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  1. 01-19-2005, 02:43 PM #1
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    Men are like... ;)

    I got this from an email from my friend..its so funny. Isn't it the truth though? Lmao

    Men are like .......Laxatives . They irritate the shit out of you.
    Men are like ....... Vacations . They never seem to be long enough.
    Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
    Men are like ....... Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite
    sure why.
    Men are like . Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually
    head right
    for your hips.
    Men are like . Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
    Men are like ....... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are
    always 1/2
    off.
    Men are like . Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
    Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
    emotion.
    Men are like . Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little
    while.
    Men are like . Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're
    coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
    Men are like ....... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very
    bright.
    Men are like ....... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are
    taken, the
    rest are handicapped.


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  2. 01-19-2005, 06:49 PM #2
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    Lol! Those are funny!
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  3. 01-19-2005, 06:49 PM #3
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    Oh my goodness, I can't stop laughing!! That is so hilarious!!
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  4. 01-19-2005, 07:46 PM #4
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    LOL! That was great! Thanks for sharing!
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    Men are like . Snowstorms ......
    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!


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  6. 01-19-2005, 08:49 PM #6
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    Men are like ....... Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
    lol- I like this one
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    Twas hilarious!

    -thank you Poppy for the avatar.


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    lol that is hilarious!!! Oh I love that. And gosh it's the truth!!! I gotta show all my friends that they'll love it. Thanks for sharing. lol


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  9. 01-21-2005, 10:17 PM #9
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    Re: Men are like... ;)

    Originally posted by bluekat
    Men are like ....... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very
    bright.

    Men are like ....... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. [/B]

    *snort*
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    "All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king." - J.R.R. Tolkien
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  10. 01-21-2005, 10:25 PM #10
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    Love the last 2



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  11. 01-22-2005, 06:20 AM #11
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    Being a man I still enjoyed them except the one about the lava lamp "men are like lava lamps - lovely to look at, but not too bright"
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  12. 01-22-2005, 08:06 AM #12
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    Mark and I read this together last night, he even got a kick out of it

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