Thursday #4

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by slick
Well, I've only a few more replies to go before I'm a pillar so tomorrow the drinks are all on me.....all day...

Now if that isn't leaving it wide open.......

you can sit at the head of the bar........and keep the bartender company!!!!

[slick]

Thursday's MOTD - motto of the day

Don't be the typical cookie from the cookie cutter of life....

Instead, be a crumb in your own world.

[Cincy'sMom]

I can go for a DOD. Pineapple is one of my faves!!

[Miss Meow]

I'll have a DotD too if you're serving them!

And a bag of pretzels please.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Miss Meow


And a bag of pretzels please.

i have low fat, low sodium, honey and mustard,
jalapeno, sourdough, sticks, mini pretzels, regular, soft and huge pretzels......

[babolaypo65]

I'll have the same!

Originally posted by Miss Meow
I'll have a DotD too if you're serving them!

And a bag of pretzels please.

[Miss Meow]

Originally posted by RICHARD
i have low fat, low sodium, honey and mustard,
jalapeno, sourdough, sticks, mini pretzels, regular, soft and huge pretzels......

Are you serious? We don't get that much variety here!

OK, I don't come to Dick's for low fat or low sodium so they are out. Huge pretzel, soft pretzel, no, I want something crunchy. I'll start with the sourdough and have some jalapeno flavour with my next drink!

[slick]

Actually, I've got a hankering for a bread and cheese spread.....kinda like you'd have at a wine and cheese party. Give me some of that soft fattening Brie or Camambert along with some sharp varieties. Accompany it with some sourdough bagettes and I'm a happy camper.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Miss Meow
Are you serious? We don't get that much variety here!

OK, I don't come to Dick's for low fat or low sodium so they are out. Huge pretzel, soft pretzel, no, I want something crunchy. I'll start with the sourdough and have some jalapeno flavour with my next drink!

did i mention goldfish pretzels???

no, we really do have that many flavors!-and i probably missed a few kinds!!!!


Miss Meow has a special dispensation, she is on the other side of the International Date Line.......

(she doesn't know i'm putting in a lottery machine....and since she gets thursday's #'s early.......lol)



done!

[Nomilynn]

I need something that will knock me on my butt and when I wake up Bassett won't be sick anymore

Sorry - I don't mean to bring people down. I'm just scared

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Nomilynn
I need something that will knock me on my butt and when I wake up Bassett won't be sick anymore

Sorry - I don't mean to bring people down. I'm just scared

what's the matter?

[Nomilynn]

Originally posted by RICHARD
what's the matter?

I don't wanna poop up the thread with melancholy.. I'll send you a PM.

Anyway.. I really could use a drink of sumpthin' and maybe a few funny stories to share around the bar? Anyone have something laughable?

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Nomilynn
I really could use a drink of sumpthin' and maybe a few funny stories to share around the bar? Anyone have something laughable?

here's one that involves sports, alcohol, being naive, impatient and not knowing enough about being patriotic!

years ago i went to a ball game at dodger stadium.
i wanted to grab a beer BEFORE the first pitch so i raced under the stands (i was in the outfield stands and they STILL sold beer then,that will tell you how long ago that was!)

my mouth was watering and and i was thinking about a bag of peanuts too!

well, i got into line and i hear the pregame ceremonies going on....closer and closer....
beer, peanuts, baseball, a nice day.....oh, now scratch my back and I'M IN HEAVEN!!!

the crowd roars as the dodgers take the field and
the National Anthem is about to start....my pulse is 1,000 beats a minute!!!!!

LET'S GO BEER SERVER LADY!!!!

(we want beer, we want beer, we want beer)

then all of a sudden she turns her back to the
line and STOPS SERVING........

what kind of crap is that???

I WANT BEER.

i curse a few, get out of line and go to the next line.....looking back at the woman who has denied me A BEER......why that %^$#@$%$&)*&^*, I've never
been so *&*$%^&#%$&#), and i hope she *&$%^*$^%....as the last strains of the 'Star Spangled Banner' fade into the early evening
i notice the the Beer Lady at the front of my new line HAS ALSO STOPPED SERVING !!!!!

as i came out of my craving for beer i notice the people around me, shaking their heads, and the look on their faces tell me, "HEY STUPID, DON'T YOU KNOW THEY STOP SELLING BEER DURING THE N.A....
WHAT A MORON!"

needless to say, i was going to skip the beer and sulk to my seat, but decided that i should stay and bear the slings and arrows of my the informed
fans around me.

the moral of the story is.....

Your country is MORE important than beer.


lol....

[Miss Meow]

Naomi, how about a DotD in a big pineapple, and Richard can get some sumo wrestling suits in - that's always looked like a laugh

[RICHARD]

someone remind me to tell the kitty pee pee story
i told when i first registered....lynnstankard
thought it was funny