I'm the worst cook ever.
So I attempted to complete the simple task of baking oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. And yes...I failed miserably. I don't think I've ever made a bigger mess of the kitchen. Plus, I managed to spill flour all over the counter and floor...and everything in between, including Zoey...Moose's whole back-end. Ay yi yi...I just spent the last 2 hours giving the dogs bathes...and the 2 hours before that baking those stupid cookies. And they weren't even good...I managed to burn the first two pans and was too sick from eating the dough and burnt cookies to enjoy the "successful" cookies I managed to make...without burning them.
It's times like these I find myself acting eerily similar to Jessica Simpson...an awful cook with not an ounce of common sense when it comes to anything "housewife" related...and Josh has reminded me of that plenty of times.
I know, a pointless rant...but I need to vent to someone other than Josh. lol.
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