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Originally posted by CatsinDenver
Oh, and I can't forget this one:
How stinky does a poop have to be in order to get her to clean the litter box immediately!
aha, weapons of mass destruction!!!
How many 'meowing decibels' can the sleeping human ear take before it awakens?
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
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CJ's & Robin's too!
Tubby's favorite experiment is on Peanut, not a human, but is of the same general theory so here goes.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop....eerrr...oops, almost. How 'bout this one. How many licks does it take before Peanut hawls off and swats me one? And along the same line, how many times must Peanut swat me before the humans step in and yell at me to leave her alone?
Tubby
Spring 1986 - Dec. 11, 2004
RIP Big Boy
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Peanut
Fall 1988 - Jan. 24, 2007
RIP Snotty Girl
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Robin
Fall 1997 - Oct. 6, 2012
RIP Sweet Monkeyhead Girl
The Cat Groomer
RUTHERFORD: When I lie here belly up.....you WILL pet me
FERN: When I "squeek" you WILL pet me
JASPER: when I crawl up your leg you WILL pet me
oh, you get the idea.
Wait, Lucas DOES have an experiment going..........
How many times do I need to lick mama's nose before she gets up for my breakfast?
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Owned by Abys
Mango-Peaches-Bubbles tricks:
How loud do I have to purr to awaken you in the morning? [Mango]
If that doesn't work, if I gently tap you on the forearm, will that awaken you? [Mango]
How about if I trample across the pillows (and your head) while purring? Will that wake you? [Mango]
If I bite your nose, will that awaken you? [Peaches]
If we are playing chase at 3:00 AM, you don't mind if we race across the pillows and nightstands while you're asleep? [All three]
Randy
Camp Director
How many times will you say "No Juni" before you get tired and let me do it?
How many times will you toss the toys from the bed, only to have them return in our mouth - for you Mommie? (both cats)
How many bites on the nose does it take to get you awake in the morning? (Juni)
How many flies can I eat before I puke? (Juni)
I'm Canadian......eh?
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!Originally posted by sasvermont
How many flies can I eat before I puke? (Juni)
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
The Cat Groomer
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Originally posted by sasvermont
How many flies can I eat before I puke? (Juni)
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
DITTO!!!
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How many times do I have to play the blinds like a harp in the morning to get these humans to wake up and feed me?
Trevor
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Lovable
How many times do I have to run down to the bottom of the stairs and sit in front of the door and meow before mommy takes me outside?
How long do I have to bite my mommy’s toes (hands, arms, legs) before she will bring my fishing toy with the feather out for me to play?
Steffi and Lovable
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How many times will she fall for the loud MEOW and pathetic look, which is me begging for a trip outside on my leash, only to desperately want back in 3 milliseconds later!
Thanks Kay for my great sig & avatar!!!
Kissy 1993 (?) - 13 Oct 2005. Always in my heart.
Ally Cat's Mommy
"It's a matter of taking the side of the weak against the strong, something the best people have always done." Harriet Beecher-Stowe.
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LOL Great thread.
How many times do I have to meow in her ear before she'll wake up and feed me?Sunny
How long do I have to meow before she'll feed me? Sky
How many times do I need to chase Cirrus under the bed or in the bathroom before I get yelled at? Storm
If I meow the loudest will I get fed first? Cirrus
How many times can I get away with jumping up on or lying on the dining room table? Sunny and Storm
Invisible woman ;)
How many times do I have to knock things off the table for her to realize that is my spot and to put her books some place else.
How many times will it take her to throw me off the kitchen table before she just gives in.
How many times can I pick the worce possible time to want some loving. She in the bath room...time for some loving. She paying the bills...time for loving. She making dinner...I want loving now!! Look she doing nothing now and wants to love on me....I'm not in the mood now, leave me alone.
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How many times do I have to head-but him really hard on the nose before he wakes up? (ouch, that HURTS!)
… and how much longer can he sleep if I sit with my bum in his face?
Last edited by jonza; 09-17-2003 at 07:43 AM.
"Peace cannot be achieved through violence,
it can only be attained through understanding."
Albert Einstein
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How many times can I meow before mommy will turn around in her computer chair to reach out and pet me, before I get mad and go lay down out of her reach?
He does that all day long.
Mom to 8
How many times must we knock over the lamp before mommy will actually get up and feed us? ~Zam and Logan (they take turns
~Kimmy, Zam, Logan, Raptor, Nimrod, Mei, Jasper, Esme, & Lucy Inara
RIP Kia, Chipper, Morla, & June
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