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    Negativism ;)

    This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. Remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less, makes your life miserable.

    A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her boyfriend. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

    "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

    "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late.
    So, where are you staying in Rome?"

    "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste." "Don't go any further." I know that place. "Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?"

    "We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

    "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it!"

    A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

    "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel was
    great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

    "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "That's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

    "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors. He asked if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

    "Oh, really! What'd he say?"


    He said, "Where did you get that dreadful hairdo?"



    "I don't know which weapons will be used in the third World war, but in the fourth, it will be sticks and stones" --- Albert Einstein.


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    Oh wow! Thats funny! But what is also funny is that I bet that,
    that hair dresser was speachless ya know! Oh man, I would have loved to see the look on her face! lol

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    ROFLOL!!!!

    Well that just got my day off with a wonderful laugh. Thank you!!

    From Decker with Love

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    Good one!

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    I love it .
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    LOL!!! That was great!!!
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    Excellent!

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    Ouch!!!

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    And a big thiiiiiiipppp to the hairdresser! LOL that was great!

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    That was a good one! Thanks.
    Nancy



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    hehe Good one Micki!

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    lol thats funny!

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    Good one Randi - I like that!

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    LOL!!!
    That was just what I needed!
    I've been feeling so invisible lately, I needed a laugh!!!
    (pst... let me know if you can't see this. Then I'll know I've disappeared for sure!!!)
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    MOFF! We can see you! Did you really think you could make yourself invisible?? LOL!

    Glad to see you!! Come over in the Bar and share the Champaigne - unless you're on cherry limonade!

    I'll bring some Nacho's cheeseflavour!



    "I don't know which weapons will be used in the third World war, but in the fourth, it will be sticks and stones" --- Albert Einstein.


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