RICHARD
06-07-2006, 04:50 PM
No piano lessons here.
No games here.
No sushi either!
In the never ending inventory of " Things That I Will Play with - Dad be
Damned!"
Here comes the latest toy/game/irritant from the evil mind of the Edster.
CRINKLE CRINKLE CRINKLE
BOING
CRINKLE CRINKLE
PING
CRINKLE
SWAT, BOINK, SWAT, SWAT BOINK.
GOT IT?
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I love sushi. Yep, that raw fish, seaweed, rice thing that us crazy Cah
Lee Fuh Nee Ahns eat.
(It sure beats that wheatgrass stuff people drink!)
It's really good stuff.
There are benefits of ordering sushi.
One, PACKETS OF SOY SAUCE. Tons of the stuff.
Two, Extra sets of chopsticks!
Before I go on....I do have one giant peeve about ordering out.
This is in no way a racist statement. check it out...
ALL THE CHINESE, JAPANESE and THAI places put your orders in the "HAVE A
NICE DAY"
plastic bags- and they proceed to tie the friggin handles into a knot that
I have yet to see in any
Boy Scout book, Sailing Manual or medical dictionary. When a surgeon
finally figures out the secret to
tying this perfect knot, the world will rejoice.
The gal at my favorite Thai food place is one biscuit over 90 pounds in
weight.
The gal at the sushi place is probably 110???
NEVER judge a person's strength by their size alone. :eek:
On the way back from picking up my order I have yet to defeat that knot to
get a sample. Drive while trying to until a knot while you
drool all over your self.
"Officer, He's dead.......There's food all over the dashboard and he looks
like he spit up all over himself before the accident..."
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Part two tomorrow. :p
No games here.
No sushi either!
In the never ending inventory of " Things That I Will Play with - Dad be
Damned!"
Here comes the latest toy/game/irritant from the evil mind of the Edster.
CRINKLE CRINKLE CRINKLE
BOING
CRINKLE CRINKLE
PING
CRINKLE
SWAT, BOINK, SWAT, SWAT BOINK.
GOT IT?
----------------------
I love sushi. Yep, that raw fish, seaweed, rice thing that us crazy Cah
Lee Fuh Nee Ahns eat.
(It sure beats that wheatgrass stuff people drink!)
It's really good stuff.
There are benefits of ordering sushi.
One, PACKETS OF SOY SAUCE. Tons of the stuff.
Two, Extra sets of chopsticks!
Before I go on....I do have one giant peeve about ordering out.
This is in no way a racist statement. check it out...
ALL THE CHINESE, JAPANESE and THAI places put your orders in the "HAVE A
NICE DAY"
plastic bags- and they proceed to tie the friggin handles into a knot that
I have yet to see in any
Boy Scout book, Sailing Manual or medical dictionary. When a surgeon
finally figures out the secret to
tying this perfect knot, the world will rejoice.
The gal at my favorite Thai food place is one biscuit over 90 pounds in
weight.
The gal at the sushi place is probably 110???
NEVER judge a person's strength by their size alone. :eek:
On the way back from picking up my order I have yet to defeat that knot to
get a sample. Drive while trying to until a knot while you
drool all over your self.
"Officer, He's dead.......There's food all over the dashboard and he looks
like he spit up all over himself before the accident..."
-----------
Part two tomorrow. :p