Since I am a published poet, I get letters every year inviting me to attend the International Poetry Convention. This is the second year I have gotten an invitation, but every time it breaks my heart that I can't go.

First off, you are responsible to pay to get there and pay for your hotel... (but note: There's a hotel near by the convention that gives members a discount... they get to stay for $165 a night. )

Then, you need the essential convention materials. $595.00 for the full registration. THAT'S ONLY FOR ME!

THEN, I pay a deposit of $75.00 per person. For my mom, dad and I, that's a lot.

So, add that to an average of let's say, $200 per person for the plane ride, for three people, there and back. That alone is $1200.

Add that to the three night stay at the hotel for three people, $495.

The entry fee, $75 per person, $225.

My registration, $595.

Total? Ready?
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$2515.