Dearest Butterscotch, you are absolutely gorgeous! What a beautiful Guinea Pig you are, with that black and white coat that looks so soft, and that sweet face with those lovely big dark eyes. You're so pretty in that great photo, and thank you for sharing it with us. You have the most delightful personality, too. As your dear person says, you're "an adorable little piggy who loves company." Your dear cage-mate Ginger and doggie friend Bender are good company, aren't they! You're very energetic and talkative, and as soon as someone walks into the room you start squeaking loudly. You are very special to them and all your family, and you all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Butterscotch, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Ginger and Bender and person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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