Jess was sleeping in class. "Who is the creator of Earth?" Asked the teacher, ms. jat. The kid behind Jess, Jerry, poked her with a needle. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" She yelled. "Very good, Jess," said Ms.Jat. Then the teacher said, "Who was Mary and Joseph's son?"
Jerry poked Jess with the needle. "JESUS CHRIST!" She yelled.
"Very good, Jess," said Ms. Jat. "What did Eve say to Adam after their 25th child?" Asked Ms. Jat. Jerry poked Jess. "YOU SHOVE THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF!"
Said Jess. The teacher fainted. LOL!
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