Logan are you out there?

[Pam]

This was in today's Pet Warmers, which I subscribe to. Somehow it had Butter's name written all over it!!

STRICT CAT RULES

1. Stray cats will not be fed.

2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.

3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with
a little milk.

4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with
warm milk, yummy treats and leftover fish scraps.

5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their permanent
residence.

6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up and cuddled
unnecessarily.

7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled will
absolutely not be given a name.

8. Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed inside the house
at any time.

9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at certain times.

10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days ending
in "y."

11. Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on or
sharpen their claws on the furniture.

12. Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on, or sharpen claws on
the really good furniture.

13. Stray cats will be permitted on all furniture but must sharpen claws
on new $114.99 sisal-rope cat-scratching post with three perches.

[Logan]

Ha Ha Pam! You won't believe this, but I had just done the "copy" from my Petwarmers e-mail, to paste it right here in this topic! I saw your "Logan are you out there", and I was so curious I looked at it first! What a surprise! My comment was going to be that I thought Spencer would enjoy this one, but I especially thought of Butter!!! He has won my heart (and my poor hands). We hit a milestone last night...woke up around 4:30 this morning, and he was asleep right up next to my side. That is a triumph! Yeah!!

[Pam]

Logan...Was Mimi in the bed too...at the same time??

[Logan]

Well, I said that we hit a milestone, but not that big, Pam! No way was Mimi in the bed. She was sleeping with Helen and Honey! She NEVER comes in the room where Butter is on purpose! At least they all have a couple of choices of where to sleep!