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    Satan and the turtle

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7234407/?GT1=6305

    Someone should be selling this on Ebay pretty soon.

    Maybe it's me, but I don't see Satan on this little guy although the fact that he was the only survivor of the fire was a little odd.

    Oh, this is what it says about ebay:

    Dora has produced a D-V-D of the turtle’s story that he plans to auction on the Internet. He will also offer the winning bidder the chance to buy Lucky off-line.


    All I see is a reflection of light.


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    The saying that springs to mind is, "Fools and their money are soon parted"

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    Grilled cheese sandwiches, fish sticks, now turtles ....

    I have GOT to come up with a way to cash in on this fad.

    The saying that comes to MY mind is, "God must love stupid people. He sure made a lot of them."
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    All I see is a donkey with long ears at the top. Can't remember the exact quote from another message board but it was something to the effect of "What would happen if the turtle ate the grilled cheese sandwich? " Cracked me up. I'll try and find it later. And I agree that there's a sucker born every minute and it's not me!

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    I did the right thing by setting you free
    But the pain is very deep.
    If only I could turn back time, forever, you I'd keep.
    I miss you


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    How I wish I could hold you near.
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    Here's my first question-- what does Satan look like?

    I don't see Satan there either. I see a donkey too.

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    Important Update
    Turtle not satan

    9/3/13
    I did the right thing by setting you free
    But the pain is very deep.
    If only I could turn back time, forever, you I'd keep.
    I miss you


    I hear you whimper in your sleep
    I gently pet you and say, no bad dreams
    It will be alright, to my dog as dark as night.

    Fur as dark as the night.
    Join me on this flight.
    Paws of love that follow me.
    In my heart you'll forever be.
    [/SIZE]



    How I wish I could hold you near.
    Turn back time to make it so.
    Hug you close and never let go.
    11/12/06




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    LOL, I would have though she more a saint, with putting up with Bill.

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    Poor turtle. Good quetsion flame, what does satan look like? Aparently this guy knows enough to pick him out of a lineup.
    "There are two things which cannot be attacked in front: ignorance and narrow-mindedness. They can only be shaken by the simple development of the contrary qualities. They will not bear discussion."

    Lord John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton

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    Originally posted by Oggyflute
    The saying that springs to mind is, "Fools and their money are soon parted"
    I always thought the line was "A fool and his money are soon partying..."

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    I still think Jen's easter bunny cat poop litter sould have gone to ebay -- that was more the easter bunny than this turtle shell is the devil.

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