||One year old|
||Tucson, Arizona, USA|
name is Larry. I'm a guinea pig. This picture was taken when I was a
baby. But now I am big and strong and the top pig in my cage. I like to
climb into my haybin and boss the other guineas around - I don't fit as
well as I did back when this was taken, though. I escape and type on the
computer when my slaves (I mean the big stoopid humanz) are gone. I
like to eat parsley and carrots and apples and oranges and cucumbers. If
you are a guinea pig, know that I am better than you and I would rule your cage,
too. Just ask my underlings, Dexter and Cloud and Henry. They are stoopid,
but I let them stay because they worship me. Even the cat knows to leave
me alone, since I made noises to let her know I was boss of this house!!
My humans keep a lid on my cage to keep the cat safe from me!! Wheek!