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  1. 04-08-2005, 01:22 PM #1
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    Actual ads...

    Some of them kind of mean...But most funny.


    Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:


    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
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    FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
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    FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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    GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
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    FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.. Better
    be reward.
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    COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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    NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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    GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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    NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
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    JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
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    FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
    I've been BOO'd!
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  2. 04-08-2005, 01:34 PM #2
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    Very funny. I love the parachute one. **OUCH**
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  3. 04-08-2005, 03:03 PM #3
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    FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.. Better be reward.

    lol, poor thing, hope he found his family
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  4. 04-08-2005, 03:45 PM #4
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    LMAO! OMGosh those are good!
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  5. 04-09-2005, 06:26 PM #5
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    FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.. Better be reward


    this one made me spit water out!!! LOLOL
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  6. 04-09-2005, 11:27 PM #6
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    i can't stop laughing....

    MAXIMUS is starting to look at me like i've lost it or something...

    thanx i really needed that..............

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  7. 04-09-2005, 11:59 PM #7
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    Blah, I think it would be funny if it was a joke. Since they are real ads though, it just makes me really sad. Stupid people.

    *edit* I was talking about the animal ones. The others are really funny.
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  8. 04-10-2005, 09:02 AM #8
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    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

    I groom that dog.

    "We give dogs the time we can spare, the space we can spare and the love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made" - M. Facklam

    "We are raised to honor all the wrong explorers and discoverers - thieves planting flags, murderers carrying crosses. Let us at last praise the colonizers of dreams."- P.S. Beagle

    "All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king." - J.R.R. Tolkien
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  9. 04-10-2005, 09:36 AM #9
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    Love it! to funny.


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    Those cracked me up!
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    FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog

    that is too funny.
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  12. 04-17-2005, 06:19 PM #12
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    Funny!!
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    Thanks I need that. Had a bad night at work, My fur babies are looking at me like I've lost my mind or something because I'm laughing so hard.
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  15. 05-04-2005, 05:23 AM #15
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    LOL those are cute
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