Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food ?
When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable why do you suddenly have to go to the bathroom?
Why is it that cats have the impeccable timing of positioning themselves precisely under your feet the minute you decide to stumble to the bathroom in the middle of the night?
Why is it that when dogs leap onto your bed it's because they adore being with you but when cats leap onto your bed it's because they adore your bed?
Why is it that a cats desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture?
If a cat eats cheese does it catch mice with baited breath?
How come cats can leave white paw prints on a black car then jump onto a white car and leave black paw prints?
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