yorkster
04-24-2002, 05:32 PM
This is cute. Found it in a local newspaper:
SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
> I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play.
> I love long walks in the woods.
> Riding in your pickup truck.
> Hunting Camping Fishing trips.
> Cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire.
> Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
> Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
> I'll be at the front door when you get home from
> work, wearing only what nature gave me.
> Kiss me and I'm yours.
> Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy.
>
>
>
> (The phone number was the Humane Society and
> Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever
SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
> I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play.
> I love long walks in the woods.
> Riding in your pickup truck.
> Hunting Camping Fishing trips.
> Cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire.
> Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
> Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
> I'll be at the front door when you get home from
> work, wearing only what nature gave me.
> Kiss me and I'm yours.
> Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy.
>
>
>
> (The phone number was the Humane Society and
> Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever