||Eight months old|
My name is Ozzie. I was a birthday present to my mother's
daughter, although I do like my mummy best! In the mornings I love to
eat my breakfast, which mum gives to me. It's delicious! It gets all
stuck around my beak and then I wipe it on mummy! I love to sit outside
in the tree in our garden and sing my lungs off! I can only do this
because my mum had the vet trim my wings so I can't fly away!
I do have two enemies in the house. There's a man who mum calls
'husband' and a girl who is called 'Daughter.'I bite them as hard as I
can to get them away from my mum and her youngest daughter. I am very
protective - it's my job. I've also recently learned the 'wolf whistle'
and I get applause each time I say it! I can also drive my car, seen the
photo. Don't I look pretty? My owners attach a piece of string so that I
can pull myself along it. I also love to clown around with my cat ball.
It's a blast! Each night I get a visitor - the neighbor's cat, whom I
ferociously attack the window to scare it away! I'm so naughty! Don't
come too close to my mum, or I'll have to bite ya! Hee hee hee