Bad Mother Confessions!

[aly]

Well Tonya and I are sitting here fighting on AIM over who the worst mother is between us Can you guys believe she doesn't even spay or neuter her fishies?????

So now here's your chance to admit your guilt. I will start off with a few confessions of my own

• I only let the dogs have 3 extra blankets on the bed last night instead of their usual 5! I am so selfish that I wanted extra room. I promise never to remove 2 of their blankies again!
• I am such a lazy mother, I only put ice cubes in their water once today instead of twice.
• I fed the fish today at 6:05 instead of 6pm on the dot
• I only gave Shiloh dried up catnip instead of the fresh stuff from my grandmother's garden in Michigan that she's used to.

(No one take me seriously on this. We are just joking around)

[zippy-kat]

I plead guilty to the following:

* one count of lockin' a furbie in the bathroom (for Sophie's take on this read here )

* uhh... , 16 counts of not spaying or 'noodle-ing' the (premiscious) finned residents! (eek! and all in the same tank...quick! someone call the Guppy Housing Authorities!)

* numerous counts of providing parsley at only one of the demanded times

* three counts of not always having baby carrots in supply

[Cincy'sMom]

I am also guilty!!!

-I have not spayed or neutured my fish! (okay so I have three
different breeds and they have not done anything in five
years....)

-Last night I ate a banana whilt the dogs were outside and
didn't share with them!

-Monday night I cleaned up the backyard and threw out some of
their favorite (but ratty and dirty) toys!

PLEASE, PLEASE don't report me for being such a horrible mother!!!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I will admit to the following:
Shooing Leonardo off the bed when I'm trying to read because he lays by the pillow and INSISTS on washing himself and making the bed bounce. PLUS he makes a most annoying slurping noise.

Putting drops in Chester's ears because they have been bothering him. Also, drops (different kind] in Luke's eye that was infected. (All better now, thanks)

I am guilty of taking their uneatten canned food, mixing it with dry food and feeding outside strays, rather than let it spoil in their dishes.

Only brushing one cat at a time. They hate to wait their turn.

I actually let their dry food bowl get empty...TWICE this month so far.

I ate a slice of angelfood cake with canned peaches poured over it and DID NOT SHARE.
NAWTEE, NAWTEE, MOMMY!

[Former User]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
he makes a most annoying slurping noise.

LOL, I can relate to that one! Was pretty embarrasing when Kitty did this while I was on a phone...on the other end of the phone, someone was pretty confused... had to explain it's my cat, not me

[AmberLee]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
... he makes a most annoying slurping noise. ...

Isn't it AMAZING how loud a cat bath can be?

Niina, I had a wierd phone conversation the other day while Livvy was bathing. Now that I've read your post, I wonder if he could hear her ... Yikes!

*****
Sorry, short attention span here today!
My name is Amber Lee and I'm a BAAAAAD Mommy because last night I drug my beloved fur-angel backwards through a bush -- by her tail!!! And should the circumstances arise again, I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

[Former User]

One word AmberLee: YES.

[AmberLee]

Originally posted by Casper & Kitty
One word AmberLee: YES.

Two words back at ya: **BLUSH** **Cringe!!**

[Former User]

LOL AmberLee

[wolflady]

Like Oh My Gosh!!! How on earth can we treat our kids this way??!! I too, am a bad mother! Please don't report me....LOL

MOFF, I'm guilty of this too:
-Shooing Marius off the bed when I'm trying to read because he lays by the pillow and INSISTS on washing himself and making the bed bounce. PLUS he makes a most annoying slurping noise.
YUK! LOL

-Only giving the kitties one catnip furry mouse to play with instead of all 6

-God forbid, letting their bowls be empty! They make me feel REAL guilty about this when I refill the bowls by jamming their heads in there even before all food has been poured in. So Starving they must be! OH!!!

-eating string cheese in front of them and not sharing Bad BAD mommy!! I shared before!!

-not having a fresh catmint supply. I do have some of the dried stuff...does that count??!!

-and the worst of all...moving out of an uncomfortable position in bed...hence disturbing Marius's beauty sleep...

ROTFL

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by wolflady
-not having a fresh catmint supply. I do have some of the dried stuff...does that count??!!

Oh, Gosh! I'm guilty of this one too! LOL!

[wolflady]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces

Oh, Gosh! I'm guilty of this one too! LOL!

Do'h!!!!

[anna_66]

Ok, I've been really bad too! Here goes:

• I never put ice in my dogs water, but of course, she stays with my nephew & his girlfriend, & she did!
  
• We took Angus to the vet, & poor boy, they shaved his belly!
  
• Tuesday Angus didn't get to go to school with me {boo hoo}
  
• We took Angus to McDonals for a cheeseburger & fries after his vet appointment, & Roxey didn't get any!

See, I told you, I've been a horrible mother to my furbabies!

[purrley]

OK - I confess, I confess - I have not neutered my fish!!!
However, he's a Betta and has no one else in the vase.

[Pam]

Purrley thanks for the laugh!!! I needed that!