Thursday 126- Show me a trick!

[RICHARD]

Because of all the tension we have had for the last few weeks I thought that a mindless thursday would be in order sooooooo....

Let me welcome you all to the

First Annual Thursday's Talent Show.

If you have a simple physical talent that no one knows about, but you are really proud of, please show it off for us!!


There are no prizes for this contest.....except for the fact that you can do something that no one expects...

This is Theatre of the Mind, so remember to be descriptive!
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The DOTD is......
Mind Eraser



This can be prepared in a rocks glass without ice or in a highball over ice. It is meant to be slurped quickly with a straw. The carbonation in the soda will oxidize the alcohol content into your bloodstream quick.
INGREDIENTS:

1 oz. Kahlua
1 oz. Vodka
Splash of Club soda
PREPARATION:

Build over ice in a highball glass or straight into a rocks glass.

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If I don't see your order right off the bat please be patient.....The people in the office don't know I am drinking during work hours!!!!

[slick]

Oh, oh....watch this.

I can walk and chew gum at the same time.

A DOTD please...just going into a meeting...

[Kfamr]

Can anyone sit as pretty as Simba? It's his favorite trick.
http://petevents.com/~simba/SimbaPost7-21-2005/7.jpg

[wolflady]

Anything DOTD with Kahlua in it is for me!

I'm just so talented, I have no idea where to begin. I'm facially incline, and can do a lot of weird stuff with my face...heck, you all have seen me, so I know you know what I'm talking about! Heh..

Ok...ummm...a little known talent:
I can actually do this asana (yoga pose) without any difficulty:


It's called halasana (plow pose).

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

The only physical talent I have is walking into things - I'm such a clutz.

Just did it again last Saturday. Walking through the lobby of one of our State Park's lodges - rustic, historic, beautiful - <thud> OUCHIE!

Then I have a catch 22. Need a DOTD to ease the pain, but a DOTD makes me even more clutzy, requiring more DOTDs to ease more pain......

So.....line 'em up!

Mario, want to see a really pretty purple bruise? Aaaahhh....yes...rubbing cherries on it does make it feel better.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I have no talent at anything whatsoever!

I'll just go home and take a nap!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
I have no talent at anything whatsoever!

I'll just go home and take a nap!

MOFF,
How's about ordering a drink first?

A Cherry Limeade and four Cat nip teas? and some onion rings!!!

Napping with all the kitties!!!!
That takes talent.....You have to make sure everyone stays on the bed.

T&P,

Were you a demolition derby driver in a prior life??


So let's line them up!!!

Done!


Mario, massage therapist???



Wolflady,

Half of PT left with back pains!!

DOTD? DONE!

Kfamr,

Simba gets up a treat...

Done!

What about you?


Slick.....

Here's a DOTD in a sippy cup....

no one will ever know...

DONE!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by RICHARD
MOFF,
How's about ordering a drink first?

A Cherry Limeade and four Cat nip teas? and some onion rings!!!

Napping with all the kitties!!!!
That takes talent.....You have to make sure everyone stays on the bed.

DONE!

Yes, to all the above!
Chester wants to know if you can make him a catnip pie?

[smokey the elder]

One of those DOTD's sounds pretty fine about now. So what if I fall asleep in the safety meeting?

My special talent is providing a comfy platform for sleepy kitties.

[lbaker]

I can open jars with my feet I guess a laaaarge DOTD would be in order. Put it in a jar and let me do my stuff

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Yes, to all the above!
Chester wants to know if you can make him a catnip pie?

I THINK I CAN...

Chester, I really like you, but if i burn that sucker will you forgive me?

DONE!

Smokey...

Sit in the back where no one can see you.


The sleeping platform trick does it for me....


A sippy cup DOTD...take notes and remember...



The Safety Dance

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

Say, we can go where we want to, a place that they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind

And we can dance

We can go when we want to, the night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise them with the victory cry

Say, we can act if we want to, if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude or totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile


Say we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
They're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody taken the chance

The safety dance
The safety dance
The safety dance

We can dance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it we are never going to lose it
And everything will work out right

Say, we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
well they're no friend of mine


DONE!


Laurie,

I knew a foot trick was in the making.....

DOTD in the bottle!
DONE!

[Karen]

I have pretty prehensile toes - I can pick up things like marbles, pens or pencils with my feet, or open certain doorknobs with a foot - but they have to be the old-fashioned kind, as my toes are not preternaturally long, so cannot grip the modern-shaped ones.

No DOTD for me, though, I still have plenty of Fruit2-O with me.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Karen
I have pretty prehensile toes - I can pick up things like marbles, pens or pencils with my feet, or open certain doorknobs with a foot - but they have to be the old-fashioned kind, as my toes are not preternaturally long, so cannot grip the modern-shaped ones.

No DOTD for me, though, I still have plenty of Fruit2-O with me.

Karen......


Watch out for this group....they will start dropping things to see you do this..


Can I get you a straw, glass or ice?

[Karen]

Originally posted by RICHARD
Karen......


Watch out for this group....they will start dropping things to see you do this..


Can I get you a straw, glass or ice?

That's okay - as long as they drop three-dimensional things that they don't care if they get touched by feet - not problem. I developed the skill/talent as an asthmatic kid - bending down to pick anything up made me feel like I was "smuffocating," so I'd just pick stuff up with my toes!

No straw, glass or ice required, but I'll save the offer for some other time.

[RedHedd]

Ooh! David Bowie! Thanks RICHARD!

I can do the splits and I LOVE camel pose (it's a yoga pose) ... .but I can't do both at the same time

A nice peach iced tea for me .... and now it's back to work!