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    The "Just-a-Minute quiz" (joke)

    On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan who has been running the "Just-a-Minute quiz" every lunchtime for years. These are actual answers from some contestants...

    1) Something a blind man might use?
    A sword

    2) A Song with the word Moon in the title?
    Blue Suede Moon

    3) Name the Capital of France?
    "F"

    4) Name a bird with a long neck?
    Naomi Campbell

    5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch?
    A burglar

    6) Where is the Taj Mahal?
    Opposite the dental hospital

    7) What is Hitler's first name
    Heil

    8) As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint - think of my name)
    A pig in sh*t

    9) Some famous brothers
    Bonnie and Clyde.

    10) A dangerous race
    The Arabs

    11) Something that floats in a bath
    Water

    12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
    A horse

    13) Something you wear on a beach
    A deck-chair

    14) A famous Royal
    Mail

    15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine
    A bicycle with wings

    16) A famous bridge
    The Bridge Over Troubled Waters

    17) Something a cat does
    Goes to the toilet

    18) Something you do in the bathroom
    Decorate

    19) A method of securing your home
    Put the kettle on

    20) Something associated with pigs
    The Police

    21) A sign of the Zodiac
    April

    22) Something people might be allergic to
    Skiing

    23) Something you do before you go to bed
    Sleep

    24) Something you put on walls
    A roof

    25) Something slippery
    A con-man

    26) A kind of ache
    A fillet of fish

    27) A Jacket Potato topping
    Jam

    28) A food that can be brown or white
    A potato

    29) A famous Scotsman
    Jock

    30) A famous Welshman
    Vinnie Jones

    31) Something you open other than a door
    Your bowels

    "Peace cannot be achieved through violence,
    it can only be attained through understanding."
    Albert Einstein

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    LMAO!!! I love all of them. Thanks for sharing!
    - - Tiffany && Blueberry - -

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    LMAO!! that is to funney
    KayKay

    R.I.P. my sweet Little bit and itty bit you will be in my heart forever I love you!

    "No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle"
    Winston Churchill

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