The 10 Biggest Lies

**jonza** · 08-04-2004, 11:45 AM

I found this somewhere:

The 10 Biggest Lies

1. The check is in the mail.

2. I'll respect you in the morning.

3. I'm from the government, and I am here to help you.

4. Trust me, I'll take care of everything.

5. Drinking? Why, no, Officer.

6. I never watch television except for PBS.

7. … but we can still be good friends.

8. Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.

9. I've never done anything like this before.

10. … then take a left. You can't miss it.

Have you got any good ones?

How about:

11. I'm going to ask her for a divorce tomorrow.

**catland** · 08-04-2004, 12:08 PM

Just one from my cats.

"Daddy didn't feed me this morning. Please feed me, I'm so hungry."

**smokey the elder** · 08-04-2004, 12:21 PM

Frem Freckles, a former foster, to her new meowmie: "No one ever ever petted me at the foster home."

**momoffuzzyfaces** · 08-04-2004, 12:30 PM

It wasn't ME! One of the other cats broke it!

**DJFyrewolf36** · 08-04-2004, 12:39 PM

It must have been someone else clawing your feet at 3 am, meowme

**AmberLee** · 08-04-2004, 02:10 PM

You found a warm spot on the table? Hmm, must have been a rare solar heat spot. We cats don't go up there.

**lizzielou742** · 08-04-2004, 02:51 PM

Tito sez: "If you leave me alone in the kitchen with the empty cereal bowl in the sink, I promise I won't jump up there and drink the last bits of milk out of your bowl!"

Another big lie: "It's not you, it's me!"

**swimma253** · 08-04-2004, 02:56 PM

*She/He Did It!

*I hate you!

*Im serious!- Im not lying!

**Tonya** · 08-04-2004, 03:48 PM

Darn! I've been caught! I think I've used half of those lies. lol.

**Tonya** · 08-04-2004, 03:49 PM

Oh! I got a few that my husband always uses.

"It's only going to cost a couple bucks."

or

"It's going to be cheap to do."

or

"Oh, it won't cost nothing to fix that."

This normally applies to his motorcycle racing, but he's also used it on fixing the house up, the car, etc...

**DJFyrewolf36** · 08-04-2004, 04:27 PM

Originally posted by Tonya
Oh! I got a few that my husband always uses.

"It's only going to cost a couple bucks."

or

"It's going to be cheap to do."

or

"Oh, it won't cost nothing to fix that."

This normally applies to his motorcycle racing, but he's also used it on fixing the house up, the car, etc...

My husband uses these for the cars on a regular basis...

The house and the computer are also prime situations lol

**Tonya** · 08-04-2004, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by DJFyrewolf36
My husband uses these for the cars on a regular basis... The house and the computer are also prime situations lol

Yeah...the most recent one..."We can get a nice flat screen moniter really cheap..."