Dearest Jigglypuff, what a darling Guinea Pig you are! Your brown and white coat is so pretty and looks so soft, and what a sweet face you have with those long white whiskers and cute pink nose and lovely big dark eyes. As your dear person says, you're special because you're "adorably plump and very adventurous." You like to explore everything, and you have some dear piggie housemates, including Pikachu, who might possibly be your son, and Wigglytuff, mother to six GP babies. Another housemate, Igglybuff, passed away, and my deepest sympathy to you and your family. You and your piggies and people all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Jigglypuff, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Pikachu and Wigglytuff and baby housemates and people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats. We know that Igglybuff Angel is rejoicing with you at the Rainbow Bridge!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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