Dearest Pauline, what a beautiful Widderkaninchen, or "English Lop" rabbit, you are! You're so pretty with that soft-looking beige fur with touches of white, and that sweet face with those lovely big dark eyes and those long, LOOOOONG ears! Thank you for sharing that great photo with us! You have the most delightful personality, too. You're very special to your dear person because you're so sweet and nice. Sometimes you act crazy or even naughty, but you will forever be her/his little rabbit! Your person wishes she could speak rabbit or you could speak German, so she could understand you better. You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Pauline, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a special serving of carrots but no kohlrabi!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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