||Four and a half years old|
||Dutch Guinea Pig|
||Oxnard, California, USA|
there. My name is BooBooBearHare. But you can call me BooBoo. I live in
beautiful Oxnard California, USA with my sister. She is not as beautiful
as me. As you can tell I am the Diva of the family, and I rule my slaves
with an iron paw and a mighty wheep. My Slave Daddy loves me more than
anything and I am always the first one that he says good morning to.
Actually, to tell the truth, I am a very happy pig, and love my slaves
as much as they love me. I love to eat cucumbers and swing them over my
head like a soccer ball. I also love to cuddle and sit on my owner's lap
for hours. I am not allowed on the floor, as there are bad things there
like the two dogs my owners have. Actually they are very friendly, and
love to lick and lay down with me. But still, my slaves say it is best
not to take chances. Whatever that means!