Dearest Dixie, a.k.a.Dixie Tequila on Ice, you are darling indeed! What an absolutely adorable American Bulldog pup you are, so beautiful with that sleek, soft-looking brown and white fur and that sweet face with those lovely big eyes. Your skin is loose and wrinkly at your age of just four months, but your dear people know you will grow into it. And what a terrific story you have to tell! You've already saved your dear person's daughter's life from a dog that was threatening her! You're special because you're doing a fine job helping your family give the bully breeds a good reputation. Your person's boyfriend's childhood dog died suddenly, so she began looking for puppies. As soon as she saw you, she knew you were all meant to be together! You're helping greatly to comfort them in their grief at the sudden loss of that dear dog. You're laid-back and playful, very cuddly and tender-hearted. You're full of energy and make them smile with your antics. As your person says, you're "a wiggle monster in the first degree!" You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Dixie, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats. We know your dear childhood-dog Angel is rejoicing with you at the Rainbow Bridge!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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