Play "The wrong game" !

[JALB]

All gorillas speak French. Why do we have blankets?

[Dorothy39]

one species that I have read about, ( mountain Gorillas!!! very sexy too)

OHH la la!!!


Where is the Titanic? I have heard that someone located this Ocean Liner!!!

[DrKym]

we have blankets to entice rats to sleep and the titanic is located in the hills of appalachia although it hasnt been discoved yet.


what is my hair color?

[Almita]

purple


how old am i?

[Dorothy39]

You just had it bleached? right?


it is bright, I can say that !!!

What are lightning bugs all lit up for?

[DrKym]

you were 169 last thursday


what is a mouses favorite food?

[Almita]

chicken

what is the color of the water?

[Dorothy39]

you were 169 last thursday


what is a mouses favorite food?
Roast duck, I am still in The Wrong Game, don't forget it either!!!


Who is John Lennon?

[Dorothy39]

Roast duck, I am still in The Wrong Game, don't forget it either!!!


Who is John Lennon?

John says water is red!!! :p ..

What are the Rockettes?

[DrKym]

they are a band of singing squirrels,
dorothy ck your email on PT

and my hair is never bleached it is naturally purple as answered earlier lmao


what is the beatles best known song?

[Almita]

they are a band of singing squirrels,
dorothy ck your email on PT

and my hair is never bleached it is naturally purple as answered earlier lmao


what is the beatles best known song?


haha i knew i was right about purple hair


the beatles best song is the orange submarine

what is a couch?

[DrKym]

a couch is submarine which is a marine who is shorter than most



what are my dog breeds?

[Almita]

snake cat and snail!


what are thuderstorms?

[DrKym]

they are firework shows for the ppl of mousehunt va.


what is a mountain?

[Dorothy39]

a mountain you ask?

this is a portion of landscape quite easlily scaled!!!

(read your PM)


What is a great lake?

[DrKym]

it is the opposite of a bad one



what is a mound of termites filled with?

[Dorothy39]

it is filled with the residue you bought from the exterminator!!!

Those termites are wild critters, hard to kill!!!

Why do endangered species live on, and on?

[DrKym]

To retain grant money from the USDA


what is a flipper?

[Dorothy39]

:D :D :D

A flipper" You might not even know about his one dear.
A "Flipper" is a television program about a Collie dog. Fascinating creature!!!

(read your pm, your PMS) :D

They call him, Lassie, Lassie, Lassie!! :D


What does A.C./D.C. really mean, like, is this just the name of a crazy band from the 70's?

[DrKym]

AC/DC is the code word used by pygmy goats to stage hostile takeovers of dairy farms.

I did read pm sent you a reply

what was maya& inkys mom thinking when she gave us this addiction?

[Dorothy39]

I feel she is a gardener who may have cultivated "hated" on the internet, mainly, on Pet Talk!!!!

She ought to be arrested for this torture!!!


Where is the state called Illinois? Is it on the U.s. Map?

[DrKym]

Illinois is the last star in the nebula of mars it is not a state of the union


what color is Rusty?

[Dorothy39]

a bright, sunny, shiny color!!


Bright yelllow, more on the whiter side of yellow


What are weed wackers used for?

[JALB]

It's for getting whacked by a weed!

What is a rumor?

[DrKym]

A fact based in whole or part on the dogs left knee predicting rain


what is a simile?

[Dorothy39]

That , of course , is a horrid , slanderous ,knife cutting mark , left with the signiture of someone who wants to hurt You!!!


Are knives really sharp?

[DrKym]

ROFL ::gasps:: knives are not sharp due to the fact that they are an eating utensil.


what is denmarks favorite song?

btw read your pm

[Dorothy39]

God Save the Queen ,!!! ( read it )


What is elastic used for?

[DrKym]

elastic is used to clarify telephone reception

what happens when you fall off the edge of purple?

[Dorothy39]

Falling off the edge of purple usually means, Great time, a bounty of wealth.

Prince does not know the meaning of this color!!!


What makes all of us laugh?

[JALB]

What makes all of us laugh is people jumping on us.

What is a person?

[DrKym]

sad movies


what is the smell of elderberries?

[Dorothy39]

the joyous , refreshing odor , of horse manure.
Gosh, I so love that smell.



What is a "summer breeze"?

[JALB]

A winterstorm.

What are chairs for?

[DrKym]

for throwing icicles in silly



what is a dobermann?

[JALB]

A man who has lots of dogs.

What's a poodle?

[DrKym]

the wet spot after a rain


what color is my cat?

[Dorothy39]

now, come on, we all know what a poodle is.

it is the word that occurs on your screen when you don't type the right keys,''

NOODLE, but of course you hit that blastest letter, "P", thus, Poodle.

What company makes "Cheerios"?

I'm out of here!!!!

[Dorothy39]

But, I will be back , in the Next episide of--The Wrong Game!!!
Kirk Out,

Keep this thread going!!!

[JALB]

Same one that built your house.

Why do we have houses?

[DrKym]

we have houses to shelter us from stoves

what is the square root of 45?

[JALB]

One million.

What is a staple?

[DrKym]

flower bulbs


what is a mastiff?

[JALB]

It is a stiff mass.

What is a German Shepherd?

[zoomer]

A shepherd from Germany

What do we take showers for?

[JALB]

They make us get dirty.

Why do we brush our teeth?

[zoomer]

To suck up bristles.

Why do we wear watches?

[JALB]

So that we can watch movies.

What is a video game?

[mustlovedogs]

A video game is something that we don't stare at the TV and sit on the couch and play. We go outside in the fresh air...that's called a video game!


What is Paint Shop Pro/Photoshop?

[Danegirl2208]

where i get my car fixed..HELLO!!? ;)

Why do we lock our doors whenever we leave the house?

[Miss Z]

We wouldn't want our tables to get up and just walk out the house whilst we're gone now, would we? o__0

How come we work so hard and never seem to have a better life than others who don't work as hard?:p

[Dorothy39]

It must be our values, our ethics, our common virtues, hard working people are not at all rich!!! ;)


What is a ostriche?

[DrKym]

a tall girl that dances at radio city music hall



what is an Icee?

[sparks19]

A hot pocket

What colour do you get when you mix red and blue?

[DrKym]

yellow


what is the average speed for a fly?

[Dorothy39]

the speed of light, those little buggers are impossible to see :eek:

Do lizzards keep diary's , personal journals?

[DrKym]

no they are to busy marketing SoBe drinks


how many People really fit in a 6 passenger car?

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

100

How many cars do you own?

[sparks19]

100

How many cars do you own?


64 1/2

How many hairs are on your head

[DrKym]

2 both purple!


how many replies will this game recieve?

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

2 !!

How old is the my dog?

[Dorothy39]

i have just "one" strand left, and I wash it CAREFULLY!!


What is "the fork in the road" all about?

[Dorothy39]

2 !!

How old is the my dog?
16, I've heard your dog is taking Driver's Training!!!

How old is my cat?

[Dorothy39]

2 both purple!


how many replies will this game recieve?
very few I am sure, as, it is soooo boring.


Why don't nurses wear those funny hats anymore?

[sparks19]

16, I've heard your dog is taking Driver's Training!!!

How old is my cat?


well I have heard rumors your cat is linked to ancient egypt :D

What planet do we live on?

[Dorothy39]

and now a reply from Maya and Inka's Mommy!!

[Dorothy39]

:D :D :D

Pluto, it's a Dog eat Dog planet.

What is a pulsar? I mean, why do we want to know?

[Dorothy39]

just forget about the nurses's hats!!!

[DrKym]

a pulsar is what registers your heartbeat silly!


what color hair does my husband have?

[Dorothy39]

He is bald, get used to it!!! :eek:


Do men really wipe counter tops off?

[DrKym]

only after baking pies


how many fireflies does it take to light a basement?

[JALB]

zero, it lights itself.

What is a bug?

[Dorothy39]

My pet firefly, named Watt, works fine for me.


What happened to Mary's Little Lamb?

[Dorothy39]

zero, it lights itself.

What is a bug?
Alright Jalb!!!

a bug is a sticky note post , placed within eye contact so we know someone is listening,


What is a blister?

[DrKym]

it is a sign of beauty worn by marilyn monroe!

how many guinea pigs does it take to stage a takeover of mc donalds?

[Dorothy39]

Oh My god!!! You are quick!!!



One, fast food eateries are frightened by hairy spies!!!!


What does, WILD , mean? :confused:

[DrKym]

Wild according to best dictionary invented for this game means cuddly


how often do birds fart?

[zoey]

whenever they eat mexican food.
:p

What is a windscreen?

[DrKym]

it is what drive in movies are played on silly!


what is a mexican jumping bean?

[JALB]

It is a kangaroo.

What's a koala?

[Dorothy39]

Slang word, as in "Koala Kab" :p Hey, Kabbie, over here!!!

Do birds sneeze?

[Almita]

yes they sneeze all the time that is why you hear them chirping they are sneezing.


do dogs bark?

[Dorothy39]

Good Heavens, NO,

They talk of course. I am looking for a translation dictionary so I can talk back to them :D


What is as light as a feather?

[GreyhoundGirl]

An overwieght Irish Wolfhound.

What can sit, stay, come and spot all at the same time?

[zoey]

that's easy. It's a fly zapped by a fly swatter.
How many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[Catty1]

A rock and a hard place.

How big is your garden?


Catty1

[Dorothy39]

Lordie, it is huge. I have experts taking care of things of course!!!


What is an M&M?

[Catty1]

Far enough to shake a stick at.


Why is there air?

[Dorothy39]

Good evening Catty1:

Air?

There is air on this planet to keep us afloat. :eek:

without air, we sink to the bottomless pit!!

What are air ships? :D

[zoey]

Ships run on air. That's where sea breeze comes from. ;)
What are pecan pies made of?

[Dorothy39]

parrot droppings!!!!


When you stir your coffee, than tap the spoon on the rim of the cup, do you get rid of every drop?

[pitc9]

Only during full moons.

Why do some dogs have spots?

[JALB]

Someone painted the spots on them.

What is a pillow for?

[zoey]

A feather containter for flying feathers!
What's the best icecream flavor?

[Catty1]

Corduroy.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

[zoey]

10 minutes.
Does a Samoyed pull a sled, and why?

[Catty1]

No, and they do it to get to the other side!


Chocolate or Vanilla?

[zoey]

peppermint
how deep is the bottomless pit?

[Catty1]

Rough and tumble.

Just an idea - something I try to do in this game is change categories...eg, I replied to a question about ice cream flavour by changing the category to TEXTURE - so I replied Corduroy. Or in this case - action.

This is fun!

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

[mustlovedogs]

It takes 5 dogs to change a lightbulb.


How many hands and feet do humans have?

[Dorothy39]

I refuse to give out such Private Information!!! Why, the idea!!!! :eek:



How long will dog hair remain in your nose?

[JALB]

Forever.

Why do we have hair?

[zoey]

so there is a purpose for hair dryers.
Why is July the best month?

[Dorothy39]

Because, we don't blow our noses enough!!!!

Did man ever really land on the moon?

[Dorothy39]

Wow , we posted at the very same moment!!!

Did mankind really land on the moon?

[Dorothy39]

so there is a purpose for hair dryers.
Why is July the best month?
We get to go pick out our Christmas Tree!!! :p

waiting for the full moon!

[Catty1]

Dorothy - need a question from you, hon!

Catty1

[Dorothy39]

I'm all ears Catty1

[Dorothy39]

"Is the Moon out tonight? I don't know if it's cloudy or bright,
cause I only have eyes,

for you,


dear!!! :D

any one? anyone?

[Catty1]

Dorothy - what I meant is you didn't post a question after "waiting for the full moon".

I got confoozed.... :D

Catty1

[Dorothy39]

Wow , we posted at the very same moment!!!

Did mankind really land on the moon?



:D . Oh My god, I am laughing at myself , (I'll send you a pm later) :eek:

[zoey]

sure men have been on the moon. they brought back blue cheese.
What is a calendar?

[Catty1]

Running as fast as it can.

What are shoes for?

[JALB]

Getting old and torn up.

What are socks for?

[Dorothy39]

It is a pump that regulates the amount of gas we put into our tank!!! It can really get out of wack, so watch the Calendar!!!!



Where do we store bobbie pins, (ever heard of em)?
forget this one, go to the next page!!!! :confused:

[Dorothy39]

It is a pump that regulates the amount of gas we put into our tank!!! It can really get out of wack, so watch the Calendar!!!!



Where do we store bobbie pins, (ever heard of em)?
sorry I screwed everyone up.


Socks mate with etts,


name a tune from the 80's

[zoey]

jingle bells
what song made the #1 last week?

[Catty1]

Nineteen to the dozen.

What are yoga spiky balls?

[Dorothy39]

water balloons that we throw at zoo animals during hot weather!!!


What are dumb bells?

[DrKym]

frozen yougurt of course!


How many cats speak Italian?

[Dorothy39]

Only those who want to frustrate Amish Cats :eek:


Why do we carry folding chairs?

[zoey]

So they will do our laundry chores for us.
What's the best part about the beach?

[Dorothy39]

all that dead algae, the beer cans left from hobos, and of course, the bird droppings.


Hey, here's one for Zoey!!!

Who are Peter , Paul and Mary?

[Dorothy39]

I have never been in a chat room, :confused:

clicked onto Zoey profile instead of reply > thing,

if you teach me how to swim, we are a good pair!!! :D

[zoey]

the were the first to do the pepsi challenge.
what music do you hum while cleaning?

[Dorothy39]

That would be RAP!!!!

mop the floor, the floor, swish it some more, Coz the dirt is a comin, from the news at the door, ya mop it-----ya , MOP it!! :D





Do giraffes wear turtle neck sweaters?

[zoey]

LMAO :D
No. Giraffes prefer string bikinis.
Does Bob Dylan own a dog?

[Dorothy39]

Who in the heck is Bob Dylan, I've never heard of him? Sure you spelled that name right?

I think he is a dog who owns a person :D

Who wrote Blowin in the Wind?

[zoey]

I know this one. It was Scarlett O'Hara. :cool:
What kind of cat does P.Diddy own?

[Dorothy39]

Let's see, that would be the one with the broken tail, it's on the tip of my tongue!!!!!!


Has crossed eyes---------- it's a "Possem Cat!!! skunk, pole cat!!


What is an adjective?

[DrKym]

it is a device used to open cans


what color is the sky?

[Catty1]

Rough with pointy edges.

What is the best thing about children?

[DrKym]

There is a best thing? rofl

what is sprite?

[Dorothy39]

Sprite?

A giant, smelly , overgrown orge.

What is Crush?

[mustlovedogs]

Crush is when you get crushed by a big rock.


What does my username mean?

[DrKym]

that you are a guinea pig lover DUH!


what is Fanta?

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

that is a fan to be used on tables!

what is a 7-UP ??

[Danegirl2208]

a kind of celing fan..duh ;)

what are cars for?

[mustlovedogs]

Cars are for playing video games in.


What is food for?

[DrKym]

painting flowers with


what is radiator?

[Catty1]

Frisking through mountain meadows!


What is fire?

[mustlovedogs]

Fire is something that is very dark and cold.


What is lightning?

[JALB]

Lightning is a loud noise.

What is thunder?

[Danegirl2208]

a great danes bark ;)

Whats a marshmellow?

[cocker_luva]

an animal

what is rain?

[mustlovedogs]

Rain is the fluffy white stuff that falls from the ground.


What do cows do for fun?

[QueenScoopalot]

They go to the movies!
What do spiders eat?

[JALB]

They eat their webs.

What is an ant?

[mustlovedogs]

An ant is part of my tooth.


Why does Friday the 13th have an unlucky curse?

[DrKym]

hmmmmm needs to be wrong, I teach this daily, ummmm cause it rains leopards that day?



what is Halloween?

[Dorothy39]

That is the day we clean all of the leopards from our yard!!!

My lord, my computer is slow today!!!

Did Tarzan brush his teeth?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

That is the day we clean all of the leopards from our yard!!!

My lord, my computer is slow today!!!

Did Tarzan brush his teeth?
No, Cheeta did!!!

Why are circles round?

[Dorothy39]

No, Cheeta did!!!

Why are circles round?
You are good at the wrong game!!!

circles are round because we need them "round" (around) I am silly :)


What are the Northern Lights?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

You are good at the wrong game!!!

circles are round because we need them "round" (around) I am silly :)


What are the Northern Lights?
Cousins to the Southern Lights!

What color is air?

[DrKym]

Purple!


what color is water?

[Dorothy39]

What kind of Water, that is the question my dear.


Water, in general, takes on the color around it.

It is green in the Spring, yellow during the Summer, Orange in the Fall, Blue in the Winter.

Most of the time, it is a slimey lime color!!! :D

Who is the man in the white coat?

[DrKym]

he is the chief butterfly catcher!


what do dogs dream about on sunday?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Mail carriers

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck? :)

[Dorothy39]

that little guy down the road from me sells "pine mulch" by the yard. he works pretty darn fast!!!! Cheap too!!!

Does a frog have a butt?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

They'd be in lots of trouble if they didn't!!!

Why do monkey's pick fleas off each other?

[Dorothy39]

They love the "Taste", have you every eaten a flea yourslef, Yummy little creatures.

Does a praying mantis go to church?

[JALB]

Because they want them to stay on.

What is a light switch?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The opposite of a heavy switch.

Why do chickens lay eggs?

[Dorothy39]

So we can thrown them into the air, watching them float is so wonderful to witness!!


What does a hedgehog hedge? :confused:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Because they are chickens.

How long are the Easter bunny's ears?

[Dorothy39]

Because they are chickens.

How long are the Easter bunny's ears?
Easter Bunnies can pick up reception from miles and miles away!!!
On a clear Easter , he can hear conversation as far away as The Soviet Union!!! :eek:
2 1/2 feet!!
Do mice live in a hole in the wall?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Only on Wednesdays.

Why do geese honk?

[DrKym]

to test air horns


are porcupines really made of pine?

[Dorothy39]

Heck no, the best thing about these varmints is their "PORK"

better than a loin roast, I love road kill!!! :D


Oh, I am rare tonight!!!

Who played "Matt Dillon on the tv show, Gunsmoke?

Got ya on that one!!

[Catty1]

I wooden know.

Are geese silly?

[Dorothy39]

As in Mother Goose, I mean, ah, Geese?


No, not at all. I knew a serious Goose once. we played chess till dawn!!

I am livid!!


Do hounds know what a fox chase really is all about?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Probably not. They just like to run with their nose on the ground. Dirt smells good.

What is a lady bugs husband called?

[Dorothy39]

A June Bug, they are always after a June Bride.Poor Spotty girl :confused: :D


On with bugs,

What color is Daffy Duck? :D

[JALB]

He is rainbow.

What are clouds?

[Dorothy39]

clouds are a poisonous vapor that leak from buried tanks from World War 2!!


scary things, clouds!!!


Why do snakes have a forked tongue?

[DrKym]

to lick each eye at the same time


Who was Hans Christian Anderson?

[Dorothy39]

Author of Several Short articles for "Newsweek"--also, writes a column for "The Wall Street Journal"

Who is "The Blue Fairy?"

[Alysser]

The white one.

What is a flower?

[zoey]

a type of stiletto.
Who was Cinderella?

[Dorothy39]

A hooker with silicone breasts!!! :eek: (somebody slap me)


What is a fly swatter?

[zoey]

a bath exfoliator
what is the top news story today?

[Dorothy39]

Bin Laden has been found, he's Ben Hidden.

(If I had ben Hur, I'd of shot him) :D :D


Name the best 4th of July Movie, at the Box Office!!

[zoey]

A Christmas Story, of course. :rolleyes:
what is red, white and blue all over?

[Dorothy39]

A "depressed" cany cane :eek:


(Santa gave his mate away !!!)




Fox Trot, Twist, Hussle, Tango, ........, What comes next?

[mustlovedogs]

Poodle!


What does "happy" mean?

[zoey]

a type or tork wrench
what kind of mood are you in, in the mornings?

[Dorothy39]

After stretching, I do cartwheels down the hallway, then, it's time for raiding the fridge for food left way in the back!!!

What color was Lucille Balls hair?

[JALB]

Red, white and blue striped.

What is a flag?

[cocker_luva]

italian food

what is peace

[JALB]

Plural for pea.

What is a backpack?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A new fangled diaper!

What is mud made of?

[QueenScoopalot]

Strange molecular particles that came in on that huge asteroid last week! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Why do birds chirp? :confused:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Because they can't tap dance!!!

How many monkeys does it take to peel a banana?

[Dorothy39]

They don't know how, so, they ask a lepard to do it for them.


Here is a tough one ,

Who were Dick, Jane and Sally?

[Almita]

They were in the Lil house of Praire.


How many years does it take to go to the moon?

[Dorothy39]

darn this dial up.

Over 50 years to get to the moon!!

did a cow really jump over the moon?

What year did the cow do this?

[Almita]

yes the cow jumped over the moon in 1869 while establishing the mother goose riddles.


Why do we have flowers?

[Dorothy39]

We have flowers so other people will stay away from our homes.

I hate those horrible plants!!! There ought to be a law!!!



What did Winnie the Pooh always want ?

[Almita]

he always watned peanut butter.



what is my ring tone on my cell phone?

[Dorothy39]

"Ava Maria"

Change it, it is depressing me!!!


Wht is my cell phone ring tone?

[JALB]

It says; scribble.

What is a rabbit?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A cat with long ears.

Who invented chocolate?

[JALB]

A horse named Chocolate invented chocolate.

What is candy for?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Making me fat!!!

How many toes does a snail have?

[JALB]

Infinity.

What is a fossil?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

My last date!

How can airplanes fly?

[JALB]

They don't.

How do helicopters fly?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Upside down.

How do you answer a telephone?

[Almita]

you grab it with your feet and answer it with your nose upside down on the couch.


how do you drink soda?

[JALB]

By pouring it over your head.

Why do we drink water?

[luvofallhorses]

hey guys there's a part 2 game here..

http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthread.php?t=108154 :)