Warnings written on military equipment

[jonza]

Genuine warnings written on military equipment and publications:

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F.Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it.
That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." -Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush." - Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."- Anon
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Unknown

(And lastly) "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." - U.S.A. Ammo Troop

[Fallon]

heheeh funny and must spread this to a few friends.

[Kfamr]

It's actually kind of scary that they have to have those warnings for people who are supposed to be protecting us.

[DJFyrewolf36]

I've heard all of those warnings in military school....

And sadly...most people need them!!

[G.P.girl]

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." - U.S.A. Ammo Troop

sound like good advice to me :P

[delidog]

Oh Jonza,
Where do you find these...

Life Truly imitates Comedy!!!