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RICHARD
03-11-2006, 09:03 AM
Breaking on thru again and again and again.

Or the further adventures of the Edster, Iguana hunter!

or

Jim Morrison rides again.

Somehow I think that the nylon screen companies and good old Ed have a
little thing going on.

In order to prepare for sleep I must.

Make sure that the screen door is latched.
Have the recliner pulled away from the door.
and have the plastic lid to a storage box between the screen and the frame
of the door in place.

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Here's the set up.

The recliner is set next to the door.

(Yes, I can move it - but that limits my furniture options. I have to move
my small bench, coffee table and TV...)

There is a chair rail behind the recliner that is 1/4 of an inch wide.....

There are also some nylon belts that I have hung next to the door. They are
there for the emergencies that come up..
You know.....Tying up a bundle, keeping my pants up....

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Here are the mechanics.

Ed, during the day, sacks out on the around the recliner.

In the morning, the sun warms up that spot.
About noon, the arm of the chair get heated and by late afternoon the rug on
the floor next to the chair has had the proper solar treatment for
a long nap.

Ed, in all his cat smartness, agility and guile, figured out that he can
stretch to the cross piece of the door, claw a hole in the second screen
that has graced the door and squeeze out and go for a walkabout.

Why?

I haven't the faintest idea.

I have been awakened from a dead sleep listening to the banging of the
screen door.....

A few times I seen the sight of Cat Arse squeezing thru the NEW AND EVER
ENLARGING HOLE in the screen.

A few times I have been able to sprint over and grab a little cat tail and
reel the little sucker back in.

(Funny, now that we know the game there is no crying or attempted scratching
on his part anymore)


The few times that an escape has been noted I have been duly upset.

Once, on an early Saturday morning, I awoke to see the cat moving out the
hole.

By the time I was clothed and shoed, I went in serach of the Edster, not
seeing him in the area, I worked my way around around the yard I happened
upon the newspaper and thought to myself-

I am just gonna sit down here by the firepit and read it...The Edster will
be back shortly.

Sure enough a few seconds later the tinkle of a bell marked the arrival of
my friiend and yours!!
:rolleyes:
He walks up to me from behind, looks at me and says, Let's GO HOME! :eek:

END OF PART ONE!

Laura's Babies
03-11-2006, 09:30 AM
What an adventure you just took us on! Thanks... Makes his on escape method? Smart boy!

catmandu
03-11-2006, 09:43 AM
Its been a long time since we have heard from the Edster,and its nice too see that he is still the same carefree Cat.
The Consumate Hunter,and Guardian of his home.

RICHARD
04-14-2006, 06:40 PM
For months I have wondered why the Edster would stay at the door
intently searching the roof lines of my mom's house, next door.

He was hunting iguanas!

My irresponsible nephew left his iguana in my mom's garage - one day
he came over to feed him and reported that the iguana had escaped.

Carmelo, the iguana, spent the last 12 months walking the roof lines
and generally spooking the dogs into late night barking sprees!

The dogs would bark and bark while this iguana would scoot about the
yard.

It wasn't until about one month ago when Carmelo was caught and
brought back to justice!

But the Edster still has his eye on the roofline and wanderlust in
his heart.

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Last Saturday I awoke to the sounds of the screen door being
battered about.


"ed, stop it"

Thunka thunka, MEOW....

ed stop it

Thunka thunka, MEOW....

edstopit...

THUNKA THUNKA MEOW

EDSTOPIT!

Thunka thunka, MEOW....

I got out of bed and spied the door....no cat near the dooR-- Until
I got to the recliner and saw the Edster outside!

...Now the screen door sports a top to bottom escape proof grill.....

Until the next escape! :confused: :rolleyes:

dukedogsmom
04-14-2006, 10:50 PM
You and Ed crack me up! He would go nuts here with all the lizards running about. Duke and Doogie like to hunt them. Ed sounds like he's got tons of personality.

Barbara
04-15-2006, 07:24 AM
You know that Sasvermont no longer has nylon but steel - making sure that Juni Rose can't break through :D

I wonder what Ed would say if he'd seen Carmelo from close ;)

Maya & Inka's mommy
04-15-2006, 09:40 AM
Oh gosh, Richard, you sure know how to tell a good story!! My hubby asked why I was laughing so hard http://users.pandora.be/bernardgabriels/images/smilies%20944%20laughing_on_ground.gif http://users.pandora.be/bernardgabriels/images/smilies%20937%20hahaha_smilie.gif http://users.pandora.be/bernardgabriels/images/smilies%20944%20laughing_on_ground.gif

catmandu
04-15-2006, 09:48 AM
We Hope taht the Edster likes the Pet Angel Part at Disneyland with the Pet Angel Army.
No Iguanas but Lots Of Mice.
And Food!

Edwina's Secretary
04-15-2006, 11:25 AM
It must be an Eddie thing......

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid178/p993ab529cbf8b4d648f19187a229fd32/f3262386.jpg

rg_girlca
04-15-2006, 04:53 PM
Oh Eddie aka Houdini, you make a great story. I swear you can turn your escapades into a book, along with your daddy's poems. :D

RICHARD
04-15-2006, 11:26 PM
It must be an Eddie thing......

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid178/p993ab529cbf8b4d648f19187a229fd32/f3262386.jpg


:eek: :( :o :confused:

Where there's a will, theres a shredded screen.

I am so sorry.

gini
04-17-2006, 11:41 PM
I had to quick change screens as Rascal was walking in the room.

I don't want that boy picking up any bad habits from the Edster or Eduardo.

I don't want to even think about what happened to Sara's screen.

And Richard and the Edster now have to live behind bars (no, Richard, not that kind of bar).

RICHARD
04-18-2006, 06:57 PM
sometimes "that kind of bar" helps ease the pain :rolleyes:

captain
04-18-2006, 07:47 PM
Oh Richard - great story telling!!!!

Had me in stitches at work ... :D

RICHARD
04-20-2006, 05:56 PM
Captain,

Again,

Laugh at my pain...... ;)