Dearest Cuddly Coco, what an utterly beautiful Guinea Pig you are! You're absolutely gorgeous in those great photos, and thank you for sharing them with us. They're all breath-taking with those tight closeups! That sleek brown and white coat is so pretty and looks so soft, and you have the sweetest face with those lovely big brown eyes. And what a delightful personality you have! Your dear person says you're so sweet and kind, "the most soft-hearted piggy you will ever meet." You love to cuddle and will cuddle anywhere and with anybody. You and your person have fun playing peek-a-boo together. You hold onto your cage bars and squeak until she/he comes and says hi to you. Your person calls you the sleeping beauty because you'll fall asleep on her/his lap or anyone! You're her bestie forever, and she couldn't ask for a better pet. You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Coco, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a special serving of your favorite carrots!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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