Dearest Smokey, what an adorable teddy bear mix hamster you are! That long black fur is gorgeous and looks so luxurious, and what a sweet face you have with those lovely big dark eyes. You like to hide in your bedding, so it's hard to get a good photo of you. You have such a delightful personality, too. You're a very busy hamster. You enjoy playing in your hamster ball, and you rearrange your bedding so it is just the way you like it. You're very curious, sniffing everything around you, You don't really like to be picked up, but once your dear person has you in her hand, you're happy. You and she love each other very much, don't you. You're her dear little flooffy friend! What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Smokey, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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