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  1. 09-04-2003, 07:03 PM #31
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    Just found this one

    It was the title of a show I noticed while "surfing" - reminded me of this thread:



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    Originally posted by tomkatzid
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    LOL LOL That is almost exactly what I was thinking! Now, then...put on your plastic glasses and read the software documentation. I agree, it can be pretty ugly, but hey...I'm legally drunk right now!
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    Has this been listed?

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    These aren't actual oxymorons, just some funny signs.

    Message on a leaflet:
    If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

    Sign in a London department store:
    Bargain basement upstairs.

    Outside a disco:
    Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town. Everyone welcome.

    Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales:
    The town hall is closed until opening. It will remain closed after being opened.
    Open tomorrow.

    Spotted in a safari park:
    Elephants please stay in your car .

    Notice in a dry cleaner's window:
    Anyone leaving their garments here for More than 30 days will be disposed of.

    Sign in a Laundromat:
    Automatic washing machines, please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

    In an office:
    Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

    Spotted in a toilet in a London office block:
    Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

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    Here's one more... Fox News.



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