM
They are going to perform a duet on american idol, so they are in rehearsals.
*the hip, - hop - the hippy to the hipp hippy hop and ya' don't stop rockin' to the bang bang boogy say up jump the boogy to the rythm of the boogedy bee.*
:D :D :D :D
I'm relieved you didn't remember to ask a question!!!( that's usually my habit!!! :eek: ( I couldn't have anwered it anyway!!!)
That was great Zoey!!!!!!! ;)
When will Chip and Dale appear on American Idol? :eek:
Almita
09-05-2006, 08:39 PM
They will be on American Idol in 2201
What is the deal with root beer?
Dorothy39
09-05-2006, 08:48 PM
Are you sure? Maybe you typed that wrong!!! :eek: :D
Maybe you meant 2021!!! :D
Root Beer?
That is slang, a Root Beer is "fired brewed beer" I think :confused: :D
What is an Orange Crush?
Almita
09-05-2006, 08:51 PM
yep exactly 2201
repeats questions whats up with all this rootbeer?
Dorothy39
09-05-2006, 08:53 PM
I did the Ol Dorothy reply with asking the question again :D
Dial up makes me sick, you can reply and post while I edit!!!! :D
Almita
09-05-2006, 08:55 PM
oh okie
Orange Crush is the turtle from Finding Nemo just turned orange
what is television?
Dorothy39
09-05-2006, 09:08 PM
It was a form of Video Entertainment in the 20th Century!!! ;)
What is a television tube tester? :eek:
A telivision tube tester is a quiz you have to take after you're favorite soap or comedy, to make sure you were paying atteniton. :D Gee i thought everyone knew that. :D
What is the latest dance craze?
Dorothy39
09-06-2006, 09:08 AM
The "Head Mop" is gaining in popularity up here. We just get down on all fours and sweep the dance floor , using our hair!!!! (it is more fun if everyone else is doing the same dance) :eek:
What is Hair Spray? :D
momoffuzzyfaces
09-06-2006, 03:56 PM
A deodorant for bunnies!!!
What is a video tape?
Dorothy39
09-06-2006, 05:49 PM
packing material , like, stringy foam peanuts, only dark and shiny!!!
What is a blackboard?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-06-2006, 05:59 PM
Wasn't he a famous pirate with lots of hair on his face?
What do you do with a telephone?
You freeze it and top it with chocolate sauce, stawberries, nuts and whip cream. yummy. :D :D
Which part of the tree do you start on, when trimming it?
pitc9
09-07-2006, 08:44 AM
It's easiest to start in your neighbors yard... this way you an get a running start!
Why are pants called pants??
Dorothy39
09-07-2006, 09:25 AM
Because you pull up, then stop!!!!! It gets rather tiresome, thus, We Pant!!! :p
Is a Merry Go Round still Merry?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-07-2006, 12:51 PM
It's absolutely giddy!!!!
What is cologne?
It's an attraction potion that ironically is very annoying in elevators.
What is a paper towel?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-08-2006, 11:36 AM
A very large extra strong hankie!!!
Where do mice live?
Dorothy39
09-08-2006, 12:51 PM
Well to do mice live on the outskirts of corn and wheat fields . Their beautifully built homes are all the go in "Mouse Musing Real Estate"So, watch your step when you go for a field walk!!!!! :eek:
What is a Fox Den?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-08-2006, 12:58 PM
It's a bar where the Fox news team go to hang out.
What is soap?
A tool utilized by parents to deter mouthy children.
*don't try this at home* :p
Why are mountain bikes' tires knobby?
Dorothy39
09-09-2006, 08:36 AM
These "tire treads" serve as * visual support* when your "knees" feel like the mountain is getting the upper hand!!! Get a grip on it!!!!!! ;)
When do the Cows usually come home? :D
momoffuzzyfaces
09-09-2006, 12:06 PM
Here in Kansas they usually come home in time for breakfast!!! They love their chow!!!
What is a snickerdoodle?
A snickerdoodle is a rare breed parrot/poodle hybrid!
They have a sense of humour and laugh like hyenas. :D
Why is ceiling up high?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-09-2006, 05:36 PM
A high ceiling gives the spiders more room to swing from their webs! They hate swinging out only to drag their tiny bottoms on the floor!!!
Can monkeys count?
Dorothy39
09-09-2006, 08:54 PM
They most certainly can count!!!!! One of them even taught "The Count" (on Sesame Street ) how to go crazzzy .
What did Dorothy Gale dream about that was the color "YELLOW?" :eek:
SPINACH!
What does this smiley mean::confused:?
Dorothy39
09-09-2006, 09:01 PM
It means that you LOVE Spinach!!! Especially the Canned variety from Save A Lot stores!!!! :D
Did Olive Oyl ever marry Popeye? :eek:( Where in the heck did Sweet Pea come from?) :eek:
momoffuzzyfaces
09-10-2006, 12:28 PM
No, she married Bluto! They don't talk about where Sweet Pea came from! :eek:
What is an animal cracker?
Almita
09-10-2006, 01:33 PM
it's a cracker with Racecars on it!!!
what is a drawing?
Dorothy39
09-10-2006, 04:24 PM
A drawing is an old custom, dating back to the late 40's , early 50's. It was often customary for rural folks to bring a pail of HOT water to new home owners to take their first bath in a home without plumbing, hence the name, Drawing the Bath Water!!!!!! :D shortened to Drawing!!!! :eek:
What does a computer technician do?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-10-2006, 06:15 PM
He changes the oil in your car!!!
What does a fog horn do?
Dorothy39
09-10-2006, 06:36 PM
It just wakes you up, like a train whistle does!!!!!! :eek:
Yeah, I know you are there, but I can't see you!!!! :rolleyes:
Is Groucho Marx still funny? :D
momoffuzzyfaces
09-10-2006, 06:50 PM
Yes, just ask his wife!!!
Why do some cats like to sleep tummy up?
Dorothy39
09-10-2006, 07:31 PM
Cats are confident that they can land on all four feet!! They sleep "tummy up:" , knowing they are in Good Standing with Physics!!!! :D
How many scare crows are there in Kansas this fall?
Almita
09-10-2006, 08:13 PM
There are 569 Scare Crows in kansas
What color is a coke can?
Dorothy39
09-10-2006, 08:19 PM
Oh come on , almita, :D
We know that it is "green" :D ( that was great, by the way)
Why is Coca-Cola such an American Icon? what is a Classic Coke now-a-days? :confused:
Almita
09-10-2006, 08:23 PM
Hmm i never knew that i always thought it was Root Beer :confused:
Why did the Chicken swing on the swings?
Dorothy39
09-10-2006, 08:27 PM
Because, the Roosters were watching their coop, just waiting for a "Swinger" :D
Why do we depend on those hens, for all of their EGGS?
Almita
09-10-2006, 08:29 PM
Well... Where else can we have our bacon from???
Why do we have rubber bands on our guitar? Is it like a band name?
Dorothy39
09-10-2006, 08:35 PM
I think we keep those "rubber bands" on that guitar neck so we won't loose our place!!!! :D( like a book mark , perhaps)
What is a G string?
Almita
09-10-2006, 08:38 PM
A G string is a string that is designed to look like a G.
What is the deal with television??
Dorothy39
09-10-2006, 09:02 PM
Television was just a post war Hoax!!!
It merely wetted our thirst for entertainment in its infancy, but alas, the Well Went Dry. There is no Televison anymore!!!!! :rolleyes:
Can we still buy Televisions? :eek:
Almita
09-10-2006, 09:03 PM
Yes you have to pay them with 7938 pieces of dog food!
How Crazy is that???
What is a castle?
Dorothy39
09-10-2006, 09:11 PM
:D Your good at this game!!! :D
A castle is a very small dwelling, with few furnishings. There are no remains left of these humble huts!!!!!
What happened to all those Nintendo Games? :eek:
Almita
09-10-2006, 09:12 PM
They got stuck in my garage... Oops i wasn't suppose to tell anyone about that....my bad. ;)
Where did the milk go from the glass?
Dorothy39
09-10-2006, 09:17 PM
Hey, We just can't cry over that" swallowed milk", can we? :D (at least we didn't spill it, right) but really, where does that Milk really go? :rolleyes:
anyways, Bless that Cow!!!! ;)
Where does Chocolate Milk come from?
Almita
09-10-2006, 09:20 PM
hehe!!!!
Also Thanks Dorothy! you are good at this game as well!
Of course everyone knows Chocolate Milk comes from the Brown Bear from the big blue house! Or was i the only one that knew that?? hmm... tough question..
What happened to the Three Stooges?
Dorothy39
09-10-2006, 09:25 PM
The Three Stooges are still quite ALIVE!!! None of them passed on, Curly Joe has his own Web Site!!!!! :eek:
Do transformers still amaze us?
Almita
09-10-2006, 09:29 PM
Transformers? I thought they were the power rangers... hmm i guess they changed their name..
Why do we have headphones?
Dorothy39
09-10-2006, 09:36 PM
:D Head phones were invented to penetrate the ear wax that results when we listen to too much static!!!! :D
Why does the guitar sound so cool?
Almita
09-10-2006, 10:00 PM
Because i'm the one that teaches everyone how to play the guitar from my experience on it
How do you play a triangle?
Dorothy39
09-10-2006, 11:13 PM
Okay , this is The Wrong Game, :rolleyes:
How do you PLAY the triangle?
I just go into the middle , and listen to all three sides. ( ding!!!!) :D
Where do" Fairies " sleep during Winter? :eek:
Almita
09-10-2006, 11:26 PM
They sleep inside the coke cans duh i even sleep in them during the winter
where do you get music?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-11-2006, 12:26 PM
You get music by grasshoppers rubbing their hind legs together!
What does "my bad" mean?
Dorothy39
09-11-2006, 03:19 PM
You get music by grasshoppers rubbing their hind legs together!
What does "my bad" mean?
:eek: :D
That's Baby talk, for "My DAD!!!!!" You might also hear , My Bom, My bid bister, my butter, and my bog Buddy. :D
Do Leaprechauns pay Taxes?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-11-2006, 04:30 PM
Not very often! It's hard for the IRS to find them because they are such wee little folk!!! ;)
What is a burp? :eek:
Dorothy39
09-11-2006, 04:45 PM
:D
Not very often! It's hard for the IRS to find them because they are such wee little folk!!! ;)
What is a burp? :eek:
:D :D
Give me a Break!!!!!! :D (OOOOOOOh~~~ I needed that laugh attack)
A burp is Brain Gas!!!!! :cool:
What is a Kit Kat Bar? :eek:
momoffuzzyfaces
09-11-2006, 04:56 PM
That's a granola bar for cats made out of crunchie food and cat nip!!!
What is a message in a bottle used for?
Dorothy39
09-11-2006, 05:02 PM
I found one in our Bath tub just the other day, and , I read it. :rolleyes:
Same ol Spider ( he is sure a Ham) I blotted off my lipstick with it!!!! :eek:
Where do Organ Grinders get their Monkeys?
momoffuzzyfaces
09-11-2006, 05:09 PM
From Monkey Mart on 6th street!!!
Why do dogs bark?
Dorothy39
09-11-2006, 05:27 PM
They really don't BARK at all!!! :eek: Their vocal cords , being different than ours, are spoken WORDS!!!!! Cats know what they are really saying, but, just try to get that information!!!!!! :rolleyes:
Where is Redi Kilowatt now?
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