lynnestankard
05-16-2002, 07:49 AM
Hope nobody is offended:-
Cat In Heaven
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat. Anything you desire is yours.'
The cats says, 'Well, all my life I've had to sleep on hardwood floors.'
God gives the cat a big fluffy pillow.
A few days later, 6 mice arrive in Heaven. God meets them and makes them the same offer that He made the cat.
The mice said, 'All our lives we've had to run from cats, dogs and crazy women with brooms. With a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore.'
God instantly gives each mouse a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing.
'How are you? Are you happy here?'
The cat says, 'I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are just delicious!'
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Lynne
Cat In Heaven
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat. Anything you desire is yours.'
The cats says, 'Well, all my life I've had to sleep on hardwood floors.'
God gives the cat a big fluffy pillow.
A few days later, 6 mice arrive in Heaven. God meets them and makes them the same offer that He made the cat.
The mice said, 'All our lives we've had to run from cats, dogs and crazy women with brooms. With a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore.'
God instantly gives each mouse a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing.
'How are you? Are you happy here?'
The cat says, 'I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are just delicious!'
http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/lilly/laugh1blue.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/lilly/laugh1blue.gif
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Lynne