I found this somewhere:
The 10 Biggest Lies
1. The check is in the mail.
2. I'll respect you in the morning.
3. I'm from the government, and I am here to help you.
4. Trust me, I'll take care of everything.
5. Drinking? Why, no, Officer.
6. I never watch television except for PBS.
7. … but we can still be good friends.
8. Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.
9. I've never done anything like this before.
10. … then take a left. You can't miss it.
Have you got any good ones?
How about:
11. I'm going to ask her for a divorce tomorrow.
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