Dog Haiku

[Daisy's Mom]

Wow you guys are all so good at this! Daisy and I are laughing at thema ll, they're great! And Daze wanted me to add these ones, she wrote them herself :

I am running fast!
No one can catch this basset!
Ouch... tripped on big ears.

You are holding leash!
Are we going to go walk?
I beat you to door!

I ate ham last night.
Go check your room... I ate it...
But it came back up!

The windows are clean!
We can see through them! Oh no!
Time to go smudge nose!

[RachelJ]

Daisy is a master of the Haiku. Those were great. I can picture each one.

[gini]

I had just read about the terrible weather conditions in the East on the Internet and then I read your Haiku. It made me laugh out loud. Thanks

Originally posted by RachelJ:
There is snow outside.
So wet, so deep, so darn cold.
I poop in the house!

Submitted by Tucker

[Pam]

I ate ham last night.
Go check your room... I ate it...
But it came back up!

Daisy you are quite a talented little doggie. I especially liked this line about the ham. It's nice that you told your mommy to check her room. Sometimes we find out the hard way....in bare feet in the dark!!

[lhg0962]

Here's Honey's last night's story....

My mom wouldn't wake up
I needed to go outside
She got a present

(and believe me, I wish I had waked up!)

[Phred]

Along the same lines...

My Dad sleeps real tight;
I had to go pee, last night.
It's unner the tree.


Love, Cinder

[Daisy's Mom]

Thanks from Daisy! She thinks you are all great at Haiku too

[Karen]

A tree in the house
That you don't let me water ...
What fun is that, huh?

A branch would be good
Except for those pricklies
You yell if I chomp

It's precarious ...
I didn't make those shiny
Things fall off, honest!

A tree in the house
I can't chew it, water it
You guys are no fun.

[lhg0962]

Honey was a mess
She did not like the new place
She is so glad to be home

Lilly was a mess
She acted like a baby
She is so glad to be home

Logan was a mess
She about pulled all hair out
She is so glad to be home!

Mimi missed us much
She had a quiet Christmas
We all wish for that

That's my Christmas Haiku! Can you tell it was frustrating?

[RachelJ]

I poop in the snow.
Snow, snow, snow, snow coming down.
Where did my poop go?

Santa Paws brought ME
some very special cookies.
But SHE doles them out!

Submitted by Hannah

[This message has been edited by RachelJ (edited December 26, 2000).]

[Pam]

Rachel you have a real talent for getting inside a dog's mind!!! Love your haikus! Hannah and Tucker must send you their thoughts and you just sit down and transcribe them!!!

[ktreva52]

Logan: I was sorry to hear that the trip to Mom's wasn't much fun -- although I have to admit, the haiku are very good. It was that short person in a dog suit there, wasn't it????

My territory
You can't stay here with me now
I will eat you up.

Well, perhaps the New Year will bring better days. Get some rest and check on your furkids and hug 'em all for us.

[lhg0962]

Ktreva, it was awful, but things are back to normal now and my girls are happy again.

We are at home now
We just eat and sleep all day
Happy, Happy girls

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