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| Name: |
Oedipus, Maude
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Age: |
4 1/2, Unknown
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| Gender: |
Male, Female
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Kind: |
Green Iguanas
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| Home: |
Charleston, South Carolina, USA
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Hi!
My name is Maude (the smaller more gorgeous one) and I will be
doing all the talking, because who wants to hear what my brother Oedi
has to say? We look like we're pals here, but we have our tiffs like
any normal brother and sister. Our parents adopted my brother Oedi
when he was very young (only about 6 inches long) and have watched him
grow ever since. He's now 5 1/2 feet long!! I'm ready for him to stop
growing, but it doesn't matter, I can still bully him around because
he is a big wuss. And how you say did our parents first have the honor
of living with me? Well they rescued me from a vet that was not taking
care of me about three years ago (notice I don't have all my toes).
Ironic, I know, but I am so much happier now. I feel like I have a
second chance at life, and I let my parents know that everyday when I
make them do what I want to do. I almost always get what I want. :D
They don't know my exact age, and I'm definitely not going to tell
them, a woman's gotta keep that kind of stuff secret, you know. Well
that's enough for now, we've got to get back to destroying stuff in
mom and dad's house, our favorite pastime.
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