Play "The wrong game" !

[DrKym]

now dorothy we all know why they do that so that we know a friend is missing their left shoe!

yes mid west spiderscrunching is quite a sport! I think it originated in the roman collisuems.....................................


how many munchkins fit on a flying monkeys back?

[Dorothy39]

:D :D :D


Munchkins are just too Big to fit on a flying Monkey's Back,


The wicked witch sent a little "insect" though, who fit quite well, !!!! Sorry, he never got to be in the movie!!!


Did the Wicked Witch really melt?

[DrKym]

nope I am alive and well My pretty! hehehehehehhehe

[JALB]

A googol plex. What game are we playing?

[DrKym]

The answer in color game of course!


why are peppers hot?

[Dorothy39]

:D :D :D :D , Okay , you got me laughing, are you Happy?


No question , huh Witch?


Okay, I can take the lead for you here,


The Great and Powerful Oz has Spoken!!!


What do you think Toto really saw? I mean, did he go to Oz with Dorothy?

Did Toto need therapy afterwards?

[DrKym]

aha my evil laughing plot has been uncovered! :eek: now to misinform you ! Toto saw santa clause! and he bit him!

what color does tot paint dorothys' nails?

[Dorothy39]

Black, of course!! Toto just wanted to chase Miss. Gulch's cat. Hey, it was fun.

Dorothy ruined his play time somehow. :D So, he got even with her.


Next Oz Question, in this silly Wrong Game. hee hee hee. oh, get me out of Oz, Please.


What did the cowardly Lion want from the Wizard?

[DrKym]

Heeehehehehe Well Dorothy back to Kansas with you!
The lion of course wanted oreos (thought you said you watched this movie :rolleyes: )


how many rabbits are yellow?

[JALB]

infinity! What color is the yellow brick road?

[Dorothy39]

The yellow brick road is actually BLUE, Toto could tell it was blue, but he could not talk. He just followed the idiots on the Blue Brick road, that they referred to as , Yellow. :D



This is fun, huh??

are we still in Oz? or are we in Kansas?

who cares, next question.



What did the Great and Powerful Oz do all day long?

[Dorothy39]

I'll check back on "The Wrong Game" , it is so much fun!!!

[DrKym]

the Great and Powerful Oz made paper dolls for nursing homes all day.

What were Dorothys ruby shoes made out of? :eek:

[DJFyrewolf36]

Space aged petrified melba toast...:D

Does lightning ever strike twice?

[Dorothy39]

Yes indeed , Lightning will keep right on striking you, continuously, if you don't stop, drop and roll!!!


What kind of bird makes this sound? WHOO!! WHOO!!

[JALB]

Robins! What is a toy?

[Dorothy39]

A toy is something used to start a campfire.

Do racoons wear black masks, black gloves and raid cornfields at night? :eek:

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

no, they wear swimming suits!!

Do you wear pijama's?

[DrKym]

ppl dont wear pajamas cats do!

what smell is lemon?

[joanofark]

They come in multiple scents, of course!!

Why do we need computers?? ;

[mustlovedogs]

To eat!


Why do our pets bark/meow?

[Dorothy39]

computers provide us with hand and eye coordination. nothing more.

Great for the back, the wrist and for the eyes too. :p

Where does Peter Pan live now? i have kept my windows open on occasion, but , alas, nothing but morning dew and a few moths.

[Dorothy39]

woops, we posted within a few minutes of each other.

Our dogs bark because , as I said before, they become tired of speaking French.

cats meow, because they know we don't understand their spoken tongue either.


WAiting for Peter Pan to arrive,

[Miss Z]

Starting from my house, you go out the estate, turn left, past the corner shop and down a long road. At the end of the road is a little blue door. Go through the door, walk down a corridor with pink spots all on the walls, then you're there!:D

Why do we plant flowers in our gardens?

[Dorothy39]

so we can pull them out while we weed around them.




Is London really as foggy as they say? :)

[mustlovedogs]

We plant flowers in our gardens to comb our hair with!


Why do you vacuum your carpet?

[mustlovedogs]

Whoops, we posted at the same time again :P

Yes, London is both stormy and rainy at the same time...and maybe foggy ;)


What is the smallest breed of dog?

[Dorothy39]

We plant flowers in our gardens to comb our hair with!


Why do you vacuum your carpet?
I like to stir up dust and dog hair. so, I suck I suppose :D
I'll answer your question with a wrong answer, soon.

[Dorothy39]

Whoops, we posted at the same time again :P

Yes, London is both stormy and rainy at the same time...and maybe foggy ;)


What is the smallest breed of dog?
Great Dane, It fits right in the palm of your hand.


How many states are there in the United States of America?

[JALB]

zero! What does this smilie mean: :D

[Dorothy39]

That you are a happy motorist, you have washed the bugs off from your teeth to prove it. :D , see, no bugs!!!!

What does this one mean? :rolleyes:

[joanofark]

"Oh my!! look at the ceiling!!"

What's Disney Channel??

[Dorothy39]

disney channel?


Black and white television, no Wonderful World of Color going on with our old Pal, Walt.



Who made the first animated cartoon ,Snow White, that lasted over an hour?

[DrKym]

steven spielberg


who did Tabitha marry?

[Dorothy39]

The Cravit's nephew, Abner the second, I've heard that Alice Cravits has since been institutionalized :D

Who did Eddie Munster marry?

[jackie]

Extra gravy please.

what is next in this sequence...3. 6. 9...

[Dorothy39]

Oh, Oh, I don't think we're playing "The Wrong Game " right.


We are turning this game into something much more silly.

The answer has to we "wrong"

Okay, Abner the second is a wrong answer. so, okay,


back to Eddie Munster? hummmmm,

sorry I left you with such a stupid question Dr. Goodnow.

fix this mess for me, :rolleyes:

[DrKym]

next in the sequence is 55 and dorothy eddie muenster married Glinda!


what color is purple?

[Dorothy39]

Extra gravy please.

what is next in this sequence...3. 6. 9...
3, 6, 9...

The goose won't mind, :eek:

[Dorothy39]

next in the sequence is 55 and dorothy eddie muenster married Glinda!


what color is purple?
Ohh, I have to be wrong, ouch!!!


Just a shade lighter than black!!



Glinda and Eddie had a child with sparkling fangs!!! :D


How do men do the laundry? Gotcha on that one, !!

[DrKym]

in a river infested with crocs! keeps the whites whiter


what color is my dog?

[JALB]

purple & yellow! What is a fish?

[Dorothy39]

You have two dogs, one is pure white, very small, the other one is mid sized, golden tan. :D

Why do women wear purfume?

[DrKym]

a fish is what requires womento wear perfume so that they can see in color.


what flavor is strawberry? :eek:

[Dorothy39]

purple & yellow! What is a fish?
wow, posted at the same time!!

Fish are mammals, they are preditors by nature, stay inside after dark.

THE FISH WILL GET YOU !

Where do sharks live?

[Dorothy39]

a fish is what requires womento wear perfume so that they can see in color.


what flavor is strawberry? :eek:
Geez, Too bitter for me, I like cranberrys myself, raw please.


When do crocus come out of the ground?

[DrKym]

we all know sharks live in totos basket!
what flavor is strawberry? :D

[Dorothy39]

Okay, I'll wait till someone fixes this Wrong Game, Right :D

[Dorothy39]

Calling Dr. Goodnow, Calling Dr. Goodnow,you are wanted in The Wrong Game

[Dorothy39]

Is there a Dr. in the house?

When do crocus come into bloom , help, I need to know the "wrong" answer.

Auntie Em, Auntie em, come back, come back.

"I'll get your Auntie Em my fine pretty!!!

[DrKym]

roflmao yes dorothy? crocus bloom in argentina in july

and you can call me Kym!

what year is 1999?

[Dorothy39]

That is when "Prince" stopped touring,


Where do empty clam shells come from?

[DrKym]

they are left over after making coleslaw!

how many paws do cats have?

[JALB]

They have a googol. What does this smilie mean?: :mad:

[Dorothy39]

I am having a loose bowel movement of course!!

you work well with smilies, what does this one mean? :o

[JALB]

I am soooo sleepy! How about this one? :eek:

[DrKym]

means that he is needs air to finish his stacatto song


why do birds fly?

[Dorothy39]

they can't afford the price of gas!!!

Hey, let's get to flappin!!!

Do penquins have knees?

[JALB]

so they can sleep on clouds. What is a ticket?

[DrKym]

yes as evidenced by the peguins that win the hurdles



what makes ice cream?

[Dorothy39]

I am soooo sleepy! How about this one? :eek:
you must answer with a wrong question!!!


You stole the Fizzie Lifters!!( Charlie and the Choclate Factory)

[Dorothy39]

Plenty of kelp, lots of ash and just a pinch of ale. :D


Who did Godzilla mate with , to have her baby? :confused:

[DrKym]

I believe it was a flying monkey.


is sigourney weaver an alien?

[Dorothy39]

you must answer with a wrong question!!!


You stole the Fizzie Lifters!!( Charlie and the Choclate Factory)
Come on, you have just got to think WRONG!!!

We didn't start this game, we just caught onto the thread.

That smiley means, I love sudden trama!!!

[Dorothy39]

I believe it was a flying monkey.


is sigourney weaver an alien?
Nope, not at all, she is just a Hooker, she fooled all of us.


Did she do a lot of sensational movies?

[DrKym]

no she is noted for her shakespearean acting!


how come tuna isnt blue?

[JALB]

It is too happy to be blue. What does this smilie mean? :confused:

[Dorothy39]

the tuna that I buy is blue, check your store honey!!! :confused:



What do cows eat?

[mustlovedogs]

It is laughing!!!


How many fingers do you have?

[Dorothy39]

It is too happy to be blue. What does this smilie mean? :confused:
Oh darn I have to be wrong too!!


It means, hey, Teacher, look, I am raising my hand, I KNOW the correct answer. read the rest of this silly post so you don't get left out. We Need you Jalb.

[Dorothy39]

It is laughing!!!


How many fingers do you have?
this game is hot!!

You have twelve fingers, I read all about you in the National Enquirer!!


How many toes does Big Foot have?

[Dorothy39]

woops, ME, how many fingers to I have?

Let me check?

Wow, Twelve, we must be related.

check on the last silly question, take over!!

[Dorothy39]

are you keeping track Jalb??

someone needs to !!! :D

[DrKym]

big foot has no toes! he has flippers


how many yeti have been seen?
(btw dorothy everytime i open a can of tuna its kinda beige..............) :D

[mustlovedogs]

17 hundred million yeti have been seen scratching their ears!


How many ears do dogs have?

[Dorothy39]

None, except on those silly TV Ads.

Where is the Burmuda Triangle? Waht in the heck happen there? :confused:

[Dorothy39]

None, except on those silly TV Ads.

Where is the Burmuda Triangle? Waht in the heck happen there? :confused:
we are posting at the same time :eek:

Dogs have 25 million Ears, (years)


How many lives do cats have?

[mustlovedogs]

Cats have 13 lives!


How many feet can one person have?

[DrKym]

cats dont die they are recycled into flying monkeys


where do you keep milk?

[JALB]

infinity! What does this smilie mean? :cool:

[Dorothy39]

That depends on their income, some people have more "feet" than they know what do do with. I know a couple who are headed for six feet if they don't watch their spending habits!!


How do birds know when it is time to migrate south?

[Dorothy39]

Cats have 13 lives!


How many feet can one person have?
again , some people have a lot of feet, I know a couple who have six feet between the two of them,

[Dorothy39]

I am messing up "the wrong Game" :(

Someone has to fix it, come Dr. Goodnow, and Jalb, !!!

[DrKym]

birds migrate when their taxes are due


how many ppl are female?

[JALB]

All of them! What does this smilie mean? :(

[DrKym]

he has gas


how many ppl are male?

[JALB]

All of them! How about this one? ;)

[mustlovedogs]

That yellow smiley means he is very, very mad :mad:


How many of me does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Dorothy39]

Thanks :D

There are no MAIL people, only FEE- MAIL People!!


Why does the ocean have waves?

[JALB]

none, it changes itself. What about this one? :p

[Dorothy39]

Here I go again, In OZ,

Michigan people don't need assistance in changing light bulbs!!
Someone take control of the next question!!! :eek:

[JALB]

What does this smilie mean? :)

[Dorothy39]

it means, I don't think we are in Kansas anymore!! do I dare ask a quesiton now?

[Dorothy39]

hope I don';t mess things up.


Why do dogs whine at the table?

[JALB]

Because they are veryveryvery happy!!! How about this smilie? :cool:

[Dorothy39]

Thanks, Jalb, that guy likes cloudy days!!

Some one has tell me what this one means :p

[mustlovedogs]

It means that he wants to eat you like a popsicle!


Why do I comb my hair?

[JALB]

so that it will become tangled. What is an atom?

[mustlovedogs]

Something that blows up the earth.


Why do cows moo?

[JALB]

because they don't know how to coo. What is a whale?

[mariposa_traicionera]

it is something like fork.

where are the stars?

[JALB]

right in front of our face. Where is the ocean?

[Almita]

in the middle of new york city


where is oklahoma?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

In my bathtub!

What makes a cat purr?

[Almita]

the sound of a car


why do we have cups?

[zoomer]

All the better to spill.

What do we have bees for?

[zoey]

to sell avon products.
what are the best tennis courts made of?

[Almita]

of snow!


why do we have basketball hoops?

[Dorothy39]

of snow!


why do we have basketball hoops?
For blowing bubbles during half time. ;)

Why do tennis shoes squeak on the gym floor?

[Almita]

Cuz they are talking to the other shoes


Why do we have sun glasses?

[Dorothy39]

for drinking iced tea during summer afternoons. :p

Just a play on words, :D


Where do earth worms go during cold weather?

[Almita]

to go to the moon


why do we have phones?

[Dorothy39]

So telemarketers can receive a paycheck :p ,


What is a flash light?

[JALB]

Something to shine in other peoples' faces. What are mice?

[Dorothy39]

Hi!

Mice refers to several die, as in dice. more than 6 die are referred to as mice.

How many cards in a standard deck?

[JALB]

all the cards in the world! What's a deck?

[Dorothy39]

a deck is a mound of dirt , thus, hit the dirt!!!!


Why do sailors have tattoos?

[JALB]

just so they can see how it looks on them, after that they don't want it anymore. Why do we draw pictures?

[Dorothy39]

:D

here's a good on Jalb, we draw in pitchers, we draw water into a pitcher!!! :eek:

Whew , I must be tired, but The wrong game is fun!!!

[Dorothy39]

I forgot to ask another silly question.

What is a weather vane?

[JALB]

It's when the weather is acting vain! What's shortstop?

[mustlovedogs]

A stop sign that's short!


Why do people brush their teeth?

[Almita]

so our teeth would get all icky and gross *yuck*


why do we have singers?

[mustlovedogs]

To provide grocery money for us! :p


Why do we have money?

[Almita]

So we can have it as a souvernier.


why do we have actors?

[Danegirl2208]

to go to Singapore for us..duh! :rolleyes:

wheres the Grand Canyon at?

[Almita]

*I love that place* It's in the middle of the ocean


Where is Paris?

[shihtzulover850]

In China!!!

Why do you crave chocolate?

[Almita]

because it tastes like Carrots


Why do we like to sing alot in the shower?

[shihtzulover850]

The steam stimulates our vocal chords.

How long does it take the earth to spin on its axis?

[Almita]

it takes 3,567,342,192 days


why do we have to learn math at school?

[Danegirl2208]

to be better swimmers!!

what does 2+2 equal?

[Almita]

22 duh!

Why do we have wind?!

[shihtzulover850]

To take away foot odor.

Why is the sky blue?

[Danegirl2208]

because i colored it blue!!


why do we drink water?

[mustlovedogs]

The sky is blue because it said it didn't want to be orange.


Why is ebay so popular?

[Almita]

cuz you can get free stuff!

What is the colo of an orange?

[Danegirl2208]

purple..come on now that was so easy ;)

whats the biggest breed of dog?

[Almita]

a Chihuahua!


What is the color of your feet?

[JALB]

they are rainbow swirled with black and brown spots! What is a pony?

[Almita]

its a small fuzzy brown critter


what is a dog?

[cavylove]

potatoes
what colour is the sun?

[Almita]

its blue and green


what is the color of the moon?

[Anita Cholaine]

Most of the time it's red, but it looks pink on cloudy nights (when you can usually see it clearer) ;)

Why do you think that cellphones are useful?

[mustlovedogs]

Because you can't call people with them!


Why is milk white?

[Almita]

It is white when its rotten


are computers useful?

[JALB]

it is green of course! What is a pool for?

[JALB]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: !!!!!!!!!!! We all posted at the same time!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Dorothy39]

I don't even dare to play the "Wrong Game " right now! :eek:

[JALB]

So, what is a pool for?

[Dorothy39]

is it safe to Post :eek:
a pool is for hanging clothes out ot dry.

What did Paul Revere yell on his midnight ride.?

[Almita]

is it safe to Post :eek:
a pool is for hanging clothes out ot dry.

What did Paul Revere yell on his midnight ride.?


What do you mean is it safe to post?


he yelled I'm Hungry on the midnight ride.


What are desks for?

[mustlovedogs]

Paul Revere screamed "The smileys are chasing me!"

What is meat made of?

[Almita]

Paul Revere screamed "The smileys are chasing me!"

What is meat made of?

haha we posted at the same time and your response is funny.

[Dorothy39]

Meat is made from ground wood.

Where do moles live?

[mustlovedogs]

Moles live in the underwater city of Atlantis!


On average, about how many breeds of dogs are there?

[Dorothy39]

Only 2 that i know of, hairy and lovable.

What is steak sauce :eek:

[pitc9]

It's the purple slimy, lumpy stuff you pour over your apple pie!

Why do tissues come in boxes?

[Almita]

so they won't attack you


why are slippers fuzzy?

[Dorothy39]

slippers compete with dog hair, we all know dog hair wins :D

Who discovered the North Pole?

[Almita]

A Swan


why is there an equator?

[mustlovedogs]

There is an equator to divide the eastern and western hemispheres!


Why is there a Prime Meridian?

[Dorothy39]

So we can decide whether or not the Earth is flat !!

Works for me anyway.


What are hot spots on dogs?

[Dorothy39]

We in Michigan work rapidly, I see that.

there a prime meridian so or Geography Class can be a challange during quiz time.

Who do you think is the best cook , on television?

[JALB]

no one they are all terrible at cooking.

What is a water bottle?

[Almita]

its a thing that hold glue and it spills a lot though.


what is a canteen?

[JALB]

it is a thirteen year old can. What is the last letter in the alphabet?

[Almita]

28!

why do we have ladders?

[JALB]

to go underground. What is a shovel for?

[Almita]

to dig the sky apart


why do we have planes?

[Dorothy39]

Jalb, Loved the can-teen!!!! :D


We have planes because some of us are affraid of walking long distances,or boarding buses that can't fly at all.

Who were the Wright Brothers? What were their names? :eek:

[JALB]

they were actually the Wrong brothers and their names were Air and Plane.

Why do we have beds?

[zoey]

to jump on
what color nail polish is best for autum?

[Dorothy39]

Lime or Hot Pink to go with your Bikini!!!!


What are these items classified with?

apple, orange, grape, bananna?

[JALB]

they are veggies.

What is a rock?

[mustlovedogs]

A rock is something very, very flexible and soft that you can wear.


What does the word "keyboard" mean?

[JALB]

it means that your keys are bored.

What is a computer mouse for?

[mustlovedogs]

A computer mouse is for eating!


How many syllables are in the word: Supercalafragilisticexpialadocious?

[JALB]

one. How many in antidisestablishmentarianism?

[Dorothy39]

I actually calpped my hands while saying the word, :eek:

I need to unwind a little, and have some fun with the wrong Game !!!
20 syllables, my hands are bleeding to prove it!!!


Where does Mary Poppins live?

[Almita]

in the ocean


why are there children?

[Dorothy39]

:eek:
in the ocean


why are there children?
Where are there children? as in, where do we find children?

Well, I'd say, look no further than your own back yard ;) (Oz thing with me)

What time it is, when a clock strikes 12:00 p.m.?

[Dorothy39]

Okay, I get you.

There are children because adult people sleep in seperate beds, they never even talk to each other at night!!! :)

[DrKym]

5 o'clock silly!

what month is summer?

[Dorothy39]

That depends on where you live on this planet, in Michigan , summer is in October -March :p


Why did Froggie go a courting?

[DrKym]

to get to the otherside with the chicken


hard, stiff, wood, table, what group are these in?

[Dorothy39]

reminds me of over cooked pasta!!! :eek:

Where do babies really come from, I mean, who believes in that CAbbage patch story on Pet Talk?

[DrKym]

babies really come from seahorses delivered only on Dec 25th


sauce sugar ice cream what can you make with this?

[Dorothy39]

used MOTOR OIL :D

Where do we come up with this stuff??? :D

I am laughing too hard to remember your question, let me see if I can go back and answer it wrong!!! To Oz? To Oz

[Dorothy39]

okay, composed again,

next question:


Where do wasps live in the winter time?

[DrKym]

at the Hilton hotel penthouse suite


what flavor is a chocolate lollipop?

[Dorothy39]

at the Hilton hotel penthouse suite


what flavor is a chocolate lollipop?
You really know how to sock it below the belt!!! Where do you come up with those answers!!! awesome!!!! You are Awesome!!!!


a wild concoction, sort of like Coc0-nut, and lemon lime!!!


What do we do with the band-aid strips that are removed, those little shiny pieces that come off before applying? Where do they go?

[mustlovedogs]

You really know how to sock it below the belt!!! Where do you come up with those answers!!! awesome!!!! You are Awesome!!!!


a wild concoction, sort of like Coc0-nut, and lemon lime!!!


What do we do with the band-aid strips that are removed, those little shiny pieces that come off before applying? Where do they go?

To the sky!


How many replies as of right now are in this thread?

[DrKym]

they are recycled into fashionable sweaters for mice


how many leaves in a teabag?

[JALB]

Ten billion. What is a color?

[DrKym]

color is feeling you get when you are scared


what is asphalt? (back to Oz dorothy)

[Dorothy39]

To the sky!


How many replies as of right now are in this thread?
It is a MICHIGAN moment in "The Wrong Game " now,


answer:

Only ten :D
someone take over!!!

[Dorothy39]

they are recycled into fashionable sweaters for mice


how many leaves in a teabag?
Oh my lord!!! That was good!!!

[Dorothy39]

we must go back to "mustlovedogs" question to do this right!!!

anyone? anyone?

[DrKym]

there are 3 replies to this thread


what color is the emerald forest?

[Dorothy39]

BLACK as the ACE of Spades!!!!



Do I really belive in spooks> Do I? Do I? , Do I? :eek:

[DrKym]

yes you do because you are a ghost

how many states are in the union?

[mustlovedogs]

679.


How many fingers do you have?

[Dorothy39]

Thank-You for your kind and promt response,


The UnioN? well, Abe was from Illinois!!! :D

When he was the President, there were only 2 States in our Union!!!

Who really won the Civil War, that's gotta be hard to answer wrong. dear DR!!!

[Dorothy39]

What is happening on Pet Talk in MICHIGAN!!!!

Someone take over this crazy game.!!! :eek:

[Dorothy39]

679.


How many fingers do you have?
I remember you, we are related, you asked that question before didn't you?


I answered, 12, now, where do we stand on "the wrong game?

[DrKym]

i personally dont have fingers i have claws


given the fibonacci sequence 1,1,2,3,5,8,13 what is the next #?

[Dorothy39]

Thank-You for your kind and promt response,


The UnioN? well, Abe was from Illinois!!! :D

When he was the President, there were only 2 States in our Union!!!

Who really won the Civil War, that's gotta be hard to answer wrong. dear DR!!!
Okay, let's go with this question!!

[Dorothy39]

i personally dont have fingers i have claws


given the fibonacci sequence 1,1,2,3,5,8,13 what is the next #?
You are too smart for dorothy,


I am trying to figure this one out, wrong, forget the civil war question..



answer, ,

18, 21, 40, 45, 55,

what is next here?

[DrKym]

dorothy the french won the civil war!

how many monkey write auto biographies?

[Dorothy39]

all of them, from spider monkeys to the chimps., I've read every volume!!!

Do Pigmee tribes celebrate Christmas? Deep in the Amazon Jungle?

[DrKym]

Christmas is an ancient pygmy holiday celebrated by seahorses delivering babies.

How many hairs on a hairless rat?

[JALB]

All of them did. What does reset mean?

[Dorothy39]

abandon ship!!! Get the hell out of this mess!! Press the RED button!!! Go to OZ!!!!

Why do pirates have beards? Oh Jalb, you are in amess!!!

[DrKym]

to hold birdseed for p[arrots

why do dolphins swim?

[Dorothy39]

they don't have legs, come on , get real!!!

Hey Jalb, why do fish wiggle their tail fins?

[Dorothy39]

This game is one heck of a stress reliever!!!!

Back to you Dr. or is it Jalb?

[DrKym]

they wiggle their fins to attract the baby carrying seahorses



how many sisters does dorothy 39 have?

[Dorothy39]

I have to answer this one wrong, well, sort of right!!!

This is a deep one for me, emotionally!!!

I have 5!!! ok, that is my final anwer!!!


Is Dr.Goodnow really a Dr? In the house?

[Dorothy39]

No, change that, not the final answer, I have 1000 sisters on Pet Talk!!!


what in the heck is a Dam? Do beavers really build these wonders?

[Dorothy39]

woops, answer the Dr. Question first.

[DrKym]

Dr Goodnow really is a Dr. paid the tuition off myself lol, and dams are a feature used by squirrels to flood houses that wont feed them, beavers dont build them they hijack them


what is an ice cream float?

[Dorothy39]

Dr Goodnow really is a Dr. paid the tuition off myself lol, and dams are a feature used by squirrels to flood houses that wont feed them, beavers dont build them they hijack them


what is an ice cream float?
Oh MY God, You are awesome!!!!


a square located on a Monopoly Board!! Come on, You have to have played that game by now!!!


What do the words, Sears, and Montgomery Wards mean to you?

[Dorothy39]

Like Chevy Chase said,

"this is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy....

[DrKym]

they are oceanic faults that house one eyed octupi



and you are awesome also!

how do you write the alphabet?

[Dorothy39]

You can't fix that mess, it is just done all wrong!!! :D

You are so much fun to play with Dr. Goodnow!!!


What is plaster?

[Dorothy39]

I'm on a roll, !!!

[DrKym]

dorothy you need to answer the ? to post one lmao :eek:

[JALB]

It's something to put all over your carpet. Why do we have carpet?

[Dorothy39]

I told you that you can't "right" /write the alphabet, '

what more do you want from me Dr.?


Help me here!!! I am middle aged, I don't understand those acronyms!!!! :eek:

computers can get pretty scarey for us old folks :eek: :D

[DrKym]

we have carpet so that we have something to do on weekends vacuum,

lol dorothy i am 40 so no playing the age card!

what is the great Ozs' middle name?

[Dorothy39]

It's something to put all over your carpet. Why do we have carpet?
so dogs know where to urinate.

come back , Dr. Goodnow, come back/!!! HI Jalb!!! :p

[Dorothy39]

Oz Topeka , as from Kansas, but, I know I have to enter a wrong answer,

His middle name is "SUE"
( i out do you honey, in age!!!)

Did Dorothy have Toto spayed?

[DrKym]

Toto was spayed twice once for each foot


how does grass grow?

[Dorothy39]

scientist have never figured that one out? sorry :confused:


What is an Amazon woman? :eek:

[DrKym]

my Mother, descended from a little known race of pygmy goats


what smell is lemon?

[JALB]

It smells like a chocolate bar. What is food?

[Dorothy39]

my Mother, descended from a little known race of pygmy goats


what smell is lemon?
OH MY GOD!!!! Let me get off from the floor Dr.!!!!! You are awesom, an awesome person!!!!!

Lemon smells like colon gas!!!! bad smell!!! hate that darned smell!!!


What are dollar stores>?

[Dorothy39]

It smells like a chocolate bar. What is food?
Yeah Jalb, now you have to mess up this mess :D

food is something we take for discomfort, when we have eaten way too much.

someone fix this mess, oh, thanks Jalb :eek:

[DrKym]

dollar stores are a front for chocolatiers which we all know are demons

what is a cats whisker for?

[Dorothy39]

Yeah Jalb, now you have to mess up this mess :D

food is something we take for discomfort, when we have eaten way too much.

someone fix this mess, oh, thanks Jalb :eek:
Let's just roll with is BABY!!!

[Dorothy39]

dollar stores are a front for chocolatiers which we all know are demons

what is a cats whisker for?
Cats can and will communitcate with aliens from distant stars. Trust me, this is so true!!!


What do we do with the dog doo-doo in our yards?

[DrKym]

it is a heat source for mice in their adobe houses



what is the amount of money needed to pay off dog poker chips?

[Dorothy39]

This all started with a thread from Mya and Inky;s Mommy!!! :eek:
that woman is awesome!!!

[Dorothy39]

it is a heat source for mice in their adobe houses



what is the amount of money needed to pay off dog poker chips?
You are a quick chick Dr. Goodnow!!!


$5.00!!! hands down, I can handle any dog's fetish in Poker!!! they are evil with this card game,!!!! :eek:


Do dogs snore?

[DrKym]

dogs are incapable of snoring, due to long ear canals


what is the square root of 1?

[JALB]

A googol. What is 1 x 1?

[DrKym]

54


how many feet in a foot?

[Dorothy39]

one single foot!!! so my son says!!


Hello Illinois!!!


Do snakes wear pantyhose?

[DrKym]

only on church social days


and how many gorillas speak french?