Wundered whut wuz up last nite...
saw da Airport Limo pullin inna driveway
an tried ta tell Dad...
He jest sed "Zzzzzz..."

Den we heard da garage door goin up...

Found da Trail a Kat Printz inna snow this mornin...
anna buncha marks where sumbuddie drug sum soft-sided luggage
thru da snow...

Dad *squalwk'd* bout his Aftur Shave Stinky Waddur wuz missin, too.
Then noticed hiz Plastik Munney Kard wuz gone when he tried ta pay
fur gas inna kar...

We wuz *thinkin* bout sneekin along onna boat ride...
notice Gavin, Sadie, Joey, Louey... seem ta be inna
Ship's Kumpanie...
wunder iffin we kan Hook Up wiff em in New Yawk??

Better start *lookin* ta see if there's any luggage left inna howze...
Notice da Kat snitched a kupla our new Chrissmiss Bamdannaz -
wunder if WE gotz anyfin to WEAR!??