Dearest Rocky, a.k.a. Rock'n Roll, what a beautiful horse you are! You're a young man, just five and a half years old, and you live at a horse farm in Düsseldorf, Germany. Thank you for sharing that great photo with us! You're so beautiful there, on your first day in the paddock of your new stable. And what a delightful personality you have! You're very sweet and very good. You're special because you always want to cuddle! All the other horses on the farm like you. Your dear person can ride dressage with you and is looking forward to learning how to do jumping. You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Rocky, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and dear horses and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a special serving of carrots!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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