||Ten years old|
||La Mesa, California, USA|
Nut is my most bestest friend in the whole world. He also happens
to be the sweetest iguana there is. He's a very friendly 'zard who
climbs on my back when it's time to go swimming. He soaks in the tub and
climbs out when he's had enough. His favorite foods are banana squash,
italian squash, and grapes. This soulful iguana has reached a weight of
over 14 pounds on a diet consisting of collard greens and romaine lettuce.
He likes to talk to the "other iguanas" that appear as he passes a
mirror, bobbing his head at them. He likes to give kisses, and he's very
cuddly, even if he's not furry. When it's sleepy time, he climbs on top
of (or usually next to) his pillow and his eyes start to look sleepy. I
know then that it's time to re-fill his humidifier and turn down his
lights. In the morning he yawns and licks his lips, getting ready for
another day of iguana adventures.