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    Some self-evident truths about pets...(joke)

    I thought this was kid of cute.
    I hope you enjoy!!!!

    Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

    Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.

    Dogs shed, cats shred.

    I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?

    No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

    I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

    Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

    We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: Why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?

    Women and cats will do as they please... men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

    When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

    In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.


    Tyson I miss you
    You will always be in my heart

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    Quote Originally Posted by new mom to a veiled
    I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
    That is so cute And oh so true!
    "She said she usually cried at least once each day, not because she was sad, but because the world was so beautiful... and life was so short."

    "..We know what we are, but know not what we may be."

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    aww i love it its so cute and true like Friendy2004 said!
    Thanks so much Ashley for the siggy!
    Zoey Marie NAJ NA RN (flat-coated retriever)
    Wynset's Sam I AM "Sage" RA (shetland sheepdog)
    T.j (english setter)

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