||Eight years old|
Story of a Happy Iguana
My name is Sam, a boy's name but I am actually a girl. I assume it was
hard telling when I was small. I was born May 1995 and bought in a pet
store. They still go there to buy me good things to eat and sticks to
climb on. I live in a big home 4x3x2 feet with plenty of heat and light
and in the afternoon they open my door so I can go to the kitchen and
poop. I don't want to go in my home, because I am paper trained.
You know I love to eat. They don't know it but I'd rather eat my greens
and grapes and once in a while a piece of banana. I am about four feet
long and I weight almost six pounds. It is like they say, I am a fat and
lazy iguana and proud of it. Tonight I am going to lay on the head of the
sofa, they better lift up the blanket, so I can slide right under it, I
can hardly wait!