Dear Momcat and Dadcat: I have come here to PetTalk to demand a formal apology from you. For months now you have accused me of being the one who was peeing in the kitchen sink. My protests of innocence have fallen on deaf ears. You know that I am too much of a lady to do such a thing. Only a nawtee (hint hint) kitty would pee in the sink.
Well, last night, the truth finally came out. Right in the middle of your dinner party, Pepper jumped up on the kitchen counter, which is a big no no. Then, she squatted in the sink and peed! Everyone at the party saw it. I could tell by their looks of disgust that Pepper was in trouble.
Yet, still no apology from you. No extra cuddles, no special treats – no nothing! This sad episode has caused me to seriously doubt whether I adopted the right family. Tap, tap, tap – I’m waiting…..
Impatiently Yours, Cammie
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