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    In The Beginning...

    On the first day of creation, God created the cat....

    On the second day, God created man to serve the cat....

    On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat....

    On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat....

    On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it....

    On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke....

    On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to scoop the litterbox....

    Yes, it's a cat's world after all. Amen!


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    AMEN!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Amen to that!

    All of the above is very true! LOL Good one


    Thank you so much Michelle!

    Please be responsible, spay and neuter your pets!


    I've been BOO'd!!! Thanks Lori!

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    LOL . . . so true.
    -christa


    ~RIP Abby Jan 14, 1995 - July 21, 2005~

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    There you go again Richard!! Got me laughing out loud! I LUV YA!

    Special Needs Pets just leave bigger imprints on your heart!

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    Truer words were never spoken!
    ~*~ "None left to rescue, none left to buy, none left to suffer, none left to die. None to be beaten, none to be kicked...all must be loved and all must be fixed".
    Author Unknown ~*~

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    ~BRRR~ I'VE BEEN FROSTED!!!~ BRRR~

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    LOL LOL So so true!

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    I think you just wrote the first page of the "Cat Bible"!!



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    The Found Cats,know that to be the Gospel Truth! That animals were sent down,to be a test,for Man,to see how truly good,they are,to the small,and weakl
    THE RAINBOW BRIDGE FOUND HOTEL ANGELS HAVE A NEW FRIEND IN CORINNA.


    ALMOND ROCCA BATON AND ELLIE ANGELS ARE GUARDIANS TO ETERNAL KITTENS ROCC-EL AND T TEEN ANGEL, ALMOND ROCA , VLAD , PAWLEE , SPRITE. LITTLE HEX, OSIRIS AND ANNIE ANGELS.
    EBONY BEAU TUBSTER AND PEACHES BW SPIKE & SMOKEY


    NOW PRECIOUS AND SAM ARE TOGETHER WITH ETERNAL KITTENS SAMMY ,PRESLEY, SYLVESTER AND SCRATCHY JR , MIGHTY MARINA, COSMIC CARMEN, SAMSON ,UNDER KITTY AND SUNKIST AUTUMN & PUMPKIN.
    MIA AND ORANGE BLOSSOM ANGELS HAVE ADOPTED TUXIE , TROOPER , SONGBIRD AND LITTLE BITTY KITTIES MIA-MI BLOSSOMER, TUXEDO AND DASH AS THIER ETERNAL KITTENS.
    PRINCESS JOSEPH AND MICHAEL ARE CELEBRATING 19 YEARS AS LUCKY FOUND CATS

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