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Thread: The Night Before Xmas.....

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    The Night Before Xmas.....

    I thought that this might be fun....

    Everyone knows the poem, "The Night Before Xmas"..

    So I thought it would be fun to rewrite it for the PT site....

    No rules, Just write two stanzas and we'll see where it goes!

    Twas the Night before Xmas,
    And on the PT site.
    Members were posting,
    Their kids by their side.

    The were eagerly awaiting
    The first signs of Claus-
    At the first sound of reindeer,
    They'd be up on their paws!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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    The stockings were hung by the chimneys with care,
    My cats were hoping catnip would soon be put in there!

    My cats were all nestled snug in my bed,
    Visions of tuna and catnip danced in their heads.
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    MY BLESSINGS:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip

    Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,

    Frankie

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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    Twas the Night before Xmas,
    And on the PT site.
    Members were posting,
    Their kids by their side.

    The were eagerly awaiting
    The first signs of Claus-
    At the first sound of reindeer,
    They'd be up on their paws!

    The stockings were hung by the chimneys with care,
    My cats were hoping catnip would soon be put in there!
    My cats were all nestled snug in my bed,
    Visions of tuna and catnip danced in their heads

    While the dog was snoozing in front of the fire
    He dreamed of the things that he really desired.
    Like rawhides and greenies and great big bones
    He wanted to be royal like a cat on their throne.

    9/3/13
    I did the right thing by setting you free
    But the pain is very deep.
    If only I could turn back time, forever, you I'd keep.
    I miss you


    I hear you whimper in your sleep
    I gently pet you and say, no bad dreams
    It will be alright, to my dog as dark as night.

    Fur as dark as the night.
    Join me on this flight.
    Paws of love that follow me.
    In my heart you'll forever be.
    [/SIZE]



    How I wish I could hold you near.
    Turn back time to make it so.
    Hug you close and never let go.
    11/12/06




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    Twas the Night before Xmas,
    And on the PT site.
    Members were posting,
    Their kids by their side.

    They were eagerly awaiting
    The first signs of Claus-
    At the first sound of reindeer,
    They'd be up on their paws!

    The stockings were hung by the chimneys with care,
    My cats were hoping catnip would soon be put in there!
    My cats were all nestled snug in my bed,
    Visions of tuna and catnip danced in their heads

    While the dog was snoozing in front of the fire
    He dreamed of the things that he really desired.
    Like rawhides and greenies and great big bones
    He wanted to be royal like a cat on their throne.

    The kitties were sleeping, all over the place
    You could see Xmas dreams written all over their face.
    I snuck to my bedroom and took off my ball cap
    And settled my brain for a long winter's nap

    ------------------------------------------

    This should help everyone...



    http://blackdog.net/holiday/christmas/twas.html
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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    Twas the Night before Xmas,
    And on the PT site.
    Members were posting,
    Their kids by their side.

    They were eagerly awaiting
    The first signs of Claus-
    At the first sound of reindeer,
    They'd be up on their paws!

    The stockings were hung by the chimneys with care,
    My cats were hoping catnip would soon be put in there!
    My cats were all nestled snug in my bed,
    Visions of tuna and catnip danced in their heads

    While the dog was snoozing in front of the fire
    He dreamed of the things that he really desired.
    Like rawhides and greenies and great big bones
    He wanted to be royal like a cat on their throne.

    The kitties were sleeping, all over the place
    You could see Xmas dreams written all over their face.
    I snuck to my bedroom and took off my ball cap
    And settled my brain for a long winter's nap

    When down in the kitchen there arose such a clatter,
    The kittens had knocked down the good turkey platter!
    Down to the kitchen I intended to go
    Oh what a mess... you couldn't know!

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    Twas the Night before Xmas,
    And on the PT site.
    Members were posting,
    Their kids by their side.

    They were eagerly awaiting
    The first signs of Claus-
    At the first sound of reindeer,
    They'd be up on their paws!

    The stockings were hung by the chimneys with care,
    My cats were hoping catnip would soon be put in there!
    My cats were all nestled snug in my bed,
    Visions of tuna and catnip danced in their heads

    While the dog was snoozing in front of the fire
    He dreamed of the things that he really desired.
    Like rawhides and greenies and great big bones
    He wanted to be royal like a cat on their throne.

    The kitties were sleeping, all over the place
    You could see Xmas dreams written all over their face.
    I snuck to my bedroom and took off my ball cap
    And settled my brain for a long winter's nap

    When down in the kitchen there arose such a clatter,
    The kittens had knocked down the good turkey platter!
    Down to the kitchen I intended to go
    Oh what a mess... you couldn't know!

    I picked it all up,
    and what do you know?
    All of a sundon I Heard a Jolly,
    "Ho ho ho"!

    Lol I stink at this.
    Last edited by joanofark; 12-04-2004 at 06:00 PM.

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    Twas the Night before Xmas,
    And on the PT site.
    Members were posting,
    Their kids by their side.

    They were eagerly awaiting
    The first signs of Claus-
    At the first sound of reindeer,
    They'd be up on their paws!

    The stockings were hung by the chimneys with care,
    My cats were hoping catnip would soon be put in there!
    My cats were all nestled snug in my bed,
    Visions of tuna and catnip danced in their heads

    While the dog was snoozing in front of the fire
    He dreamed of the things that he really desired.
    Like rawhides and greenies and great big bones
    He wanted to be royal like a cat on their throne.

    The kitties were sleeping, all over the place
    You could see Xmas dreams written all over their face.
    I snuck to my bedroom and took off my ball cap
    And settled my brain for a long winter's nap

    When down in the kitchen there arose such a clatter,
    The kittens had knocked down the good turkey platter!
    Down to the kitchen I intended to go
    Oh what a mess... you couldn't know!

    I picked it all up,
    and what do you know?
    All of a sudden I Heard a Jolly,
    "Ho ho ho"!

    I couldn't believe what my ears were hearing
    Looking out of the window and into the clearing
    For there was my hero, all dressed in red
    And the eight tiny reindeer ahead of the sled.

    I opened the door and snuck down the stairs
    Watching ever so carefully at the deer in pairs
    And as I got closer I gleamed with delight
    For there was Richard prepared for his flight.

    I looked in the sleigh and what did I see?
    Two little elves named Laurie and Zippy.
    I asked them, "how come you're invited along?"
    They said all they did was sing a song.

    They quickly loaded the gifts into the sack
    And together we hauled it on to the back.
    I asked "Where is Santa" and looked all around
    Richard said he was stuck in the Lost and Found.

    "OH NO!" I exclaimed as I ran in the house
    "You've no idea what's in there, including the mouse!
    There's clothes, and shoes, and icky things too
    Richard and Zippy, whatever shall we do?"
    Last edited by slick; 12-05-2004 at 11:01 AM.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    --Polar Express

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    Dusting off an oldie....

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    Where is the rest of it? I was reading along, really enjoying it, and suddenly BOOM, I'm advised this is an oldie?! Before my time, so it is new to ME! What fun!
    .

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    got me fooled too.. haha.. and I was like "hey, some peeps have come back"..lol

    very neat!
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    she will be deeply missed.......Thank you for letting us be a part of your life, you will surely remain in ours FOREVER........R.I.P. Dear Corinna

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    dedicated to the kindest,loveliest and always helpful dude that one would be honored and proud to know........R.I.P. Dear Phred



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    Quote Originally Posted by slick View Post
    Twas the Night before Xmas,
    And on the PT site.
    Members were posting,
    Their kids by their side.

    They were eagerly awaiting
    The first signs of Claus-
    At the first sound of reindeer,
    They'd be up on their paws!

    The stockings were hung by the chimneys with care,
    My cats were hoping catnip would soon be put in there!
    My cats were all nestled snug in my bed,
    Visions of tuna and catnip danced in their heads

    While the dog was snoozing in front of the fire
    He dreamed of the things that he really desired.
    Like rawhides and greenies and great big bones
    He wanted to be royal like a cat on their throne.

    The kitties were sleeping, all over the place
    You could see Xmas dreams written all over their face.
    I snuck to my bedroom and took off my ball cap
    And settled my brain for a long winter's nap

    When down in the kitchen there arose such a clatter,
    The kittens had knocked down the good turkey platter!
    Down to the kitchen I intended to go
    Oh what a mess... you couldn't know!

    I picked it all up,
    and what do you know?
    All of a sudden I Heard a Jolly,
    "Ho ho ho"!

    I couldn't believe what my ears were hearing
    Looking out of the window and into the clearing
    For there was my hero, all dressed in red
    And the eight tiny reindeer ahead of the sled.

    I opened the door and snuck down the stairs
    Watching ever so carefully at the deer in pairs
    And as I got closer I gleamed with delight
    For there was Richard prepared for his flight.

    I looked in the sleigh and what did I see?
    Two little elves named Laurie and Zippy.
    I asked them, "how come you're invited along?"
    They said all they did was sing a song.

    They quickly loaded the gifts into the sack
    And together we hauled it on to the back.
    I asked "Where is Santa" and looked all around
    Richard said he was stuck in the Lost and Found.

    "OH NO!" I exclaimed as I ran in the house
    "You've no idea what's in there, including the mouse!
    There's clothes, and shoes, and icky things too
    Richard and Zippy, whatever shall we do?"
    As moonlight shined down on the earth below
    The L&F looked like the next place we'd go...
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
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    I don't know how to copy the previous

    "Slick ran to the roof to ask Mario for help
    and he ran to the Ork as he gave a small yelp.

    It's the HazMat guys!! they help all in need
    now get to the bar RICHARD and pour us some Mead"
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