Dearest Barney, what an adorable Shih-Tzu boy you are! You're absolutely precious, so cute and so sweet in these great photos, and thank you for sharing them with us. And what a delightful personality you have! You've got "small dog syndrome" and think you're a vicious dog when you're on a leash. You try to attack any dog bigger than yourself! You're fine on a leash at the dog park: don't mess with anybody! And what a delightful family you have! There's your nine-year-old cockapoo brother Marley, and your two cat brothers Smokey and Kingston. You love going on walks, and going to the dog park on Sundays where you can roll around in the mud, and playing with your beloved squeaky toys. and riding in the car in your favorite spot. You welcome your dear person home with a squeaky in your mouth. You're a wonderful dog, and he/she wouldn't trade you for anything. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Barney, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and Marley and Smokey and Kingston and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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