Dearest Smoochie, a.k.a. Joe Cocker, you are utterly adorable! To begin with, you're absolutely gorgeous. I've never even seen a blue merle Cocker Spaniel before! What a stunning sight to introduce me! And what a delightful personality you have. As your dear person says, you're "the kissiest, huggiest Teddy Bear that is so sweet." When someone is sad, you come to the person and smooch that sadness away. Visitors to your home can expect to be smooched. You're also gentle to any other animal you meet. You helped your people dog-sat the neighbors' little puppy, giving her little kisses and making sure when you played that you didn't hurt her. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Smoochie, onbeing chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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