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Name: |
Osiris
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Age: |
Four year old
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Gender: |
Female
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Kind: |
Green Iguana
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Home: |
Boylston, Massachusetts, USA
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Hello
humans. I am Osiris the Iguana and I rule a small web and
database design shop, Lizard Database & Web, Inc. My daily
responsibilities include making sure the humans get all their work
done (or it's 30 lashes with my tail), acting as spokesperson for my
company, and performing other complicated duties. You must understand
that this business of mine is a front for a much larger operation -
reptilian world domination. So if you'll excuse me, I have to put the
finishing touches on my new plasmo-destruct-o raygun. If you want to
know more about me, the human that feeds me will say a little
more...
Osiris is a four year old female green iguana. She's approximately
four feet long, nose to tail, and weighs about nine pounds. We didn't
know that she was a she when we bought her, so we tossed a coin and
decided on a male name. By the time we realized that Osiris was
female, it was too late to change it. When my husband and I decided
to start our own business a couple of years ago, she helped us pick a
name and immediately became the mascot. Since then, she has built up
a bit of a following amongst our customers and business partners.
When Osiris isn't busy running the company or trying to take over the
world, she enjoys basking under her sun lamp (or outside in the sun
during the summer), chasing our two cats around the house, and eating
hand prepared chef salads. Her cage is in our home office so she can
keep up on our comings and goings. Unfortunately, she has almost
completely outgrown her current cage, so this summer we'll be
building her a new, much larger enclosure which will have a water
fountain for playing and bathing and lots of driftwood for climbing.
If you'd like to see more about Osiris, visit our
company's webpages.
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